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ADHD dog sitter with a trauma recovery background. I analyze behavior, internet drama, and pop culture with heart, humor, and side eye to help you spot red flags, read people, and navigate tricky interpersonal situations. Hosted by Christan Marashio.

You Are Not A Kindergarten Teacher For Adult Men

7 mins; June 10, 2022

Are Women's Standards Too High?

8 mins; June 06, 2022

Ghosted After Sex & How To Stop Caring What Men Think

8 mins; June 03, 2022

The #1 Sign He's Emotionally Available & Not Just Looking For Sex

27 mins; May 31, 2022

Dateologyap25teaser

9 mins; May 27, 2022

Cockblocking Exes, Video Chat Tips & Stepford Wives

7 mins; May 26, 2022

Dating Profile Icks, Astrology & Broken Condoms

8 mins; May 24, 2022

When Ugly Men Refuse To Date Women Who Are Overweight

14 mins; May 20, 2022

How Long Do You Give Men To Prove They're Worth Your Time?

11 mins; May 16, 2022

Never Answer These Questions Before Or On A First Date

10 mins; May 12, 2022

Hinge Creeps, Tinder Fails & Girl Code

52 mins; May 09, 2022

Is It Ever OK To Snoop?

6 mins; April 28, 2022

Episode Teaser: Tik Tok Cults, Flaccid Pee-Pees & Exposing Cheaters

9 mins; April 26, 2022

How To Get A Man To Chase You (And Why You Don't Want Him To)

8 mins; April 22, 2022

How Do You Know Who The Good Men Are?

7 mins; April 18, 2022

The #1 Test A Woman Should Use On A First Date

7 mins; April 14, 2022

Things Women Do That Make Them Look Desperate (And Why They Should Do Them Anyway)

7 mins; April 07, 2022

Why You Keep Meeting F*ckboys On Dating Apps

47 mins; April 04, 2022

Why Men Ghost When Things Get Serious

11 mins; March 31, 2022

Predatory First Date Tricks Men Use To Get Laid

8 mins; March 28, 2022

Episode Teaser - Avoid The First Date Flake & Meeting Men With Money

8 mins; March 24, 2022

Episode Teaser: What To Say If Men Ask You To Pay

8 mins; March 21, 2022

You're Someone's Main Character And You Don't Even Know It

4 mins; March 15, 2022

Sexy Instagram Pics, Signs of Narc Abuse & Dating While Broke

7 mins; March 14, 2022

Patreon Teaser: What's Wrong With Choosing To Stay Single?

6 mins; March 10, 2022

Fatal Attractions, De-Centering Men & Deleting Dating Apps

36 mins; March 07, 2022

Episode Teaser - Why You Should Date Someone Who Doesn't Travel Or Have A Degree

8 mins; February 23, 2022

Episode Teaser - Diversity, Dating Leagues & Dating With Anxiety

9 mins; February 21, 2022

Episode Teaser - Tinder Swindler, Criminal Records & Why Men Cheat

8 mins; February 14, 2022

Bonus Episode Preview - Avoid Situationships & Make Things Exclusive

8 mins; February 07, 2022

F*ck That Guy: Man Who Resents Financially Stable Women Edition

50 mins; February 07, 2022

Episode Teaser - FWB Detox, Co-Habitation & Men With Women Best Friends

9 mins; February 01, 2022

Episode Teaser - Why Situationships & FWBs Only Benefit Men

10 mins; January 31, 2022

Episode Teaser - Lies Men Tell To Make You Think You're Exclusive

8 mins; January 24, 2022

Don't Fall For This New Dating Trend

8 mins; January 19, 2022

Fckboy or Dangerous Narcissist?

12 mins; January 17, 2022

F*ck That Guy: Sleazy Co-Worker Edition

10 mins; January 12, 2022

Episode Preview - Sex Toys, 1st Date Care Packages & Exchanging Socials

9 mins; January 10, 2022

Bonus Ep Preview: He Ghosted After Hooking Up On NYE

8 mins; January 03, 2022

F*ck That Guy 2022: Men Who Treat Women Like Vending Machines

54 mins; January 03, 2022

Empaths, And Just Like That & Unsolicited Advice From Men

57 mins; December 27, 2021

How To Know If Your Date Is Emotionally Unavailable

10 mins; December 24, 2021

#1 Sign They're Lying About Wanting A Relationship

48 mins; December 23, 2021

And Just Like That Recap - Episodes 1 & 2 - SPOILERS

43 mins; December 13, 2021

How To Avoid Getting Too Attached

8 mins; December 13, 2021

The Tale of Ol' Saint Soggy Dick

7 mins; December 06, 2021

How to Stop a F*ckboy in His Tracks

45 mins; December 06, 2021

Why Do Men Lose Interest So Quickly?

9 mins; November 22, 2021

More Dating Red Flags Than A Carnival

9 mins; November 08, 2021

Red Flags Never To Ignore & Why It's Hard To Get Over Toxic People

71 hours 45 mins; November 01, 2021

Episode Preview - Go From Matching To A Committed Relationship

9 mins; October 25, 2021

F*ck That Guy: Men That Ghost After Sex Edition

17 mins; October 18, 2021

Preview - Mental Health Matters, Marriage & Men Having Tantrums

16 mins; October 13, 2021

Preview: One Key To Online Dating Success

13 mins; October 11, 2021

Teaser - Should She Tell Her Friends They're Dating The Same Man?

16 mins; October 06, 2021

CouchGuy, Pervy Messages & Requests For Nude Pics

59 mins; October 04, 2021

How To Casually Hook-Up Without Meeting Creeps

12 mins; September 20, 2021

Blocking Exes, Toxic Exes & Fatphobia

12 mins; September 16, 2021

Are Women To Blame For Why Men Won't Commit?

12 mins; September 13, 2021

Why Men Cheat Instead of Break-Up

57 mins; September 01, 2021

He Ghosted For A Reason: Men With The Audacity Edition

12 mins; August 25, 2021

You Are No Man's Fixer Upper

12 mins; August 23, 2021

Attract Emotionally Available Matches

2 mins; August 19, 2021

Why Men Lose Interest After Sex & Weeding Out Time Wasters

17 mins; August 19, 2021

It's a F*ck That Guy Extravaganza!

13 mins; August 16, 2021

Big Little Teaser: If The Sex Was Bad Why Did He Want Another Date?

10 mins; August 02, 2021

Bitchy Dating Profiles & Dick Pics

73 hours 18 mins; August 01, 2021

Why So Many People Flake Before 1st Dates

15 mins; July 19, 2021

Why Did Her E-Boyfriend Lose Interest?

14 mins; July 15, 2021

Peens, Pick-Mes & Men With The Audacity

10 mins; July 12, 2021

Low Effort Men & Sex-Seeking Time Wasters

12 mins; July 12, 2021

Patreon Teaser -Rebounds, Love Addicts & Men In Love With Their BFF

12 mins; July 05, 2021

Dating Scams & Ways Men Earn Vagina Credit

52 mins; July 05, 2021

Post-Sex Aftercare, Oxytocin Myths & Why Men Pull-Away After Sex

15 mins; June 21, 2021

Married Boyfriends, Masculine Energy & Dating Strippers

51 mins; June 07, 2021

Emotional Arsonists, Whiny Single Influencers & Myers-Briggs

12 mins; May 31, 2021

Why Do Women Settle For The Girlfriend Experience Instead of The Real Thing?

19 mins; May 25, 2021

Why Most Men Don't Care About A Woman's Finances

34 mins; May 18, 2021

How Does He Get Women To Pay For Dates?

6 mins; May 17, 2021

Teaser -Long-Distance Creeps, 2nd Date TMI & Background Checks

9 mins; May 10, 2021

Dating After Divorce, Lazy Boyfriends & Friend Requests From Your Partner's Ex

42 mins; May 04, 2021

Sexual Currency, Toxic Exes & Bumble Bigots

6 mins; April 23, 2021

Why Are So Many Women Getting Stood Up On Dates?

8 mins; April 19, 2021

Teaser - Social Media Sex Talk

6 mins; April 12, 2021

Teaser - Is This Why So Many People Ghost After Sex?

8 mins; April 04, 2021

Ace Dating, Clingy First Dates & Men Using Tinder For Free Therapy

48 mins; April 01, 2021

Teaser - Bumble Fumbles & How To Avoid Dating App Time Wasters

8 mins; March 26, 2021

Teaser - Toxic Dating Patterns, Trust Issues & Using Sex To Get Exclusivity

8 mins; March 19, 2021

Toxic Dating Rules That Need To Die In A Fire

15 mins; March 11, 2021

Body Shamers, Dating With Anxious Attachment & Confusing Breakups

53 mins; March 04, 2021

Situationships, Toxic Male BFFs & Couch Hobos

50 mins; February 25, 2021

Bachelor Wannabes, One Date Wonders& Why We Fixate On People That Don't Want Us

39 mins; February 12, 2021

Decoding Men's Dating Profiles & Who Spends More On Dates

42 mins; February 04, 2021

Dating Short Men, Getting Closure & Signs They're Not Single

63 hours 7 mins; January 26, 2021

Bumble's White Supremacist Problem & Signs Your Relationship Is Toxic

61 hours 6 mins; January 18, 2021

Bonus Episode - Letting Go Of An Ex, Rebounds & Dating While Celibate

68 hours 9 mins; January 14, 2021

Fish Pics, Financial Questions & Making Men Jump Through Hoops

54 mins; January 10, 2021

Bonus Episode: Pretty Woman Meets 50 Shades Of Grey

36 mins; January 02, 2021

Sketchy Boyfriends, Lazy Dating Behavior & Dating A Single Parent

77 hours 44 mins; December 29, 2020

Fatphobia & Online Dating, Profile NoNo's & Bedroom Blunders

65 hours 24 mins; December 22, 2020

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