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Podcast: Doom Generation
Episode: The Care Bears Movie (1985): "Niiicholaaaasssss"
Description: Wow, did we really do this? Yeah, we did. We taint this beloved American Greetings childhood classic with our brand of Doom. Come with us while we spirit a couple of unattended orphans to Care-A-Lot. We experience casual teleportation, surly little orphans, magical books, and one Canadian child who cannot care. Journey down a forgotten river, to forgotten lands, to meet some forgotten cousins who must all unite to defeat an eyebrow monster and its bald, book headed master. We lose count of how many times we say "Nicholas" and question how furries were not a thing in the 80...