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Armed Utah Man Takes Multiple Hostages Over Stolen Raccoon | 8.8.22
64 hours 9 mins; August 07, 2022
TikToker Addison Rae Engorges Millions With Christianity Themed Bikini Pic | 8.5.22
91 hours 30 mins; August 04, 2022
Alex Jones' âAttorneys Messed Upâ Accidentally Leak All His Records | 8.4.22
67 hours 26 mins; August 03, 2022
Episode 1000: A Grandmaâs Dying Wish That Shocked The World & Racist Sesame Street Characters Snubbing Black Children | 8.3.22
85 hours 5 mins; August 02, 2022
Deshaun Watson Given Green Light to Play This Season as National Twerking Epidemic Spirals Out of Control | 8.2.22
73 hours 8 mins; August 01, 2022
Florida Man Storms Space Force to Warn About Alien Vs. Dragon War | 7.29.22
62 hours 51 mins; July 28, 2022
N. Carolina Chick-Fil-A Paying Workers 5 Chicken Sandwiches Per Hour đ | 7.28.22
66 hours 42 mins; July 27, 2022
Russia is Leaving Us to Jack-Off All Alone at the International Space Station | 7.27.22
67 hours 18 mins; July 26, 2022
Inside Job? Pastor w/ Scam Past Robbed of $1M in Jewels During Livestream Service | 7.26.22
69 hours 48 mins; July 25, 2022
Topless Dutch Woman Tries To Ride A Beached Dolphin Out To Sea | 7.25.22
65 hours 16 mins; July 24, 2022
Elon Muskâs Dad, Errol Musk, Is Selling His Sperm To âHigh Classâ Ladies & Nancy Pelosi Makes Another Great Trade | 7.21.22
62 hours 30 mins; July 20, 2022
Arnold Schwarzenegger Farts in Actresses Face | 7.20.22
74 hours 26 mins; July 19, 2022
7/19/22: Vengeful Monkeys, Fat Running Backs, Wedding Tragedies & Tales From West Virginia
58 mins; July 18, 2022
7/14/22: Inflation is Higher than the WNBA All-Star MVP Trophy Designer
64 hours 29 mins; July 14, 2022
7/13/22: American Tourist Falls Into Mount Vesuvius & Bigfoot Orders Hit On Oklahoma Man
64 hours 5 mins; July 12, 2022
7/12/22: Why did NYC Drop a âWhat to Do In Case Of Nuclear Warâ PSA?
52 mins; July 11, 2022
7/11/22: Sri Lankans Throw a Presidential Pool Party, Musk Pulls Out, Indonesian Slips Out and Breaks Dong
64 hours 49 mins; July 10, 2022
7/8/22: Elon Musk Is A Dirty Dog & Arizona Rep Says She Would Shoot Her Own Grandchildren To Protect Them
87 hours 49 mins; July 07, 2022
7/6/22: The CERN is Back Online Which Means A New Portal to Hell Imminent
61 hours 0 mins; July 05, 2022
7/5/22: Joey Chestnut is Potentially a Trained Operator, and Singapore is Drinking Toilet Beer
51 mins; July 04, 2022
7/1/22: Kevin Durant Canât Decide What Team to Play For, and Justin Trudeau Canât Remember Who Australiaâs Prime Minister Is
70 hours 12 mins; June 30, 2022
6/30/22: Radio Shack(ing) Up With Your Mom, and MDMA Pills Produced at Nuclear Military Base
62 hours 6 mins; June 29, 2022
6/29/22: Cruise Ships That Can Fly, No More Partying At AirBnb Properties & Hunter Biden Captured Talking to Russian Prostitutes
62 hours 37 mins; June 28, 2022
6/28/22: Nancy Pelosi Shoves A Little Girl & Our âBig Naturals Dayâ Campaign Has Officially Launched
62 hours 26 mins; June 27, 2022
6/24/22: Ezra Miller is So Mad About the Juul Ban He Stole a Manâs Entire Family (Allegedly)
86 hours 37 mins; June 23, 2022
6/23/22: Mite Orgies On Your Face, Super Gonorrhea & More Tobacco Bans
57 mins; June 22, 2022
6/22/22: Cig Ban Comin, LIV Gets Brooks Koepka, AirBNB Psychotic Break, and The Browns Will Do ANYTHING to Prevent Baker Mayfield from Playing
65 hours 38 mins; June 21, 2022
6/20/22: British Paratrooper Orgies, Biden Falls Off Bike and Vicious Scooter Gangs
57 mins; June 19, 2022
6/16/22: Saudi Arabia Has Formally Outlawed Rainbows
69 hours 55 mins; June 15, 2022
6/15/22: Charlie Sheen Canât Believe His Daughter Joined Only Fans
73 hours 27 mins; June 14, 2022
6/14/22: The Island Boys Forced to Cut Hair Because of Lice
74 hours 29 mins; June 13, 2022
6/13/22: Scientists Are Creating Sentient AI & Soon You Too Can Have Brad Pittâs Baby!
66 hours 15 mins; June 12, 2022
6/10/22: The Nerd Wizards are Curing Cancer and Making Incredible Sex Robots
98 hours 49 mins; June 09, 2022
6/3/22: Queen Celebrates Jubilantly, Mountain Lions in Schools + D!cks carved on ancient rocks
95 hours 43 mins; June 02, 2022
6/2/22: Johnny Depp Wins His Defamation Against Miss Defecation
72 hours 19 mins; June 01, 2022
5/31/22: A Lunatic in the Louvre Pies the Mona Lisa
54 mins; May 30, 2022
5/30/22: According to Strippers, The Number 1 Recession Indicator, Weâre Screwed!
41 mins; May 29, 2022
5/25/22: Former President Bush Assassination Attempt Thwarted & Lots of Horn Dogs
59 mins; May 24, 2022
5/24/22: Power Ranger Curse, Amish Teslas, Greek Con Artists, and Sick Motel Goers
65 hours 41 mins; May 23, 2022
5/23/22: Donât Look a Gift Horse Co#k in the Mouth & Manhunt May
66 hours 20 mins; May 22, 2022
5/20/22: GrubHub Ruins New York City, Plus the Student Now Hates the Master in NCAAF
101 hours 46 mins; May 19, 2022
5/19/22: Penis Plants, Man Hunts, Circuses Are Back, Horny Animals, Sexy Teachers & More
66 hours 14 mins; May 18, 2022
5/18/22: Whoâs Sucking Amber Heardâs D!ck?
65 hours 5 mins; May 17, 2022
5/17/22: Piss Milkshakes Being Served at Arbyâs, Rage-On Rondo, Australiaâs Gollum Election, and Ric Flairâs Last Match EVER
62 hours 11 mins; May 16, 2022
5/16/22: Ugly and Sad Shootings, Pizza Delivery Shortage, Grandparents Suing for Grandkids
67 hours 0 mins; May 15, 2022
5/13/22: Justice For Bald Men Laid Down In The UK, Medical Breakthroughs, Sinkholes With Ancient Forests, âShrinkflationâ & Birds Falling From The Sky
86 hours 22 mins; May 12, 2022
5/11/22: Britney Spears and Hillary Duff in the Buff, XBox Violence on Motherâs Day, Thai Sex Cults, and Atlantis Finally Found!!?
70 hours 53 mins; May 10, 2022
5/10/22: The Whites Have Been Caught! Crypto Is Crashing & A Driver Blames Poop On Her Killing Of Two Cyclists
56 mins; May 09, 2022
5/6/22: A horse named Tiz is going to win the Kentucky Derby
80 hours 27 mins; May 05, 2022
5/5/22: Bidenâs Biggest Gaffe, Penis Grown On Arm, Chappelle Attacked On Stage, NASA Sending Nudes & The Truth About Kim K & Ray J
76 hours 37 mins; May 04, 2022
5/4/22: Buy Buy Abortion, White Watch Day 6, Japanese Disabled House of Horrors & A Metaverse Sex
68 hours 19 mins; May 03, 2022
5/3/22: MANHUNT Update for Alabama Whites, Russia Says Hitler was a Jew, and More Sauce Violence
64 hours 43 mins; May 02, 2022
5/2/22: Short Kings are Getting Limb Lengthening Surgery - Fed up Not Getting Rim
65 hours 44 mins; May 01, 2022
4/27/22: Harvard Is The Most Racist Monument Still Standing, Johnny Depp Vs Amber Turd & How Many Brazilian Butts Is Too Many?
60 hours 46 mins; April 26, 2022
4/26/22: Elon Musk Buys Twitter, Putinâs Health in Question and the Best College Class Ever
68 hours 21 mins; April 25, 2022
4/25/22: Woman Emergency Rescued from Outhouse, and Bill Gatesâ Belly
63 hours 22 mins; April 24, 2022
4/22/22: JetBlack & Blue: Mike Tyson Fights First Class Jerk
94 hours 53 mins; April 21, 2022
4/21/22: Johnny Deppâs Shocking Testimony Proves the Bed Poop was Amber Turds
76 hours 53 mins; April 20, 2022
4/20/22: Wes Addresses âPrejudice Against Big Naturalsâ
69 hours 46 mins; April 19, 2022
4/19/22: MASSIVE Tuesday - Ancient Haunted Sarcophagus Opening, and Horny Criminals Running Amok
65 hours 9 mins; April 18, 2022
4/18/22: Florida Says Their Math Books Arenât Adding Up and Other Trouble at Schools
64 hours 3 mins; April 18, 2022
4/15/22: Elon Musk Wants 100 Percent of Twitter and People are Losing Their Minds
98 hours 25 mins; April 14, 2022
4/14/22: Texas Governor Ships Immigrants To Washington & Man Serves His Friends Foot Tacos
71 hours 11 mins; April 13, 2022
4/13/22: Inflation is Driving Everyone Crazy, Including the Dolphins, but Luckily Magic Mushrooms may be the Answer
64 hours 6 mins; April 12, 2022
4/12/22: Essayist on Husband Killing Is On Trial For Killing Husband, Shocking Your Dick Into Better Sex, And Covid/Putin Planning A Comeback
4/5/22: Human Genome is Fully Sequenced, Elon Buys Twitter, Man Cranks Himself with Both Hands on Plane
62 hours 54 mins; April 04, 2022
4/4/22: Hope Solo Walmart DWI, Brawl at the Dorchester McDonald's
62 hours 38 mins; April 03, 2022
4/1/22: Microplastics & Slime Robots May Already Be Inside You
89 hours 3 mins; March 31, 2022
3/31/22: Celebrating Bruce Willis, Disney Goes LGBTQIA+, and Zuck Gets Cucked
60 hours 18 mins; March 30, 2022
3/30/22: Hunterâs Laptop on Record, DC Orgies, The Perfect Diet and the Worst City
66 hours 56 mins; March 29, 2022
3/29/22: Chelsea F.C. Owner Poisoned (by Putin), Lifeguard Shortage Threatens Fat Boy Summer, Robot Goats & Squirrel Men
64 hours 49 mins; March 28, 2022
3/28/22: Applebees Email Leak Shocker, Biden Goes Off Script, Don Lemon Conspiracy Theories & Taliban Not Surprising Anyone
62 hours 56 mins; March 27, 2022
3/25/22: Robots Are So Close To Giving Us Hand Jobs
84 hours 24 mins; March 24, 2022
3/24/22: NATOâs Historic Cheesesteak Day, Rapture Thwarted by Funeral Home, Massive Government Dildos Enraging Indian Men, and Cali Man Steals Bear Cubs
61 hours 57 mins; March 23, 2022
3/23/22: Masvidalâs âShow Your Faceâ Challenge, Ohio Senate Throwdown, Putin Struggling, and Hotel Tries to Ban Native Americans
64 hours 32 mins; March 22, 2022
3/22/22: Jergens In Trouble, Chinese Plane Crash, New TikTok Challenge, Only Fans Model Keeps Working From Hospital & Russia Wants Reparations
65 hours 15 mins; March 21, 2022
3/21/22: Gay Dogs, Bloomberg's Bad Advice For Inflation, Disney Offends Indians, Gambling Woes, Naked Man Shortage Grips The UK
69 hours 0 mins; March 20, 2022
3/18/22: March Madness, Space Is The Place, Sex Toy Shenanigans & Strippers & Florida Men
99 hours 18 mins; March 17, 2022
3/17/22: Massive Earthquake Rocks Japan, Bazooka Mobs, Denmark Wants to End Cigs, and PA-03 Congressional Candidate Alexandra Hunt
74 hours 53 mins; March 16, 2022
3/16/22: Times Up On Daylights Savings, Extreme Stolen Valor, Cheating Scandals & Appleâs New Pregnant Man Emoji
69 hours 10 mins; March 15, 2022
3/15/22: Elon Musk Challenges Putin to Single Combat While Obese Russians Chain Themselves to Closing McDonaldâs
64 hours 12 mins; March 14, 2022
3/14/22: Inflation Crisis - Dorito Count Permanently Reduced by 5 Full Chips Per Bag
55 mins; March 13, 2022
3/11/22: Worldâs Greatest Sniper Unretires to Join Ukrainian Forces
90 hours 21 mins; March 11, 2022
3/10/22: Avoid this Type of Heart, Ancient Shipwreck Discovered, Mississippi Needs a New Butt
73 hours 11 mins; March 09, 2022
3/9/22: McDonaldâs Has Had Enough of Putin, International Sexcapades, and Teacher Hospitalized by 5 Year-Old Florida Man
67 hours 55 mins; March 08, 2022
3/8/22: Ancient Demons, Gambling Woes, Oil Prices, Turkeys VS Mailmen, Perverts In Nigeria & Bill Cosbyâs Next Tour
64 hours 7 mins; March 07, 2022
3/7/22: Mexican Soccer Match Turns Deadly, Cyclists Pissing On Each Other & Kidnapping Hoax Update
69 hours 18 mins; March 06, 2022
3/4/22: Kanyeâs Insane Claymation ThreatTrack, Melinda Gates Tells All, Chicagoâs Mayor Is Obscene & Naked Canadians Running Amuck
97 hours 49 mins; March 03, 2022
3/3/22: Ukraine Update, Green Bay Hacker, Black Widow Bites Penis, ISIS Bride Affair + Texas Railroad Commission Candidate Sarah Stogner
80 hours 2 mins; March 02, 2022
3/2/22: Putin Stripped of Judo AND Taekwondo Blackbelts
64 hours 16 mins; March 01, 2022
3/1/22: Ukraine Still Fighting Strong, Feces Smeared on Person in NYC Subway, BBQ Sauce Shootout
62 hours 9 mins; February 28, 2022
2/28/22: Putin Severely Underestimated the People of Ukraine, Meth Onions, Bees Orgasming to Death
63 hours 53 mins; February 27, 2022
2/25/22: Putin Has A Little Penis, Breast Milk For Gains, Scary Mugshots & Busting Balls
90 hours 9 mins; February 24, 2022
2/24/22: Hunter Bidenâs Ex âWeedSlut_420â Speaks Out; Phil Mickelson Tries to Sell Golf Out to Saudi Arabia
73 hours 49 mins; February 23, 2022
2/23/22: U.S. Womenâs Soccer Wins Big & U.S House Candidate Goes On Drunken Rampage At Tween Sleepover
71 hours 42 mins; February 22, 2022
2/22/22: The âSoftâ Episode (Invasions, Princes, Pillows, Jails & Break-Ins)