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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Ari Matti Is An International Problem

72 hours 19 mins; April 01, 2026

Brian Simpson Almost Died

79 hours 52 mins; March 25, 2026

Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

114 hours 53 mins; March 18, 2026

Tom Is Home Here Now

70 hours 28 mins; March 11, 2026

Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer

69 hours 47 mins; March 04, 2026

[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?!

66 hours 56 mins; February 25, 2026

Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance

80 hours 13 mins; February 18, 2026

Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez

84 hours 38 mins; February 11, 2026

Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube

77 hours 51 mins; February 04, 2026

Surviving An Ice Storm

72 hours 2 mins; January 28, 2026

We Were Trapped!

68 hours 15 mins; January 21, 2026

Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

76 hours 55 mins; January 14, 2026

Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase

67 hours 56 mins; December 24, 2025

Our Jeans Are High & Tactical

84 hours 2 mins; December 17, 2025

Is It Gay To Drink Matcha?

96 hours 47 mins; December 10, 2025

Hard For Hot Dads

81 hours 34 mins; December 03, 2025

Come Get Fat With Tom Segura

78 hours 10 mins; November 19, 2025

Sigma Chi Hates To See Him Coming

81 hours 27 mins; November 12, 2025

Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?!

74 hours 50 mins; November 05, 2025

A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler

109 hours 33 mins; October 29, 2025

Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds

92 hours 51 mins; October 22, 2025

Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked

102 hours 44 mins; October 15, 2025

Meet Me At Café Bích Nga

82 hours 55 mins; October 08, 2025

The King Of Stink

67 hours 29 mins; October 01, 2025

Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg

119 hours 17 mins; September 24, 2025

A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen

103 hours 18 mins; September 17, 2025

Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk

115 hours 21 mins; September 10, 2025

The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen

70 hours 18 mins; September 03, 2025

Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo

78 hours 41 mins; August 27, 2025

Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead)

91 hours 10 mins; August 20, 2025

The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White

76 hours 1 min; August 13, 2025

Where My Tom's At? w/ Duncan Trussell

77 hours 2 mins; August 06, 2025

Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show!

81 hours 0 mins; July 30, 2025

Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa

103 hours 48 mins; July 23, 2025

Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres

122 hours 11 mins; July 16, 2025

Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler

85 hours 58 mins; July 09, 2025

Who's More Mentally Ill?

67 hours 9 mins; July 02, 2025

It's An Austrian Painter Summer!

73 hours 59 mins; June 25, 2025

A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton

88 hours 53 mins; June 18, 2025

Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys

91 hours 8 mins; June 11, 2025

Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads!

61 hours 29 mins; June 04, 2025

Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson

102 hours 17 mins; May 28, 2025

You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach

105 hours 46 mins; May 21, 2025

Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope

111 hours 47 mins; May 14, 2025

Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!

1 min; May 12, 2025

White Women Are Embarrassing

77 hours 10 mins; May 07, 2025

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS

77 hours 8 mins; April 30, 2025

Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White

104 hours 56 mins; April 23, 2025

Too Hot For The Gays

76 hours 27 mins; April 16, 2025

Farts Are A Love Language

77 hours 41 mins; April 09, 2025

A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns

99 hours 37 mins; April 02, 2025

Bryan Johnson Will Never Die

113 hours 55 mins; March 26, 2025

Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban

118 hours 49 mins; March 19, 2025

Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now

126 hours 45 mins; March 12, 2025

The High and Tight 800th Episode

80 hours 36 mins; March 05, 2025

YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron

94 hours 48 mins; February 26, 2025

Tom's DMT Voyage

98 hours 28 mins; February 19, 2025

Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure

84 hours 47 mins; February 12, 2025

Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke)

78 hours 6 mins; February 05, 2025

The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton

92 hours 51 mins; January 29, 2025

Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans

112 hours 31 mins; January 22, 2025

Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks

122 hours 17 mins; January 15, 2025

Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli

97 hours 1 min; January 08, 2025

Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer

92 hours 39 mins; January 01, 2025

Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye

131 hours 13 mins; December 18, 2024

Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns

82 hours 35 mins; December 11, 2024

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents

82 hours 36 mins; December 04, 2024

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown

69 hours 59 mins; November 27, 2024

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey

81 hours 52 mins; November 20, 2024

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci

90 hours 40 mins; November 13, 2024

A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings

99 hours 6 mins; November 06, 2024

Dr. Drew Makes A House Call

92 hours 50 mins; October 30, 2024

Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco

69 hours 44 mins; October 23, 2024

Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin

92 hours 0 mins; October 16, 2024

The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef

138 hours 25 mins; October 09, 2024

Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler

110 hours 38 mins; October 02, 2024

Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama

130 hours 44 mins; September 25, 2024

Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson

76 hours 28 mins; September 18, 2024

The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons

70 hours 41 mins; September 11, 2024

How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq

105 hours 43 mins; September 04, 2024

Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t

72 hours 14 mins; August 28, 2024

Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell

85 hours 48 mins; August 21, 2024

#FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED

83 hours 57 mins; August 14, 2024

Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels

104 hours 17 mins; August 07, 2024

Christina Has Tit Cancer

103 hours 11 mins; July 31, 2024

A YMH Fart Scandal

71 hours 9 mins; July 24, 2024

Popular Music Sucks w/ The Black Keys

91 hours 8 mins; July 17, 2024

Coming Out As A Husband w/ Sal Vulcano

92 hours 30 mins; July 10, 2024

America's Favorite Pig Rachel Feinstein

95 hours 22 mins; July 03, 2024

Chris Distefano Has A Pride Month Crush

107 hours 0 mins; June 26, 2024

Happy Juneteenth! (From Some Whites)

79 hours 13 mins; June 19, 2024

No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton

111 hours 59 mins; June 12, 2024

Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker

93 hours 0 mins; June 05, 2024

The Shart Heard Round The World

82 hours 43 mins; May 29, 2024

Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune

86 hours 29 mins; May 22, 2024

Happy Birthday Tom Segura!

96 hours 29 mins; May 15, 2024

Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams

92 hours 2 mins; May 08, 2024

The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance

91 hours 58 mins; May 01, 2024

Make America Laugh Again w/ David Lucas

102 hours 8 mins; April 24, 2024

Airtight Abby

91 hours 31 mins; April 17, 2024

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