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Podcast: The Otis Advisory
Episode: Count of Monty Crypto
Description: Today we’re bringing in the Count of Monty Crypto to help explain the US economy in a way even Jasmine can understand it.  Step one, if you want to save big money, don’t buy anything.  Next: Hide your stuff! Go out in the backyard, dig a hole and put your stuff down there, then cover it up.  If the Zohan people can’t find it, they can’t tax it or give it to the aliens. Then, don’t buy anything that says DISPOSABLE.  What’s the point?  Let somebody else buy it and when they throw it away you go ba...