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Podcast: The Maestro Movie Podcast
Episode: Maestro Movie Podcast: Gigli
Description: Larry Gigli: You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale girl sleeping in a bed right next to me. And you know what? She's a stone cold d***. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking d***-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do.
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