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Podcast: Wrestling Is Real Wrestling Podcast
Episode: WWE Desperate One Night Booking for Divided Delusional Fanatics
Description: In a televised attempt to justify its massive Netflix contract and squeeze every last drop of nostalgia out of its most famous living star, WWE rolled into Madison Square Garden for a Monday Night Raw that reeked of desperate "All Hands On Deck" pandering.The evening began with a bloated, 50-minute tribute to John Cena's "Final Raw," a farewell so comprehensive it felt like an overlong eulogy for a man who will surely be back for WrestleMania. After cutting a heartfelt promo about his 23-year career, Cena was interrupted (as is tradition) by "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio. T...