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Podcast: Rated R Safety Show with Jay Allen
Episode: EP 1316: Orthogonal Time, Deepfake Lawsuits, & The Burger King Coup
Description: Welcome to Tuesday, March 17, 2026—Happy St. Patrick's Day! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, cutting through the corporate nonsense to bring you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse.Here is what is making headlines today:The Global Squeeze: A drone strike near Dubai's international airport hit a fuel tank, sparking a large fire and briefly halting operations. Meanwhile, the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed, keeping oil prices above $100 a barrel. President Trump has demanded allied nations send warships to help guard the vital waterway and asked Ch...