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Podcast: Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast
Episode: What Would Wonka's Dating Profile Be Like?
Description: We hope you swipe right on this episode despite it’s mega swipe-left vibes. In our never ending spiral into the Wonka Well, we have officially peaked (or hit rock bottom??) and decided to circle back on Wonka’s love life. We asked the question no one has dared ask: What would Willy Wonka’s dating profile be like in 2022? We analyze all 12 Wonkas and create profiles for them. The fact that this is a sentence is wild lololol. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. ...