They say in the land of the blind the man with 1 eye is King. Well in todays world the man with any common sense is looked upon with wonder. Former and current colleagues in Residential Maintenance, discuss how not being a complete idiot can get you far in the industry.
I wear sunglasses when I j*ckoff
89 hours 54 mins; August 14, 2023
I'm most creative when I'm petty
123 hours 31 mins; August 07, 2023
They promoted her to customer
123 hours 28 mins; July 31, 2023
He lived a good chunk of his life with a boner
112 hours 53 mins; July 17, 2023
Losers need friends too
127 hours 18 mins; July 10, 2023
There's no lesson to be learned
105 hours 7 mins; July 03, 2023
The Brown Eye of the Storm
128 hours 47 mins; June 26, 2023
Righty Loosey
107 hours 21 mins; June 19, 2023
I'm going to lose all of my follower!
113 hours 54 mins; June 12, 2023
Enjoy your mold
110 hours 17 mins; May 29, 2023
If it works to f*ck it, it's gotta work to fix it
120 hours 50 mins; May 15, 2023
Only bad things come from this
114 hours 10 mins; May 08, 2023
Why are you doing this?
105 hours 4 mins; May 01, 2023
I don't always put money in the plate
140 hours 0 mins; April 24, 2023
Thanks for coming!
128 hours 14 mins; April 17, 2023
Do things that suck
115 hours 13 mins; April 10, 2023
Best of #4
51 mins; April 02, 2023
That's where I lost my virginity the 3rd time
111 hours 6 mins; March 27, 2023
A slippery road of laziness
112 hours 0 mins; March 20, 2023
Make him say pollo again
130 hours 21 mins; March 13, 2023
There's life after maintenance?
119 hours 42 mins; March 06, 2023
You can swallow more than you think you can
131 hours 17 mins; February 27, 2023
My wife came to visit
129 hours 41 mins; February 20, 2023
You didn't recognize man noises?
116 hours 38 mins; February 13, 2023
Walk with a purpose
165 hours 31 mins; January 30, 2023
Abnormally soft and feminine
103 hours 40 mins; January 23, 2023
Does anybody applaud strippers?
153 hours 38 mins; January 16, 2023
Que es kidding?
151 hours 0 mins; January 09, 2023
Until they get stepped on
134 hours 45 mins; January 02, 2023
This Home Depot line needs to hurry up
126 hours 19 mins; December 26, 2022
You're not ready
133 hours 28 mins; December 19, 2022
He pulls no punches
113 hours 11 mins; December 12, 2022
Test Tamales
110 hours 37 mins; December 05, 2022
I'm not working with that kind of equipment
169 hours 10 mins; November 21, 2022
Shoe, Glue, Two
128 hours 21 mins; November 14, 2022
Thank you for being stupid
125 hours 1 min; October 31, 2022
I'm not going back to apartments for this
120 hours 24 mins; October 17, 2022
I'll bring a multi tool to a gun fight
118 hours 13 mins; October 10, 2022
I don't have a left handed ladder
128 hours 3 mins; September 12, 2022
Always prepare to punch a hole
116 hours 18 mins; September 05, 2022
Men yelling through drywall
122 hours 5 mins; August 29, 2022
That dude needs an eye jammy
140 hours 29 mins; August 22, 2022
Wrong Tank Menso
107 hours 44 mins; July 18, 2022
It's spicy time!
152 hours 57 mins; July 04, 2022
Too old to look like this
141 hours 18 mins; June 27, 2022
My ass cheeks have a new ab
106 hours 43 mins; June 20, 2022
That's some hot shade huh!?
117 hours 53 mins; June 13, 2022
Elbow gooch/elbow pit/weenis
121 hours 55 mins; June 06, 2022
I want to know which one he's choking on?
132 hours 49 mins; May 30, 2022
No Es Broma
126 hours 23 mins; May 23, 2022
I wouldn't dare dip his meat in sauce
151 hours 1 min; May 16, 2022
Stroke the carpet dope
133 hours 17 mins; May 09, 2022
Donut middle hole
110 hours 18 mins; May 02, 2022
Short Schwartz Schwartz Shorts
149 hours 56 mins; April 25, 2022
Is that an immigrant in camo?
139 hours 38 mins; April 18, 2022
You gotta earn these knuckles
145 hours 21 mins; April 11, 2022
More meat than maza
141 hours 56 mins; April 04, 2022
This is either a Haiku or a joke I never finished
102 hours 36 mins; March 28, 2022
It's either going to be a bald head or a ponytail
159 hours 33 mins; March 21, 2022
I was traumatized in a trailer there
128 hours 51 mins; March 14, 2022
You have the worst luck with body fluids
114 hours 46 mins; March 07, 2022
Loweself-esteem
138 hours 25 mins; February 28, 2022
My extra arm helps
128 hours 10 mins; February 21, 2022
You have to see the bad side of your dad
114 hours 32 mins; February 14, 2022
I know I'm drunk when everything starts looking straight
130 hours 44 mins; February 07, 2022
As soon as I have money somebody wants it
141 hours 47 mins; January 31, 2022
Aguas mis chiles
112 hours 5 mins; January 24, 2022
The muscle and the gun
121 hours 27 mins; January 17, 2022
I didn't choose covid, covid chose me
98 hours 28 mins; January 10, 2022
Best of III
48 mins; December 20, 2021
We're not aiming for perfection
153 hours 18 mins; December 13, 2021
My body is the opposite of a temple
136 hours 53 mins; December 06, 2021
You want me to feel your inner thigh?
102 hours 14 mins; November 29, 2021
You wanna do it for a sandwich and a hug?
143 hours 13 mins; November 22, 2021
There's a fine line between pure bred and inbred
129 hours 42 mins; November 15, 2021
My head is filled with trash and wrong measurements
