The Goblin Trashmasters is a weekly podcast focused on the experience of competitive Magic players. Development takes the spotlight, but there’s always time to have a bit of fun.
415 - Genetically Superior Reanimator
50 mins; January 19, 2026
413 - It's All Broccoli Math All the Way Down
59 mins; December 29, 2025
412 - Boomerang Abortion Basics
68 hours 56 mins; December 22, 2025
411 - Don't You Dare Misgender That Chicken
61 hours 27 mins; November 24, 2025
410 - Standard and General Distaste for AI Slop
53 mins; November 17, 2025
409 - Goodbye to the Format That Wasn't
61 hours 10 mins; November 03, 2025
408 - Italian Parliament-A$$ Format
57 mins; October 27, 2025
407 - Regional Championship Houston and Atraxa's Throwing Ass
81 hours 51 mins; October 20, 2025
406 - Mana Math Magic
61 hours 53 mins; October 13, 2025
405 - Mr. Clean Magic Erasers Will Get Skid Mark Stains Out of A White Lifetime Chair
60 hours 18 mins; October 06, 2025
404 - For the Love of God, Grade Us on a Curve
66 hours 51 mins; September 29, 2025
403 - Spellslinger Piles and Savory Crepes
64 hours 51 mins; September 22, 2025
402 - Counterspells, Cat Mischief, and Cement BBLs
59 mins; September 15, 2025
401 - Smells Like Low Tide: A Standard Sunrise Episode
54 mins; September 08, 2025
346 - Kyle's RC Debut and the Whinging of Talentless Rubes Over Homie Scoops
81 hours 17 mins; August 04, 2025
345 - Crabs and Cat-Girls' Modern Sunset on the Orange Carpet (Fit check, Nerds))
53 mins; July 28, 2025
344 - Sophie Hates Star Wars Because of "Woke" (Green Day Ruins NRG Minny)
54 mins; July 21, 2025
343 - The Social Karnstruct of Big Fish in Small Mirrorpools
58 mins; July 14, 2025
342 - Ivan Ooze, the Jewish-Coded Power Rangers Villain (I'm Glad Your Son is Dead))
50 mins; July 07, 2025
341 - Roomba Cats and Boros Chats
61 hours 4 mins; June 30, 2025
340 - Every A$$hole's a Bowl
65 hours 48 mins; June 23, 2025
339 - No Magic, Know Joy
62 hours 2 mins; June 09, 2025
338 - Together, We're Gonna Make Poor People Eat Spiders on Television for Money
61 hours 21 mins; May 12, 2025
337 - Motorcycle Noises and Chicky Tendies
69 hours 58 mins; May 05, 2025
336 - Man Overboard
68 hours 55 mins; April 28, 2025
335 - Modern Trash Talk
72 hours 8 mins; April 21, 2025
334 - When Mailbags Unravel: Tales from the Sinkhole
28 mins; April 14, 2025
333 - When Magic Doesn't Cut the Mustard
56 mins; April 07, 2025
332 - Modern Predictions and the Philly Cheese Steak Corporation Conspiracy
56 mins; March 30, 2025
331 - Sleeves, Spreadsheets, and Spontaneous Baking with Tye
84 hours 20 mins; March 24, 2025
330 - Don't Dye (your hair in a post-breakup crashout) Just Yet: RC Charlotte Reflections and the Mysterious Tale of the All-Purpose Party Opening
66 hours 29 mins; March 17, 2025
329 - Magic Internet Discourse in the Era of West Elm Caleb
75 hours 52 mins; March 03, 2025
328 - Getting Ready for Your First RC and Mass-produced Lasagna Myths
78 hours 53 mins; February 24, 2025
327 - 2 Girls, 1 Deckbox
89 hours 6 mins; February 17, 2025
326 - Traveling Trashmasters and the Ceiling Titty Conundrum
58 mins; February 10, 2025
325 - Breach Deck Babbles and Denny's Debauchery with Kyle
77 hours 31 mins; February 03, 2025
324 - Judging: An Only Mostly Unhinged State of the Union
80 hours 6 mins; January 27, 2025
323 - Borrowing Cards and the Buttplug Named Morality Filter
80 hours 0 mins; January 20, 2025
322 - Unexpected Item In Bagging Area: The Small-Town RCQ Survival Guide
67 hours 30 mins; January 13, 2025
321 - Sophie Hates the Goblin Trashmasters and Everyone Hates BD's Mongolian Grill
71 hours 50 mins; January 06, 2025
320 - Dimir Midrange is the Sauce
86 hours 9 mins; December 30, 2024
319 - Standard Prepping While Navigating Syphilis and Bad Basics
86 hours 14 mins; December 23, 2024
318 - Mastering Control Decks and the Curious Case of Goose Estrogen
87 hours 56 mins; December 16, 2024
317 - Trickery Techniques and Sleight of Hand Extravaganza
64 hours 25 mins; December 09, 2024
316 - Hasty Hits and Gruul Grit
72 hours 26 mins; December 02, 2024
315 - The Art of Not Breaking the Bank: Early Standard Insights and Advice
79 hours 36 mins; November 25, 2024
314 - Jeffrey Epstein Would Never: Pis Aller and Tactical Pillows
62 hours 54 mins; November 18, 2024
313 - Return of the Kyle: A Standard Sunrise Spectacle!
83 hours 6 mins; November 11, 2024
312 - Modern Sunset: Dog Wipes and Season's End Shenanigans
45 mins; November 04, 2024
311 - Frenzies, Feet, and the Saga of Standards Stretched Too Long
60 hours 2 mins; October 28, 2024
310 - Ratchet Bitches, C***in, Amalia, Aquafina: Let's Chat About How to Not Lose Your Mind Playing 8 RCQs a Month
54 mins; October 22, 2024
309 - Modern Boros Energy (We are Amped [Raptor] as fuck for the WNBA Finals)
51 mins; October 14, 2024
308 - Kyle Talks Duskmourn's Art Direction and Design
66 hours 30 mins; October 07, 2024
307 - Correctly Being Right (Or Rightly Being Correct?)
51 mins; September 30, 2024
306 - Straight Lines and Crooked Metaphors: Navigating Magic's Buzzwords
80 hours 17 mins; September 23, 2024
305 - Being a Good Opponent (But Not to Shannon Sharpe)
72 hours 48 mins; September 16, 2024
304 - Don't Be a Creature with Menace While Ingesting Your Halo in Caldaia
83 hours 58 mins; September 09, 2024
303 - Bans
56 mins; September 02, 2024
302 - The Strike Rat's Divorce Manual: Calling It Quits with Your Game Store
65 hours 12 mins; August 26, 2024
301 - Going Goblin Mode
56 mins; August 19, 2024
247 - The "Good Season" - Season 2 Finale
15 mins; August 05, 2024
246 - Hot Bird Summer: A Modern Sunrise Episode
50 mins; July 29, 2024
245 - Pioneer Sunset: From Kumano to Kiora, One Last Time
86 hours 40 mins; July 22, 2024
244 - Permutation Pandemonium: Shuffling, Science, and the Search for Fair Play
54 mins; July 15, 2024
243 - TCGPlayer: The Trashfire We Love to Hate
73 hours 38 mins; July 08, 2024
242 - Sleep Deprivation and Uncrustables: The Magic Player’s Survival Guide (w/ PT MH3 Fantasy Draft)
65 hours 10 mins; July 01, 2024
241 - DreamHack’s Swan Song: Charles’ Tournament Triumphs and Tangents
68 hours 14 mins; June 24, 2024
240 - Welcome to the Grind: A Beginner's Guide to Not Sucking and other Tales
60 hours 9 mins; June 17, 2024
239 - Player Arrangements (A C**ty Pretzel)
82 hours 49 mins; June 10, 2024
238 - Deck Registration Errors
83 hours 43 mins; June 04, 2024
237 - Get Ready to Learn Japanese, Buddy: Non-English Cards and You
89 hours 56 mins; May 27, 2024
236 - Buffalo Chicken Dip C********us
73 hours 0 mins; May 20, 2024
235 - The Wild and Wonderful World of Signed Cards
80 hours 46 mins; May 13, 2024
234 - Car Rides: The Firehouse Has 0 Mouths, Actually
65 hours 34 mins; May 06, 2024
233 - Sportsmanship: The Tangible Benefits of Not Being a Piece of S**t
65 hours 43 mins; April 29, 2024
232 - $30 Vintage for AspiringAspiringSpikes
75 hours 50 mins; April 22, 2024
231 - Prerelease: For Fun and Profit (Except Never for Profit)
