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Podcast: Rated R Safety Show with Jay Allen
Episode: EP 1317: Feed the Machine, The Pluto Executive Order, & The Highway Syrup Spill
Description: Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday, March 18, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the truth from across the multiverse.Here is what is making headlines today:Middle East Escalation: The U.S. military dropped 5,000-pound bombs on underground Iranian missile sites near the Strait of Hormuz. National gas prices have surged 27%, with diesel blowing past $5 a gallon for the first time in three years. President Trump postponed his trip to Beijing to focus on the conflict and blasted NATO allies for refusing to help police...