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Podcast: Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Episode: Under the Sea(men) | Then You Ruined It
Description: Steve tries to sell Jason on cruises again, this time with a new deplorable cast of weirdos and degenerates like the Uber Driver who don't get how drive car, the Topless Topper who appears to be able to control her breasts to avoid or engage in social situations, and the functionally-orphaned kid who wants the pool to himself again and will talk about anything to make that happen. Inevitably, it all just comes around to him once again ruining it for Jason.