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Podcast: The Update with Brandon Julien
Episode: The Update (2025 Finale)- December 23rd
Description: When the MTA tells you “real-time information is unavailable,” that’s not an update — that’s a warning label. Plans are canceled, vibes are ruined, and suddenly you’re standing at a bus stop like it’s 1997, guessing. From there, we somehow end up deep in Dr. Seuss lore, trying to decode what a Sloo-Slunker is, why the Grinch has been angry for 53 years straight, and whether Roast Beast is a food or a threat. Then, because no year would be complete without it, we close the book — finally — on the Eric Adams era: the accomplishments, the controversies, the headlines, the sid...