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BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleep BitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these for feminists? Also yes. Does that mean only women should read them? Fuck no! Feminism is for everyone! So come one, come all and let's embrace being a Bitch for the betterment of the world! Distributed by House of Bleep Productions and McClain Creative Services

Bitchstrology for Valentines week - to thine own self be true

29 mins; February 12, 2024

Bitchstrology for the week of Feb 5th - New Moon in Aquarius

13 mins; February 04, 2024

Bitchstrology for the week of 1/29 - curiosity, insight, action, healing

15 mins; January 30, 2024

Bitchstrology for the week of 1/22

19 mins; January 22, 2024

Bitchstrology for the week of 1/15

27 mins; January 15, 2024

BitchStrology for the Week of Jan 8th - New Moon in Cap!

22 mins; January 08, 2024

Bonus Episode - The Astrology of Serial Killers

60 hours 3 mins; January 02, 2024

Bitchstrology for the first week of 2024!!

10 mins; December 31, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 12/25

10 mins; December 25, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 12/18

18 mins; December 18, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of Dec 11th

14 mins; December 11, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 12/4-10

7 mins; December 03, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 11/27

19 mins; November 27, 2023

BitchStrology for the week of Nov 20th

14 mins; November 20, 2023

BitchStrology for the week of November 13th

12 mins; November 12, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 11/6

28 mins; November 05, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of Halloween!

19 mins; October 31, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of October 23rd and the Taurus eclipse

12 mins; October 22, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 10/16

12 mins; October 15, 2023

Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 9th

21 mins; October 09, 2023

Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 2nd

17 mins; October 02, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 9-25

16 mins; September 25, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 9-18

15 mins; September 18, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 9/11- this New Moon is a Mother!

21 mins; September 10, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 9/4

12 mins; September 04, 2023

Bitchstrology for the crazy ass Pisces Full blue moon!

23 mins; August 29, 2023

BitchStrology - Astro Summary for the week of 8/21 - Get Your Shit Together!

14 mins; August 21, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of August 14th

21 mins; August 14, 2023

Bitchstrology for Aug 7-13 - Check Your Socks

22 mins; August 06, 2023

Bitchstrology for July 31-Aug 6 - Full Moon & Lion’s Gate Portal

22 mins; July 30, 2023

Bitchstrology for 7/24-31 …Pluto square the Lunar Nodes

19 mins; July 23, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of July 17-24

14 mins; July 16, 2023

Bitchstrology for the week of 7/10-7/17

14 mins; July 09, 2023

BitchScopes for the week of 7/3 and a big announcement

32 mins; July 08, 2023

Bitchscopes for the week of 7/3 and a big announcement

32 mins; July 04, 2023

Poetry-scopes for 6/26-7/2

31 mins; June 26, 2023

Your Rawr Summer Solstice BitchScopes

23 mins; June 19, 2023

I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am!

24 mins; June 11, 2023

The ZOA, Dark Matter, intellectual crisis…yep, this is about me.

25 mins; June 04, 2023

Full moon in Sagittarius- a play in 5 acts- BitchScopes for the week of May 29

36 mins; May 30, 2023

A quest, going on, are we - BitchScopes for 5/22-29

25 mins; May 22, 2023

Raw potential - BitchScopes for 5/15-22

31 mins; May 15, 2023

Mercury goes Direct! Huzzah! BitchScopes for May 8-15

26 mins; May 08, 2023

Eclipse Schmlipse! Cheers, Bitch!

35 mins; April 30, 2023

BitchScopes for April 24-30

24 mins; April 24, 2023

An Eclipse. Mercury retrograde, 29 degree-apolooza…BitchScopes for the week of 4/17

33 mins; April 17, 2023

A little retrograde lesson

19 mins; April 10, 2023

Indictment asteroids, sex worker power play, spring break & a bitchin’ full moon! Scopes for 4/3-10

35 mins; April 03, 2023

BitchScopes for 3/27-4/3

19 mins; March 26, 2023

Bitchscopes for the week of 3/20-3/27

36 mins; March 20, 2023

So much happening! BitchScopes for March 13-20

27 mins; March 13, 2023

BitchScopes for 3/6-3/12

44 mins; March 06, 2023

Buckle up…but first, poetry! BitchScopes for the week of February 27th

25 mins; February 27, 2023

Unfuckwithable - A Heroine's Journey - BitchScopes for the week of February 20th, 2023

30 mins; February 21, 2023

New Moon in Pisces - BitchScopes for the week of 2/13/23

30 mins; February 13, 2023

BitchScopes for the week of Feb 6th

41 mins; February 07, 2023

Jan 30th- Feb 6th and a Leo Full Moon

25 mins; January 31, 2023

Enter the Season of Spock with a loaded week - BitchScopes for January 16-23

21 mins; January 16, 2023

Bitches get shit done! BitchScopes for the week of January 9th

20 mins; January 09, 2023

My predictions for 2023!

21 mins; January 05, 2023

BitchScopes for January 2nd- 9th

20 mins; January 01, 2023

BitchScopes for the week of 12/26/22- mercury retrograde year end wrap

31 mins; December 27, 2022

Nerdy Numbers, Longest Night and New Moon bookends - BitchScopes for December 19-26

21 mins; December 19, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of December 12th

28 mins; December 12, 2022

Waiting in the Wings - BitchScopes for the week of November 28

22 mins; November 28, 2022

New Moon week of November 21

18 mins; November 21, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of Nov 14th.

15 mins; November 14, 2022

Veterans Day Special with my husband

51 mins; November 07, 2022

Eclipse/ElectionWeek of November 7th - we are gonna be OK!

25 mins; November 07, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of Nov 1

22 mins; November 01, 2022

BitchScopes for Mars Retrograde!

26 mins; October 27, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of October 17th and the eclipse next week!

23 mins; October 17, 2022

Neptune on the Loose - BitchScopes for the week of October 10-17

17 mins; October 10, 2022

Gumption Conjunction, What’s Your Function? BitchScopes for the Aries Full Moon, week of Oct 3

24 mins; October 03, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of Sept 26- and something a little spicy and different

49 mins; September 26, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of September 19th

24 mins; September 19, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of September 12

17 mins; September 12, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of September 5th

22 mins; September 05, 2022

Bitchscopes for the week of August 29th 2022 - Trust the Process!

21 mins; August 28, 2022

BitchScopes for the week of 8.22.22 - coping by cleaning - new moon in Virgo

13 mins; August 23, 2022

BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

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