Welcome to the Moist Monday podcast! Tune in every Monday as Jacob & Robert discuss a variety of topics while drinking a variety of drinks!
Let's get Moist!!
You Need To Calm Down | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
74 hours 46 mins; March 30, 2026
Free Bird Solo For Beginners | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
83 hours 29 mins; March 23, 2026
Raw Dogging The Day - 4 Year Anniversary | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
110 hours 8 mins; March 16, 2026
SNEAK PEEK - Dr. Robert's Musical Exhibition Pilot Episode | Okay I'm Sick - Badflower Album Review
15 mins; March 09, 2026
Morse Code With A Bidet | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
58 mins; March 02, 2026
I'm Always Like "What's Going On?" | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
44 mins; February 23, 2026
Maybe We Should Take A Break | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
57 mins; February 16, 2026
Congrats, You Won A Cruise! | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
70 hours 1 min; February 09, 2026
Sanding Your Soul Clean | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
66 hours 23 mins; February 02, 2026
Pocket Full Of Knives | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
77 hours 6 mins; January 26, 2026
It's A Big Robot Year | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
87 hours 13 mins; January 19, 2026
Being Happy You Gave Up | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
120 hours 41 mins; January 12, 2026
Just Of Mice & Men Me | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
66 hours 22 mins; January 05, 2026
Jesus, Birds, & Kids - A Very Moistmas | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #213
88 hours 28 mins; December 29, 2025
A Shared Excitement | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
98 hours 57 mins; December 15, 2025
We're Learning A Lot Today | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 54 mins; December 01, 2025
The Taint Of The Shoulders | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
83 hours 17 mins; November 17, 2025
Let's Give Em Guns! The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #209 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
76 hours 15 mins; November 10, 2025
The Scooter Brothers | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #208 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
69 hours 58 mins; November 03, 2025
Nipples Like Bullets | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #207 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 25 mins; October 27, 2025
A Him & Him Guillotine | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #206 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
80 hours 3 mins; October 20, 2025
They Never Say He's An Egg | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
58 mins; October 13, 2025
A New Way To Get Moist | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #240 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
62 hours 8 mins; September 29, 2025
Give Me The Alien Spanking | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #203 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
57 mins; September 22, 2025
There Is No Point In Worrying | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #202 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
241 hours 25 mins; September 15, 2025
We Made A Short Film In 48 Hours | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #201
96 hours 11 mins; September 08, 2025
I Got Sucker Punched At A Rock Show | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #200
54 mins; September 01, 2025
Being An Idiot Is Contagious | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #199 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
121 hours 3 mins; July 02, 2025
Snitches Get Switches | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #198 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
124 hours 44 mins; June 23, 2025
We Participated (& CRASHED) In The Red Bull Soap Box Race 2025 | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #197
59 mins; June 16, 2025
They Caught Me On All Fours | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #196 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
78 hours 37 mins; June 09, 2025
Can We Have A Sleep Over? | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #195 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
55 mins; May 28, 2025
Oh Brother, This Place Stinks! | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #w/194 Robert Zortman & Jacob White
79 hours 17 mins; May 22, 2025
Make Christianity Great Again | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #193 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
87 hours 13 mins; May 12, 2025
God Twirling His Finger | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #192 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 18 mins; May 05, 2025
Oh Yeah? Name Three Songs | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #191 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
62 hours 1 min; April 28, 2025
Bringing Coloring Books To The Table | Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #190 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
90 hours 31 mins; April 21, 2025
Human Centipede Of Nerds | The Moist Monday Podcast Episode #189 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
64 hours 28 mins; April 14, 2025
Moist With Tears | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #188 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
67 hours 4 mins; April 07, 2025
Monkey Butting A Hottie | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #187 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
109 hours 25 mins; April 04, 2025
The Bit Brothers | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #186 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
67 hours 35 mins; March 24, 2025
I'm Paranoid Right Now - 3-Year Anniversary!! | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #185 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
82 hours 47 mins; March 17, 2025
I'm Not Cute, I'm A Woman! | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #184 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
61 hours 34 mins; March 10, 2025
As God Intended | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #183 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
65 hours 44 mins; March 03, 2025
I'm A Company Man | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #182 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
68 hours 37 mins; February 24, 2025
A Confused Salamander | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #181 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
61 hours 52 mins; February 17, 2025
I Need A Good Reset | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #180 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
67 hours 28 mins; February 10, 2025
The Power Of Friendship | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #179 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
66 hours 41 mins; February 03, 2025
Birth Movie Review | Is This Critically Divisive Film Worth a Watch?
50 mins; January 31, 2025
The World Keeps Going | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #177 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
67 hours 6 mins; January 27, 2025
Canada's New Name | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #176 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
105 hours 8 mins; January 20, 2025
Nervous To Survive | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #175 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
77 hours 33 mins; January 13, 2025
Garbage Bail Kids The Movie Deep Dive & Review | Is This Garbage Movie Worth Watching?
54 mins; January 10, 2025
Puttin' Em Down | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #173 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
106 hours 53 mins; January 06, 2025
Green Is The Right Answer | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #172 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
150 hours 46 mins; December 30, 2024
The Last Human Christmas - Christmas Special 2024 | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #171
90 hours 29 mins; December 23, 2024
If I'm Rich, I'm Crawling | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #170 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
96 hours 37 mins; December 16, 2024
Blow Out Deep Dive & Review | How Does This Brian De Palma Film Hold Up?
67 hours 26 mins; December 12, 2024
The Obvious Needs To Be Stated | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #168 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
82 hours 18 mins; December 09, 2024
The Divinity Warriors | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #167 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 8 mins; December 02, 2024
I'm Better Than You | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #166 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
87 hours 54 mins; November 25, 2024
I'm With The Sexy Bald Man | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #165 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
83 hours 17 mins; November 18, 2024
Non-Consensual Stapling | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #164 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
83 hours 55 mins; November 11, 2024
White Knuckle Disney Dads | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #163 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
78 hours 3 mins; November 04, 2024
Halloween Special 2024 - Horror For Guys | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #162
118 hours 3 mins; October 28, 2024
The One Where They Got Married | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #161 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
60 hours 54 mins; October 21, 2024
The Nine Delights | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #160 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
80 hours 1 min; October 14, 2024
I Wanna Be Clicky Clacky | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #159 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 44 mins; October 07, 2024
The Goal Is Sugar Baby | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #157 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
68 hours 28 mins; September 30, 2024
The Purest Joy Possible | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #156 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
85 hours 11 mins; September 23, 2024
To Have Attention, Is To Know You Exist | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #155 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
104 hours 47 mins; September 16, 2024
The Moist Noise Boys | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #154 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
82 hours 53 mins; September 09, 2024
Dante's Peak Full Review & DEEP Dive | One Of The Best Disaster Movies?!
69 hours 43 mins; September 04, 2024
Trust The Process | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #152 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
93 hours 9 mins; September 02, 2024
The King Deserves A Treat | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #151 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
90 hours 41 mins; August 26, 2024
The Cities Toddler | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #150 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
74 hours 56 mins; August 19, 2024
I'm A Thirsty Little Succulent | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #149 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
86 hours 51 mins; August 12, 2024
Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans DEEP Dive & Review | Is This A Nic Cage Hidden Gem?
94 hours 22 mins; August 10, 2024
[email protected] | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #147 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
71 hours 10 mins; August 05, 2024
It's Under 10 Inches | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #146 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
59 mins; July 29, 2024
John Williams Created J*zz | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #145 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
89 hours 0 mins; July 22, 2024
Puppeteering Is No Joke | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #144 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
91 hours 0 mins; July 15, 2024
Why Would You Do That?! | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #143 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
78 hours 28 mins; July 08, 2024
Saltburn Deep Dive & Review | Is This Film Worth The Hype?
134 hours 59 mins; July 03, 2024
They Made Me A Spectacle | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #141 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
58 mins; July 01, 2024
The Universe Is Edging Me | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #140 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
90 hours 52 mins; June 23, 2024
Are You Single? | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #139 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
63 hours 19 mins; June 17, 2024
Trial Expired | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #138 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White
