The Third Rail
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Third Rail #379: Phallas-Fort Girth
189 hours 6 mins; March 22, 2026
Third Rail #378: Fievel Goes to Little St. James
107 hours 42 mins; March 01, 2026
Third Rail #377: Rosenberg's Genocide Uncertainty Principle
143 hours 23 mins; February 22, 2026
Third Rail #376: A Limited Hanging
145 hours 49 mins; February 08, 2026
Third Rail #375: Two Tall Tards
128 hours 39 mins; January 18, 2026
Third Rail #374: Perfectly Understandable Bloodbath
90 hours 6 mins; November 23, 2025
Third Rail #373: Six Seven-th Son
117 hours 23 mins; November 02, 2025
Third Rail #372: Mental Ozempic
115 hours 9 mins; October 05, 2025
Third Rail #371: Phantom of the Slopera
101 hours 12 mins; September 14, 2025
Third Rail Sidecar #370: The Animated Sequel
137 hours 59 mins; August 17, 2025
Third Rail #369: St. Dunstan's Public Schools
118 hours 11 mins; August 10, 2025
Third Rail #368: Guildhausen by Proxy, Supreme Audience Contempt
104 hours 44 mins; August 03, 2025
Third Rail Sidecar #367: The Animated Series
85 hours 8 mins; July 27, 2025
Third Rail #366: Emergent Lolcow Theory
238 hours 53 mins; July 20, 2025
Third Rail #365: Hamas Ended Drag Queen Story Hour
99 hours 5 mins; June 29, 2025
Third Rail #364: Brickstallnacht
88 hours 47 mins; June 15, 2025
Third Rail #363: Send Self-Defeat Pics
85 hours 56 mins; June 01, 2025
Third Rail #362: A Jesse Jackson Pollock Painting
101 hours 0 mins; May 18, 2025
Third Rail #361: Mutually Assured Defecation
88 hours 49 mins; May 11, 2025
Third Rail #360: Bulb Wars – The Rise of ParkWalker
137 hours 18 mins; May 04, 2025
Third Rail #359: What Are You Doing, Step-Waffen?
113 hours 37 mins; April 27, 2025
Third Rail #358: Arbeit Macht Airfry
97 hours 57 mins; April 20, 2025
Third Rail #357: Nolan's Odyssey – Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-BWAAAAAH!
100 hours 42 mins; April 06, 2025
Third Rail #356: 20,000 Leagues Under the Patio
118 hours 6 mins; March 16, 2025
Third Rail #355: Goonergate - Ethics In Human Trafficking
100 hours 41 mins; March 09, 2025
Third Rail #354: Born-Again ChrisChan
98 hours 42 mins; March 02, 2025
Third Rail #353: Bibas and Butthead
103 hours 45 mins; February 23, 2025
Third Rail #352: Per Handi-Capita
103 hours 20 mins; February 16, 2025
Third Rail #351: 8th Anniversary Double Feature: 2 Tarded 2 Furious
223 hours 59 mins; February 02, 2025
Third Rail #350: Universal Human Centipede
141 hours 30 mins; January 26, 2025
Third Rail #349: Sony Mohelstation
107 hours 1 min; January 19, 2025
Third Rail #348: The Retard Greeters at TRS Costco Review "Das Butt"
116 hours 58 mins; January 12, 2025
Third Rail #347: So Long And Thanks for All The Fisting
87 hours 58 mins; January 05, 2025
Third Rail #346: Dreidel of Filth
148 hours 48 mins; December 14, 2024
Third Rail #345: The Holiday Didn't Happen, But It Should Have
126 hours 33 mins; December 07, 2024
Third Rail #344: Dear Schlomo, Please Help. Yours, Asser
108 hours 9 mins; November 28, 2024
Third Rail #343: Ordered Arbeit Macht Fries, Got a Kosher Sandwich
111 hours 19 mins; November 17, 2024
Third Rail #342: Limp Bris Kit
106 hours 56 mins; November 03, 2024
Third Rail #341: Fuck Your Small Holocaust
113 hours 50 mins; October 27, 2024
Third Rail #340: *SLAPS EXHIBIT* This Bad Boy Can Hold So Many jews
128 hours 15 mins; October 19, 2024
Third Rail #339: SSPX Tricky
111 hours 49 mins; October 13, 2024
Third Rail #338: Yid Pro Quo
119 hours 33 mins; October 06, 2024
Third Rail #337: The Legend of J(eet) D(ogger) Vance
148 hours 16 mins; September 26, 2024
Third Rail #336: Very Fine Shamans on Both Sides
131 hours 33 mins; September 21, 2024
Third Rail #335: The Truman Shoah
135 hours 5 mins; September 14, 2024
Third Rail #334: Guns n Noses: Appetite for Genocide
128 hours 42 mins; September 07, 2024
Third Rail #333: The Oblast of Us
96 hours 17 mins; August 25, 2024
Third Rail #332: The Wind Beneath Dem Chicken Wings
80 hours 29 mins; August 17, 2024
Third Rail #331: Moi'ke Is Tired, Go Alog Somebody Else
104 hours 48 mins; August 03, 2024
Third Rail #330: Gyatdolf Rizzler - The Griddiest Skibidi Never Told
109 hours 19 mins; July 27, 2024
Third Rail #329: Trump Shooter? He Fucks (Up)
91 hours 48 mins; July 14, 2024
Third Rail #328: I See Sam Hyde, You Hide C-SAM. We Are Not the Same.
124 hours 6 mins; June 30, 2024
Third Rail #327: Hawk Tuah of the Mind's Eye
95 hours 59 mins; June 23, 2024
Third Rail #326: The Don Lemon Party
112 hours 38 mins; June 16, 2024
Third Rail #325: 3 Million Body Problem
120 hours 14 mins; June 09, 2024
Third Rail #324: Show Title
88 hours 6 mins; June 02, 2024
Third Rail #323: If You Can't Handle Me at My Third Worldist, You Don't Deserve Me at My White Nationalist
95 hours 28 mins; May 26, 2024
Third Rail #322: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
111 hours 49 mins; May 15, 2024
Third Rail #321: Pseudo-Intellectual Snark Web
117 hours 41 mins; May 12, 2024
Third Rail #320: They Sepharded and Shidded
98 hours 28 mins; April 28, 2024
Third Rail #319: Mountains out of Mohls
123 hours 47 mins; April 21, 2024
Third Rail #318: Brotherhood of Steal
97 hours 42 mins; April 14, 2024
Third Rail #317: Ornery On Main
126 hours 10 mins; April 07, 2024
Third Rail #316: Destruction of Israel and Deconstruction of Reality
99 hours 25 mins; March 30, 2024
Third Rail #315: The Iron Dildome
100 hours 19 mins; March 16, 2024
Third Rail #314: Pull Yourself Up By Your Jewstraps
130 hours 56 mins; March 09, 2024
Third Rail #313: The Clout Loan Sharks Took My Thumbs, Charlie!
101 hours 22 mins; March 02, 2024
Third Rail #312: Piss-Soaked Submarines
107 hours 14 mins; February 24, 2024
Third Rail #311: They Call Him Boss, Boss Hebrew
116 hours 48 mins; February 08, 2024
Third Rail #310: Hitler, Da Realest Negrodamus
93 hours 34 mins; February 03, 2024
Third Rail #309: Won't You Take Me To Nazi Town
102 hours 31 mins; January 27, 2024
Third Rail #308: Penis Exploding Tunnels?
80 hours 31 mins; January 11, 2024
Third Rail #307: University College of Melungeon
81 hours 9 mins; January 04, 2024
Episode 306: New Year's Aggregated Solution
126 hours 16 mins; December 30, 2023
Midnight Special #14: This is When this Baby Hits 88 mph
99 hours 17 mins; December 21, 2023
Third Rail #305: The Aryan Grievances
124 hours 51 mins; December 14, 2023
Third Rail #304: I'm Somewhat Of A Hostility Specialist Myself
115 hours 16 mins; December 07, 2023
Third Rail #303: Schwartz Illustrated
99 hours 52 mins; November 30, 2023
Third Rail #302: Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Regrettable Byproduct
100 hours 34 mins; November 19, 2023
Third Rail #301: The Strained Breathe Incident
171 hours 24 mins; November 05, 2023
Third Rail #300: Ask Not For Whom The Bellcurve Tolls, It Tolls For Heeb
115 hours 36 mins; October 21, 2023
Third Rail #299: Dehumanize Yourself and Face To Gaza
129 hours 57 mins; October 14, 2023
Third Rail #298: Mundane Horrors Beyond Goy Comprehension
99 hours 46 mins; October 08, 2023
Third Rail #297: Schmuel's Gold
107 hours 27 mins; October 01, 2023
Third Rail #296: You're Looking at 'Em, Asshole
114 hours 32 mins; September 17, 2023
Third Rail #295: Professor Dr. N****r and the Academic Shuck and Jive
87 hours 3 mins; September 10, 2023
Third Rail #294: Tedward McNabby
147 hours 30 mins; September 03, 2023
Third Rail #293: Dead Katz Bounce
79 hours 4 mins; August 27, 2023
Third Rail #292: Anthony Oliver Cromwell or…
129 hours 2 mins; August 20, 2023
Third Rail #291: Last Stand in Mom's Basement
137 hours 42 mins; August 12, 2023
Third Rail #290: Far Cry Out as They Strike You
86 hours 6 mins; July 30, 2023
Third Rail #289: Yids Say the Darndest Things
145 hours 13 mins; July 23, 2023
Third Rail #288: By The Numbskulls
104 hours 18 mins; July 15, 2023
Third Rail #287: Hashtag Believe All Dravidians
115 hours 16 mins; July 09, 2023
Third Rail #159: Remember the 6 Million Hot Dogs
111 hours 5 mins; July 03, 2023
Third Rail #286: It's About Ethics in Americanism, but Unironically
173 hours 12 mins; July 02, 2023
Third Rail #285: Every Day is Wigger Wednesday
114 hours 56 mins; June 25, 2023
Third Rail #284: The Intardation of America
122 hours 30 mins; June 18, 2023
Third Rail #283: Cozy and Kampfy
99 hours 6 mins; June 02, 2023