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EP 1326: Freeform Friday – Alien Breeding Programs, Artemis 2 Toilet Troubles, & The Uranium Heist
60 hours 0 mins; April 03, 2026
EP 1325: The Anomaly in the Machine, Tiger's DUI, & Five Guys Hazard Pay
60 hours 0 mins; March 30, 2026
EP 1324: Freeform Friday – Cocaine Sharks, LaGuardia's System Failure, & Nuclear Hardliners
60 hours 0 mins; March 27, 2026
EP 1323: Controversy Creates Cash, TSA Shutdown Chaos, & Vape-Smoking Squirrels
59 mins; March 26, 2026
EP 1322: The Cognitive Operating System, LaGuardia NTSB Update, & Missile Toting in Tampa
59 mins; March 25, 2026
EP 1321: The Black Iron Prison, The LaGuardia Crash, & The Texas Meteor Strike
59 mins; March 24, 2026
EP 1320: The Horrifying Plan, ICE at the Airport, & The Rollercoaster Brain Bleed
59 mins; March 23, 2026
EP 1319: Freeform Friday - Charlie Kirk Conspiracies, The F-35 Hit, & Energy Drink Rats
59 mins; March 20, 2026
EP 1318: The Paper Kevlar, AI War Crimes, & The Jones Act Waiver
59 mins; March 19, 2026
EP 1317: Feed the Machine, The Pluto Executive Order, & The Highway Syrup Spill
59 mins; March 18, 2026
EP 1316: Orthogonal Time, Deepfake Lawsuits, & The Burger King Coup
59 mins; March 17, 2026
EP 1315: The Invisible Shockwave, Free BMWs, & The Strait of Chaos
59 mins; March 16, 2026
EP 1314: Freeform Friday - Aerial Disasters, The Smuggled Sinkers, & R-Cup Reality
60 hours 0 mins; March 13, 2026
EP 1313: AI Reliance, The Blue Line Blur, & Energy Crisis Fallout
59 mins; March 12, 2026
EP 1312: The Driveway Ghost, The Blue Smurf Patient, & The Weighted Bass Scandal
59 mins; March 11, 2026
EP 1311: The Airlock Myth, The Divine War Plan, & The Home Depot Scam
59 mins; March 10, 2026
EP 1310: The Silicon Snitch, The Stolen Ambulance, & Liability Laundering
60 hours 0 mins; March 09, 2026
EP 1309: Freeform Friday - Fired Secretaries, Popcorn Tomatoes, & The Ace Ventura Rhino
59 mins; March 06, 2026
EP 1308: Epic Fury Escalates, The Toilet Ads, & The Blood Money Pizza Party
59 mins; March 05, 2026
EP 1307: Epic Fury's Fallout, The Georgia Verdict, & The Validation Loop
59 mins; March 04, 2026
EP 1306: Operation Epic Fury Escalates, Friendly Fire, & The Morning SĂ©ance
59 mins; March 03, 2026
EP 1305: Operation Epic Fury, The 6th Street Attack, & The Root Cause Fairytale
60 hours 0 mins; March 02, 2026
EP 1304: Freeform Friday, Betting on Tragedy, & Liquidating Tooth Fairy Assets
60 hours 0 mins; February 27, 2026
EP 1303: The Construct's Immune Response, Whataburger Brawls, & Stabbing the Simulation
60 hours 0 mins; February 26, 2026
EP 1302: The Spreadsheet Simulation, Mortgage Kingdom, & The State of the Union
59 mins; February 25, 2026
EP 1301: The Audit Simulation, AI Demons, & Hacking Away the Unessential
59 mins; February 24, 2026
EP 1300: The Safety Cartel, Secret Societies, & Lethal Search Histories
59 mins; February 23, 2026
EP 1299: Free Form Friday - Drunk Olympic Reporters, UFO Files, & Mr. Clean Quits
59 mins; February 20, 2026
EP 1298: The Weapon of Professionalism, Tone Policing, & Smart Underwear
60 hours 0 mins; February 19, 2026
EP 1297: Digital Fentanyl — Dashboards, Algorithms, and the Death of the Analog Voice
59 mins; February 18, 2026
EP 1296 - Safety Ceremony: When the Masks Stay On
60 hours 0 mins; February 17, 2026
EP 1295 – Sprinkles Under Pressure
59 mins; February 16, 2026
EP 1294 – Friday the 13th, Files, and Freeform Fallout
59 mins; February 13, 2026
EP 1293 - The Illusion of Control
59 mins; February 12, 2026
EP 1292 – Old Code and Systematic Uselessness
60 hours 0 mins; February 11, 2026
EP 1291 - You’re Still Running Old Code
60 hours 0 mins; February 10, 2026
Episode 1290: Misdirection Works Best When You’re Distracted
60 hours 0 mins; February 09, 2026
EP 1289 - Freeform Friday: Bread Lawsuits, Political Theater, and Signals in the Noise
60 hours 0 mins; February 06, 2026
EP 1288 - The Stress You Normalize Is the Culture You Create
60 hours 0 mins; February 05, 2026
Ep 1287 - Safety Theater: When Performance Replaces Protection
59 mins; February 03, 2026
Ep 1286 - You Can Learn or You Can Punish — You Don’t Get Both
59 mins; February 02, 2026
EP 1285 – Freeform Friday: The Multiverse Check-In
59 mins; January 30, 2026
EP 1284 - If I Can Guess Your Politics From Your Safety Program, We’ve Already Lost
60 hours 0 mins; January 29, 2026
EP 1283 - Comfort Will Kill You (And It’ll Smile While Doing It)
59 mins; January 28, 2026
EP 1282: When Disagreement Becomes the Real Risk
59 mins; January 27, 2026
EP 1281 - When the Cape Comes Off
59 mins; January 26, 2026
EP 1280 – Freeform Friday and a World Off Its Rails
59 mins; January 23, 2026
Episode 1279: Bolt-Ons, Not Revolutions
59 mins; January 22, 2026
EP 1278 - You Can’t Break What You Don’t Understand
60 hours 1 min; January 21, 2026
EP 1277 - Different Roads, Same Destination
60 hours 0 mins; January 20, 2026
EP 1276 — When Helping Others Becomes a Threat
59 mins; January 19, 2026
EP 1275 – Freeform Friday: Protests, Point Shaving, and the Multiverse of Weird
59 mins; January 16, 2026
EP 1274 - When Safety Becomes a Costume
59 mins; January 15, 2026
EP 1273 - There Is No One Right Way (And That’s the Problem)
60 hours 6 mins; January 14, 2026
EP 1272 - Why You Got Into Safety (And What Pulled You Away)
59 mins; January 13, 2026
EP 1271 - Welcome to the Real World (Or the One We Settled For)
59 mins; January 12, 2026
EP 1270 -Free Form Friday Chaos, Conspiracies, and Losing a Friend
60 hours 0 mins; January 09, 2026
EP 1269 - My Safety Is Better Than Your Safety
60 hours 0 mins; January 08, 2026
EP 1268: When “Follow the Procedure” Stops Making Sense
59 mins; January 07, 2026
EP 1267 - When the System Is Quiet, That’s When You Should Worry
59 mins; January 06, 2026
EP 1266 - 2025 Was Distortion. 2026 Is Correction.
59 mins; January 05, 2026
EP 1265 - Busy Isn’t the Same as Better: Closing Out Safety in 2025
59 mins; December 23, 2025
EP 1264 - When Safety Gets Loud and the Signal Gets Lost
60 hours 0 mins; December 22, 2025
EP 1263 - Free Form Friday: Curated Truths, Collapsing Narratives, and the Noise Before the Break
59 mins; December 19, 2025
EP 1262 — When Noise Gets Promoted to Signal
59 mins; December 18, 2025
EP 1261 - Safety Absolutes Are Bullshit
59 mins; December 17, 2025
EP 1260 - The Problems Everyone Knows About
58 mins; December 16, 2025
EP 1259 - You Can’t See Me: What John Cena’s Career Teaches Us About Systems, Stability, and Safety
59 mins; December 15, 2025
EP 1258 — Freeform Friday in the Multiverse
60 hours 0 mins; December 12, 2025
EP 1257 - The Cost of Not Caring Anymore
59 mins; December 11, 2025
EP 1256 — Candy Canes, Crosswalks, and the Collapse of Common Sense
59 mins; December 10, 2025
EP 1255 – Holiday Chaos, Strange Headlines, and Managerial Madness
60 hours 2 mins; December 09, 2025
EP 1254 — Freeform Friday: The Multiverse Is Doing the Most
60 hours 0 mins; December 05, 2025
EP 1253 - When the Plateau Becomes the Signal
59 mins; December 04, 2025
EP 1252 - Inside ACFS Safety Day 2026 with Emily Degerome
59 mins; December 03, 2025
EP 1251 — The Line Between Noise and Narrative
59 mins; December 02, 2025
EP 1250 — Cyber Monday, Chaos & The Shifting Tide
59 mins; December 01, 2025
EP 1249 - The Snake-Oil Salesman in Safety
60 hours 6 mins; November 26, 2025
EP 1248 - When the Plan Changes Last Minute
59 mins; November 25, 2025
EP 1247 - Clearing the Confusion
59 mins; November 24, 2025
EP 1246 - Free From Friday
60 hours 0 mins; November 21, 2025
EP 1245 – When Systems Break and Humans Take the Fall
60 hours 0 mins; November 20, 2025
EP 1244 — Whip-It-Out Wednesday: Characters, Chaos, and the Signal Behind the Scenes
59 mins; November 19, 2025
EP 1243 — Things I Learned From a Taco
59 mins; November 18, 2025
EP 1242 -Questioning the Experts: The Illusion of Experience
59 mins; November 17, 2025
EP 1241 - Free Form Friday – Chaos, Catch-Up, and AI Abs
59 mins; November 14, 2025
EP 1240 - The Myth of the Unbroken System
60 hours 0 mins; November 13, 2025
EP 1239 -Forget Perfect — Build for Real
59 mins; November 12, 2025
EP 1238 -Maybe the Future’s Okay After All
59 mins; November 11, 2025
EP 1237 - The Mirage of Progress
59 mins; November 10, 2025
EP 1236 - Free Form Friday – Flights, Fake Cash, and Freaky Finds
60 hours 2 mins; November 07, 2025
EP 1235 -The Safety Illusion
59 mins; November 06, 2025
EP 1234 - Whip ’Em Out Wednesday – The Illusion of Progress
59 mins; November 05, 2025
EP 1233 – Your Boss Is Watching You (Because Apparently You Can’t Be Trusted)
59 mins; November 04, 2025
EP 1232 – Safety’s Kissing Cousins
60 hours 0 mins; November 03, 2025
EP 1231 - Free Form Friday 10-31-2025
60 hours 0 mins; October 31, 2025
EP 1230 – Defaulting Back: The Core of Change
59 mins; October 30, 2025
EP 1229 - The Mushy Steak and the Messy Truth
59 mins; October 29, 2025
EP 1228 - The Quiet Beat Before the Noise
59 mins; October 28, 2025
EP 1227 - When No One’s Looking
60 hours 0 mins; October 27, 2025
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