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Ascension To Ten

A funny and entertaining Sci-Fi movie review podcast with childhood friends that uses a unique 11-point rating scale Ascension to 10. Your main hosts, JAD and Spenny, and their producer/occasional host Bry use their longtime friendship to tell stories of their younger years. They look for movies that have been lost or purposely forgotten and hope you will come on the journey with them.

Episode 56: No Destination in Mind || Mayflower II Movie Review

71 hours 57 mins; May 29, 2024

Episode 55: This movie gave us a brain parasite || The Fifth Wave Movie Review

65 hours 31 mins; May 16, 2024

Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie Review

89 hours 22 mins; April 17, 2024

Episode 53: Metal Hands || Knights of the Zodiac Movie Review

68 hours 41 mins; March 06, 2024

Episode 52: Replaced by AI || 65 Movie Review

84 hours 2 mins; November 01, 2023

Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie Reviews

72 hours 50 mins; October 18, 2023

Episode 50: Hardcore Hotels || Highlander Movie Review

69 hours 52 mins; October 04, 2023

Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie Review

69 hours 52 mins; August 30, 2023

Episode 47: Basically Animorphs || The Velocipastor Movie Review

68 hours 16 mins; June 28, 2023

Episode 46: Thumb War Jox

67 hours 47 mins; June 20, 2023

Episode 45: Finally in the green

57 mins; June 01, 2023

Episode 44: This is the last time

63 hours 53 mins; May 17, 2023

Episode 43: The Clown Quest

54 mins; May 10, 2023

Episode 42: Season 1, Part 2

70 hours 15 mins; May 03, 2023

Episode 41: Phantom Summer to Forget

54 mins; February 22, 2023

It's a GIRL!

24 mins; February 15, 2023

Episode 40: Black Adam Bad?

57 mins; February 08, 2023

Episode 39: BatBoi vs. IcedMan

78 hours 46 mins; February 01, 2023

Episode 38: Winning by Tying

76 hours 14 mins; January 25, 2023

Episode 37: Ascensions are EASY

62 hours 0 mins; January 17, 2023

Episode 36: Miami Vice on Ice

72 hours 52 mins; January 11, 2023

Episode 35: Tiers for Ascensions

75 hours 20 mins; January 04, 2023

Episode 34: Seagal, Bitch

84 hours 55 mins; December 21, 2022

Episode 33: Mission for Morons

91 hours 46 mins; December 14, 2022

Episode 32: Uncrustable HeMans

92 hours 55 mins; December 07, 2022

Episode 31: Space Nonsense

98 hours 4 mins; November 30, 2022

Episode 30: Mad Max on Water

82 hours 27 mins; November 23, 2022

Episode 29: Cars Go Fast

119 hours 58 mins; November 02, 2022

Episode 28: Alan’s Basement

84 hours 27 mins; October 19, 2022

Episode 27: Maximum Bleep

65 hours 6 mins; October 05, 2022

Episode 26: It's Mor(b)in Time!

91 hours 8 mins; September 28, 2022

Episode 25: Giving up but not quitting

74 hours 34 mins; September 21, 2022

Episode 24: Logan's Bum

105 hours 42 mins; September 14, 2022

Episode 23: Annoying Buzz

108 hours 19 mins; September 07, 2022

Episode 22: MoonFAIL

88 hours 33 mins; August 31, 2022

Episode 21: NTA

90 hours 33 mins; August 24, 2022

Episode 20: Back to Basics

73 hours 39 mins; August 10, 2022

Episode 19: 50 Shades of Ascension

82 hours 0 mins; August 03, 2022

Episode 18: We got in a huge fight, and the podcast ended

78 hours 26 mins; July 27, 2022

Episode 17: Ascensions from Heck

77 hours 33 mins; July 13, 2022

Episode 16: Iron Ascensions

86 hours 7 mins; July 06, 2022

Episode 15: Gunning With Independence

116 hours 15 mins; June 29, 2022

Episode 14: Championship Ascensions

52 mins; June 22, 2022

Episode 13: Simulated Ascensions

86 hours 33 mins; June 15, 2022

Episode 12: Beyond Ascension

66 hours 18 mins; June 08, 2022

Episode 11: Barfship Troopers

68 hours 35 mins; June 01, 2022

Severance Special

112 hours 14 mins; May 25, 2022

Listener Special #1

132 hours 25 mins; May 18, 2022

Mother's Day Special

69 hours 14 mins; May 08, 2022

Episode 10: These ratings were Alien to us

75 hours 36 mins; May 04, 2022

Episode 9: Full-Court Dunks

60 hours 43 mins; April 27, 2022

Episode 8: Our First Fight

69 hours 17 mins; April 20, 2022

Episode 7: A Tale of Two Ascensions

65 hours 45 mins; April 14, 2022

Episode 6: Boring LoTR

86 hours 57 mins; April 06, 2022

Episode 5: Destroying the future to save the past

69 hours 5 mins; March 30, 2022

Episode 4: I'm allergic to this movie

80 hours 15 mins; March 23, 2022

Episode 3: 10,000 years Before Common (sense)

52 mins; March 16, 2022

Episode 2: To Mars!

74 hours 34 mins; March 10, 2022

Episode 1: A New Pilot

55 mins; February 28, 2022

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