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Episode: Podcast 621: Machete
Description: There’s just a guy living in your attic. No big deal. Paying 20k to have someone to play Elden Ring with. Texas woman gave colon cleanse to her coworkers and thought it was really funny. Now you can live the Disney “lifestyle” full time. Have you ever eaten an avocado? Ever? Racing cyclists now just pee on each other. Plaid. Let’s buy an island. Teachers biting students over a jar of pickles. The Lars Ulrich toilet found a buyer. Heardle. Pizza ice cream coming to a store near you. It’s “spring forward” time, hooray! Brent’s growl. I need a n...