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Podcast: The Atlantic Out Loud
Episode: I’m Not From the Government but I’m Here to Help
Description: My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms
By Alexandra Petri
From the February 2026 issue.
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