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Munch My Benson: A Law & Order: SVU Podcast

Munch My Benson, the seminal SVU podcast, is the twisted spawn of co-hosts Adam Schwitters and Josh Duggan, celebrating the splendid and often wildly inappropriate lunacy found only on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Each week The Randomizer spits out a new episode, and they dive deep into the heinous murk before rating it in terms of overall quality, guest star performances, the degree to which the episode was problematic (the more, the better), and the depth and breadth of lives ruined (more=better). So come along for a wild ride through the uproarious darkness of the Dickwolfiverse.Become a...

48 - I Made This Kid with My Sperm (S3E3 Stolen)

52 mins; March 30, 2026

249 - Vermont or Safe Room? (S14E19 Born Psychopath)

80 hours 55 mins; March 25, 2026

129 - Man, This One Really Suffers from My Own Special Victims Unit Derangement Syndrome (S4E23 Grief)

82 hours 59 mins; March 16, 2026

248 - Always Check Your Surroundings for Corpses Before You Pop the Question (S10E4 Lunacy)

91 hours 52 mins; March 09, 2026

69 - Modine Totally Should've Been in a Red Shoe Diaries (S6E17 Rage)

63 hours 19 mins; March 02, 2026

247 - Munch Has a Shoe Map of Manhattan (S4E16 Tortured)

93 hours 53 mins; February 26, 2026

103 - You Gotta Give People Some Cucumber Water While You Rub Their Joint Down (S14E22 Poisoned Motive)

93 hours 14 mins; February 16, 2026

246 - He Prefers To Be Called Mr. Dozer (S1E12 Russian Love Poem)

78 hours 35 mins; February 09, 2026

60 - Spidey Sense, but for Sex Crimes (S21E13 Redemption In Her Corner)

70 hours 16 mins; February 02, 2026

245 - Did You Feel Like Maybe This Was Count Chocula Product Placement? (S11E13 P.C.)

100 hours 6 mins; January 27, 2026

29 - I Was Gonna Say the Guy's Scared Stiff (S5E8 Abomination)

72 hours 29 mins; January 19, 2026

244 - The Only Way He Could Get Hard Was If The Bleacher Creatures Were Calling Out His Name (S16E2 American Disgrace)

91 hours 30 mins; January 12, 2026

120 - A Hostage Situation, but for the Viewers (S19E13 The Undiscovered Country)

85 hours 1 min; January 05, 2026

243 - As the Ring Master, He's Basically the Dom of the Clowns, Right? (S20E24 End Game)

78 hours 32 mins; December 30, 2025

20 - Wherein SVU Prophesies The Future... Of Tom Hanks's Filmography (S16E6 Glasgowman’s Wrath)

49 mins; December 22, 2025

242 - You Think A Zoomer Is Going To Be Able To Make Sense Of That Pubic Hair? (S26E4 Constricted)

89 hours 16 mins; December 15, 2025

87 - You'd Think that the First Step in Friendship Is NOT Raping Somebody (S19E4 No Good Reason)

71 hours 35 mins; December 08, 2025

241 - Dwight Needs His Juice (S22E2 The Ballad Of Dwight And Irena)

83 hours 12 mins; December 02, 2025

11 - This Might Be the Rapiest Bar in New York City (S2E10 Consent)

36 mins; November 24, 2025

240 - Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Motherboys (S10E16 Ballerina)

95 hours 7 mins; November 17, 2025

110 - It's Not A Gay Cowboy Orgy, Probably... (S11E18 Bedtime)

83 hours 38 mins; November 10, 2025

Interview with Neal E Fischer, author of Law & Order SVU; Confidential

82 hours 22 mins; November 06, 2025

239 - They Stuffed a Child Actor in a Cooler (S5E5 Serendipity)

93 hours 39 mins; November 04, 2025

94 - Do Buffalonians Dream of Erotic Meats? (S13E5 Missing Pieces)

92 hours 57 mins; October 28, 2025

238 - What's a Zeitgeist? (S2E4 Legacy)

80 hours 39 mins; October 20, 2025

43 - Another Second Unit Photoshoot Gone Wild (S11E8 Turmoil)

59 mins; October 13, 2025

237 - For Some Unknown Reason, Munch My Benson Broke Containment (S16E14 Intimidation Game)

89 hours 0 mins; October 06, 2025

77 - Given the Genital Geometry of Everything We Don't Know that It Wasn't the Poop Chute (S18E10 Motherly Love)

77 hours 49 mins; September 29, 2025

99 - Well Apparently She Has an STI, so Something Did Rub Off (S17E23 Heartfelt Passages)

60 hours 16 mins; September 22, 2025

98 - His Refractory Period Is in Inverse Proportion to His Height (S17E22 Intersecting Lives)

75 hours 38 mins; September 15, 2025

45 - There's a Goddamn Robot from Rocky IV and They Did Not Use It (S18E17 Real Fake News)

73 hours 22 mins; September 08, 2025

34 - It Was a Beige Turtleneck, so It Really Made Him Look Like a Human Penis (S13E7 Russian Brides)

78 hours 1 min; September 01, 2025

33 - Who’s Showering at Benson’s? - The Brotherhood of Big Bald Bosses (Part 2) (S14E1 Lost Reputation/S14E2 Above Suspicion)

75 hours 37 mins; August 25, 2025

32 - The Brotherhood of Big Bald Bosses (Part 1) (S14E1 Lost Reputation/S14E2 Above Suspicion)

56 mins; August 18, 2025

31 - It's a Bad Way to Wake Up If You're a Recovering Alcoholic (S13E23 Rhodium Nights)

86 hours 34 mins; August 11, 2025

111 - Dylan McKay: Rapist (S10E1 Trials)

96 hours 33 mins; August 05, 2025

41 - When You Can Say Wang, You're Going To Say Wang, Right? (S10E12 Hothouse)

78 hours 6 mins; July 28, 2025

81 - Nina's Grinding so Hard on Carisi's Joint Here (S16E15 Undercover Mother)

81 hours 2 mins; July 22, 2025

15 - Amaro's Peculiar Sense of Smell (S13E15 Hunting Ground)

50 mins; July 14, 2025

18 - Tramp Stamp Stop and Frisk (S8E7 Underbelly)

75 hours 23 mins; July 07, 2025

96 - You Could Make the Pant Legs Ten Feet Wide, and You'd Still See Those Ass Cheeks Cutting Through the Fabric (S12E20 Totem)

80 hours 14 mins; July 01, 2025

85 - The Whole Second Half of This Episode Basically Is Stabler Can't Give Everyone a Ticket to the Gun Show (S12E13 Mask)

85 hours 48 mins; June 24, 2025

91 - This Isn't Even a Prison Rape Taunt, This Is Straight Up Holding Cell Rape Taunt (S10E20 Crush)

84 hours 34 mins; June 17, 2025

66 - Two Pages About Golden Showers (S4E5 Disappearing Acts)

84 hours 14 mins; June 10, 2025

25 - This Episode Is Really Putting a Big Space Between the E and the R in Therapist (S20E19 Dearly Beloved)

50 mins; June 02, 2025

13 - I Don't Feel Like Wesley Crusher Could Take Care of Himself (S15E8 Military Justice)

47 mins; May 27, 2025

72 - I Went to College, I Have a Skill (S19E24 Remember Me Too)

65 hours 3 mins; May 20, 2025

71 - His Loafers Are Bepissed Now (S19E23 Remember Me)

50 mins; May 13, 2025

46 - It Sucked That D-Bag Rape Boy Was Gonna Be the Last Guy to Lay Pipe in McCallum County (S11E16 Witness)

78 hours 16 mins; May 05, 2025

22 - Matricide by Proxy (S5E23 Bound)

54 mins; April 28, 2025

68 - Close Enough to See Dick Mole (S9E15 Undercover)

88 hours 30 mins; April 21, 2025

35 - 10 Hours Of Bone Sessions To Get To The Bones Bone Session (S3E17 Surveillance)

74 hours 39 mins; April 14, 2025

53 - Nips Out on a Gurney (S5E13 Brotherhood)

80 hours 39 mins; April 07, 2025

82 - They Blackfaced the Unabomber (S15E3 American Tragedy)

97 hours 3 mins; March 31, 2025

39 - We're Looking At This Sandwich Handling Through Pandemic Eyes (S5E7 Choice)

64 hours 19 mins; March 24, 2025

74 - Butt Blood on a Calculator (S9E13 Unorthodox)

91 hours 29 mins; March 17, 2025

78 - She Has Ears That Lend Themselves To Elfing (S13E22 Strange Beauty)

103 hours 51 mins; March 10, 2025

65 -That's How You Get Throat Gonorrhea Kids (S16E19 Granting Immunity)

65 hours 13 mins; March 03, 2025

42 - Whenever I Get Touched in an Unsafe Way I Say Yes Then I Make a Mess (S7E21 Web)

78 hours 24 mins; February 24, 2025

52 - It's Gonna Be Really Hard for Her to Find More Afterbirth for Her Voracious Angel (S7E14 Taboo)

83 hours 43 mins; February 17, 2025

38 - That Is the Weirdest Wonk Boner I've Ever Heard Of (S15E6 October Surprise)

94 hours 22 mins; February 10, 2025

28 - Winters Is Coming (S19E14 Chasing Demons)

50 mins; February 03, 2025

95 - They Dropped It Like Lindsey Dropped Her Tampon to Be Eaten by Killer (S12E5 Wet)

105 hours 6 mins; January 27, 2025

83 - We're Burning Through Pedos (S4E15 Pandora)

91 hours 25 mins; January 20, 2025

50 - That's an Upper East Side Slave Auction If I've Ever Seen One (S5E14 Ritual)

77 hours 28 mins; January 14, 2025

30 - We Don't Even Care About the Teenage Orgy (S11E1 Unstable)

102 hours 30 mins; January 06, 2025

47 - The Great Granny Panty Hustle (S1E18 Chat Room)

83 hours 18 mins; December 30, 2024

58 - I Think We Can Assume Cassidy Is So Dumb that He Tries to Golf at a Disc Golf Course (S19E1 Gone Fishin')

63 hours 24 mins; December 23, 2024

88 - Kevin Arnold Is a Power Reassurance Rapist (S4E22 Futility)

91 hours 29 mins; December 16, 2024

MMB Movie Club 3 - Desert Hearts

90 hours 8 mins; December 09, 2024

56 - She Just Wanted to Get Sticky Fingered (S9E11 Streetwise)

74 hours 18 mins; December 02, 2024

62 - He Got Down with an Arthropod (S11E3 Solitary)

76 hours 38 mins; November 25, 2024

19 - Nothing Screams Cancun Spring Break Like Moose Antlers (S9E18 Trade)

69 hours 43 mins; November 18, 2024

236 - We're A Long Way from Bayside High (S3E7 Sacrifice)

90 hours 12 mins; November 11, 2024

235 - A Helicopter Parent of the Most Self-Defeating Order (S3E22 Competence)

70 hours 19 mins; November 04, 2024

234 - A Well-Oiled Underground Bartender Rape Railroad (S24E17 Lime Chaser)

71 hours 24 mins; October 28, 2024

233 - Nips Out and a Necktie (S20E9 Mea Culpa)

66 hours 44 mins; October 21, 2024

232 - She Banged Carlos Baldarama After a Long Day at the Office (S4E14 Mercy)

68 hours 33 mins; October 14, 2024

231 - Fashion Equals Bad (S1E3 ...Or Just Look Like One)

87 hours 10 mins; October 07, 2024

230 - Ace Ventura Level Transphobia (S4E21 Fallacy)

76 hours 24 mins; September 30, 2024

229 - It's More of a Stain in Heaven (S3E23 Silence)

93 hours 8 mins; September 23, 2024

228 - He Has His Mitts in More than Just the Drawers Drawers (S8E16 Philadelphia)

68 hours 9 mins; September 16, 2024

227 - No Good Has Ever Come from Snapping with a Chase (S20E20 The Good Girl)

74 hours 22 mins; September 09, 2024

97 - I Don't Like the Idea of Having Ninja Pedophiles Out There, That Scares Me (S12E12 Possessed)

77 hours 14 mins; September 02, 2024

Interview with Michelangelo Milano

90 hours 2 mins; September 02, 2024

226 - Inferno The Musical (S2E12 Secrets)

77 hours 42 mins; August 26, 2024

225 - Soda (S12E11 Pop)

67 hours 29 mins; August 19, 2024

224 - We Know Whether JD Vance Shaves (or Not) in His Grindr Profile (S25E12 Marauder)

62 hours 37 mins; August 12, 2024

223 - Why Don't They Have Someone Sexily Peel off a CPAP? (S24E15 King Of The Moon)

77 hours 17 mins; August 05, 2024

222 - Speaking Of Stereotypes (S17E13 Forty-One Witnesses)

80 hours 7 mins; July 29, 2024

221 - Can Credits Just Roll in Very Slo-Mo? (S20E2 Man Down)

64 hours 10 mins; July 22, 2024

220 - Carmy's Cum To Jesus Moment (S11E21 Torch)

75 hours 31 mins; July 15, 2024

219 - His Pecs Were Unleashed (S20E1 Man Up)

67 hours 6 mins; July 08, 2024

MMB Movie Club 00 - The Heartbreak Kid

71 hours 54 mins; July 04, 2024

218 - They Don't Whip Out That Stamp for No One (S12E7 Trophy)

88 hours 46 mins; July 01, 2024

217 - Always Be Brewing (S2E17 Folly)

87 hours 13 mins; June 24, 2024

216 - She's Just Kim Novak-ing Bailee Madison (S12E1 Locum)

83 hours 3 mins; June 17, 2024

215 - God, I Miss Neal Baer (S23E6 The Five Hundredth Episode)

86 hours 23 mins; June 10, 2024

214 - They Only Serve Beef Grogan-off (S11E15 Confidential)

83 hours 51 mins; June 03, 2024

213 - He's a Senile Train Perv (S14E8 Lessons Learned)

84 hours 48 mins; May 27, 2024

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