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Podcast: The Dollar Vigilante
Episode: Here is Why Nearly Everyone Has Gone Covaids Insane for Christmas
Description:
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the city
Not a creature was maskless, not even a mouse, itty bitty.
No one was stirring as the new world unfurled.
Sheeple abound at the end of their tether,Â
As anarchy spread and the vaxxed just got deader.
Young superspreaders lay snug in their beds,
With visions of TikTok a’twirl in their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my TV to see what’s the matter...