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Podcast: Dawg and Scoot Show
Episode: S9-E1 The $150 Salad & The Great Return Hack
Description: Dawg and Scoot are back for an unplanned Season 9 premiere after a flu-ridden holiday break sidelined their big finale. In this episode, the guys dive into the "New Year, Same Problems" reality, exploring everything from the mystery illness dodging every test to the sudden death of "Dry January" less than two weeks in. They break down the increasingly aggressive world of retail returns, the absolute audacity of returning dead Christmas trees, and the baffling experience of spending $350 at a steakhouse just for a table full of side dishes. Whether you're bulk-buying flour at Costco or considering a meat slicer...