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Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns
Nicole and Michael sit at the dinning room table and discuss things they have Googled, YouTubed, Instagramed, TikToked, and more.
Wider Rain Gutters Are Life Changing
87 hours 0 mins; March 22, 2026
The Government Stole an Hour of Our Time and Didn’t Even Say Thank You
121 hours 37 mins; March 08, 2026
Hey San Antonio, We Know Who is Causing the Fatbergs
144 hours 25 mins; February 22, 2026
Hey San Antonio, We Know Who is Causing the Fatbergs
144 hours 40 mins; February 22, 2026
Sir Mix-a-Lot Joins Nicole in the No Dancing Universe
118 hours 5 mins; February 08, 2026
We Recorded this Episode Three Times and Still Forgot to Talk about Cowboy Max
88 hours 42 mins; January 25, 2026
Mr. Monk Goes to Cabot Cove
144 hours 59 mins; January 11, 2026
Nicole Wants You to Keep Your Happiness to Yourself
128 hours 11 mins; November 23, 2025
MVP Recommends a Book He’s Never Actually Read
107 hours 5 mins; November 09, 2025
Mafia Switches to Hobby Horse Heads Due to Fear of Germs From Hand Dryers
127 hours 4 mins; October 26, 2025
Marigold (Goldie) VanPutten - September 27, 2025 - 65 Pounds - 100% Good Girl
119 hours 26 mins; October 11, 2025
There Just Aren’t Enough Thoughts and Prayers
122 hours 20 mins; September 21, 2025
The Guy Who Invented the E-collar had Two First Names. Just saying.
123 hours 3 mins; September 06, 2025
Our House Was Built on a Foundation of Buttermilk Pancakes
96 hours 15 mins; August 23, 2025
Nicole is the Literal Lord of the Flies
98 hours 14 mins; August 09, 2025
Corn Is Not The Only Vegetable Sweating Right Now
122 hours 53 mins; July 26, 2025
Clementine
92 hours 13 mins; July 13, 2025
It’s 100° Outside, Write Your Own Title
116 hours 36 mins; June 21, 2025
Stay Tuned To The End of This Episode For Costco Yogurt Drama
89 hours 47 mins; May 25, 2025
Wearing Other People’s Pants is Not as Weird as You Think
71 hours 24 mins; May 10, 2025
We Spent More Time Writing This Title Than Katy Perry Spent in Space
92 hours 23 mins; April 20, 2025
Your Outie Has Never Fallen for an Apple Support Scam
124 hours 28 mins; April 06, 2025
It Actually Is the Shoes
88 hours 26 mins; March 22, 2025
Say Kettlebell One More Time, I Dare You
98 hours 2 mins; March 01, 2025
This Episode Would Have Been Longer, But Joseph Gordon-Levitt Was Unavailable
102 hours 23 mins; February 16, 2025
Inauguration Front Row: Google, TikTok, Tesla, Amazon, Hamburglar
138 hours 10 mins; February 03, 2025
Infinite Universes, Zero Nicoles Dancing
90 hours 48 mins; January 18, 2025
You Have a Collect Call from Steve in the Other Universe
88 hours 52 mins; December 27, 2024
Nicole Doesn’t Frigging Care About Your Dreams
99 hours 16 mins; December 08, 2024
How Much Does it Cost to Ship a Unicorn?
99 hours 37 mins; November 10, 2024
Election Clerk Enters MAGA Supporter’s Punch Circle
114 hours 21 mins; October 27, 2024
Clementine Stickers Are Cuter Than Brad Pitt
112 hours 41 mins; October 06, 2024
Please Clean After Your Do
116 hours 25 mins; September 21, 2024
That Weird Smell in Your Fridge is Evapotranspiration
80 hours 17 mins; September 07, 2024
There is Probably Poison Ivy in Stardew Valley
121 hours 12 mins; August 17, 2024
All We Need is a Tater Tot Hot Dish and Merry Christmas Greetings
106 hours 10 mins; August 10, 2024
Enter the Fire Exit for Big Savings
91 hours 4 mins; July 21, 2024
No Bugs Were Killed During this Episode, Except That One
90 hours 9 mins; June 15, 2024
Natalie Harp Responsible for Boost in Dunder Mifflin Sales
109 hours 21 mins; June 02, 2024
The Expandable Hose Enters Nicole’s Punch Circle
70 hours 47 mins; May 18, 2024
Ten Mediocre Show Recommendations and One Kick Ass Cake
86 hours 45 mins; April 27, 2024
Learn the Hip Lingo From the Cool Kids Who are Far Out, No Cap
84 hours 28 mins; April 13, 2024
Henry vs. The Evil Kitchen Ceiling Fan of Death
95 hours 22 mins; March 31, 2024
The Funny Title Generator Has Crashed Unexpectedly
94 hours 23 mins; March 02, 2024
This Episode is Pretty Good. Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good.
90 hours 51 mins; February 10, 2024
My Football Mascot Can Beat Up Your Football Mascot
104 hours 20 mins; February 04, 2024
4 Adults, 8 Countries, 21 Days, a Volvo XC90 and Gary
98 hours 54 mins; January 20, 2024
Tall People Should Be In Charge Of Cleaning The Top Of The Refrigerator
85 hours 30 mins; January 14, 2024
Dear Daniel: You’re Evicted Goddammit
75 hours 4 mins; December 17, 2023
Sorry Tony Danza, Nicole's the Boss
86 hours 47 mins; December 09, 2023
Nicole Didn’t Like Any of the Episode Titles We Wrote, So There
60 hours 33 mins; November 12, 2023
The Costco Ham Hunt and Other Stories
66 hours 39 mins; October 29, 2023
Welcome To Middle Age Mr. Timberlake
81 hours 5 mins; October 14, 2023
This Episode Has Gone to the Dogs
65 hours 45 mins; September 30, 2023
Hello Kitty and The Triangle of Sadness
88 hours 34 mins; September 17, 2023
Wanted: Mini Golden Retriever, Must Love Cheese
64 hours 32 mins; September 02, 2023
McGruff The Crime Dog Was AGAINST Kidnapping
73 hours 26 mins; August 27, 2023
Luke, Just Do It
74 hours 17 mins; August 20, 2023
Can We Borrow $3,000 For A Tumbleweed Chandelier?
73 hours 54 mins; August 12, 2023
You Suck at Cleaning: Based on a True Story
79 hours 36 mins; August 05, 2023
Henry (Hank) VanPutten - July 18, 2023 - 45 Pounds - 100% Good Boy
68 hours 45 mins; July 23, 2023
Rival Turf Meets Nicole’s Punch Circle
86 hours 8 mins; July 08, 2023
I’ll Always Be Here for You, But…Bulldozers
84 hours 47 mins; June 24, 2023
Can I Borrow 124 Floppy Disks to Save This Episode?
82 hours 8 mins; June 17, 2023
Kim Kardashian, Esq. Appearing On Behalf Of The Killer Whales
66 hours 40 mins; June 04, 2023
Acting Is Fake, Your Dishwasher Is Dirty, And Your Dog Is Fat
68 hours 23 mins; May 21, 2023
We’re Doing Nothing to Help the Bees
53 mins; May 06, 2023
Sorry, Rick Grimes. MVP Thinks You Suck.
64 hours 3 mins; April 29, 2023
Ding Dong, Fish Doorbell
60 hours 53 mins; April 08, 2023
Chip, Mullets, Bowl Cuts, and Beehives, Oh My!
62 hours 8 mins; March 26, 2023
Baseball Might be the One Thing Vinegar Can’t Make Better
68 hours 45 mins; March 18, 2023
The New Adventures of Old Spot
62 hours 56 mins; March 11, 2023
Slammed in the Face With the Door of 'You’re Old'
62 hours 46 mins; March 05, 2023
If You Go to Home Depot, Ask For Barry
47 mins; February 25, 2023
Marc Summers Has Not Responded to Our Request for an Episode Title
63 hours 40 mins; February 18, 2023
Three Words: Cinnamon Macadamia Nuts
92 hours 43 mins; February 04, 2023
Sometimes the Magic 8 Ball Gets Things Wrong
81 hours 32 mins; January 29, 2023
Wanted: 50 Rooster American Apparel T-shirts
66 hours 29 mins; January 21, 2023
Death, Bad Movies, Blindness and a Rainbow Light
67 hours 12 mins; January 14, 2023
Pinocchio Would Make a Terrible Santa
66 hours 41 mins; December 17, 2022
How to Use $45 Inspirational Soap to Wash $210 Pocketless Sweatpants
78 hours 12 mins; December 10, 2022
What Are You Grateful For? Nicole Doesn’t Care.
74 hours 39 mins; December 03, 2022
See, We Don’t Talk About Dogs in Every Episode
61 hours 32 mins; November 19, 2022
You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Buy Chicken
64 hours 44 mins; November 12, 2022
Rate This Episode 5 Stars or an Amazon Delivery Driver Will Yell at You
67 hours 37 mins; November 05, 2022
Angela Lansbury Solves the Mystery of How to Reverse Your Ceiling Fan
55 mins; October 30, 2022
We Don’t Know What Winterize Means, But You Should
63 hours 37 mins; October 23, 2022
He's Been Wearing the Same Pair of Socks for 20 Years
55 mins; October 15, 2022
Things To Do Before It’s the End of the World
63 hours 35 mins; October 01, 2022
The Worst Part of Having a Podcast is Picking Episode Titles
59 mins; September 24, 2022
More Squash Than She Asked For
38 mins; September 18, 2022
The Upswing of the Downhill Spiral
57 mins; September 10, 2022
This Episode Totally Includes the Voice of Nature
39 mins; September 03, 2022
Wanted Spotted Lanternfly Squisher, No Experience Necessary
57 mins; August 27, 2022
If Miracles Grew on Trees, They Would be Cheddar Pork Rinds
47 mins; August 21, 2022
The TikTok Butter Restock Scandal
51 mins; August 13, 2022
For Sale: Golf Clubs $840,000 Or Best Offer
55 mins; August 06, 2022
The Tesla of Hose Reels
54 mins; July 30, 2022
Why Pirates Wear Eye Patches
42 mins; July 23, 2022
How are they going to explain this at my funeral?
37 mins; July 09, 2022
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