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Podcast: Campfire Classics Podcast
Episode: Throbbing Knob
Description: Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!
Go become a burglar. I think that's the moral of this week's episode.
Or possibly it's that '90s pop culture references are weird.
I really don't know. Maybe this episode, like life, has no moral, and we are all merely wandering through a meaningless nihilistic wasteland that we call "reality" because we don't know what else to do.
Agh! This is what happens when I'm forced to listen to Ken try to be clever and philosophical while Heather butchers French words. I get...