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Episode 215 // Ah Dang, I Left My Balls at Home.
23 mins; April 29, 2024
Episode 214 // Danny Makes Mason & Daniel Fight
26 mins; April 22, 2024
Episode 213 // Daniel Loses His Eclipse Virginity
27 mins; April 15, 2024
Episode 212 // Please Don’t Let Us Run Your Government
24 mins; April 08, 2024
Episode 211 // Threezus Goes to Confession
23 mins; April 01, 2024
Episode 210 // LET US NAME YOUR BABY.
24 mins; March 25, 2024
Episode 209 // Guys Get Out of Here, This Nut Stands Alone.
24 mins; March 18, 2024
Episode 208 // We’re in the Same Room Again!
25 mins; March 11, 2024
Episode 207 // Mason is a Stinky, Stinky Boy
30 mins; March 04, 2024
Episode 206 // Mason and Daniel Have the SAME MOM?!
30 mins; February 26, 2024
Episode 205 // The (Not So) Official Audit of the Threezus Podcast
24 mins; February 19, 2024
Episode 204 // Daniel & Mason FINALLY Confess Their Love for Each Other
26 mins; February 12, 2024
Episode 203 // We No Speak Good Words ‘Cause Brain No Work
30 mins; February 05, 2024
Episode 202 // Daniel Has Officially Broken Our Brains
36 mins; January 29, 2024
Episode 201 // A Sensual Taurus, a Lazy Sagittarius, and a Spiritual Pisces Walk into a Bar...
29 mins; January 22, 2024
Episode 200 // We’ve Said Some INSANE Stuff on This Podcast...
35 mins; January 15, 2024
Episode 199 // Turns Out We’re Experts at Cringe AND Disneyland
31 mins; January 08, 2024
Episode 198 // The Greatest Year of Threezus EVER.
34 mins; January 01, 2024
Episode 197 // A Weirdly Non-Christmas-y Christmas Episode!
34 mins; December 25, 2023
Episode 196 // Purposefully Starting Beef with Other Podcasts
33 mins; December 18, 2023
Episode 195 // We Really Gotta Stop Farting Around Our Girlfriends...
32 mins; December 11, 2023
Episode 194 // A Christmas Song MadLibs Gone HORRIBLY Wrong
24 mins; December 04, 2023
Episode 193 // Daniel Can’t Stop Passing Out
24 mins; November 27, 2023
Episode 192 // And Make it Less Sexual… Please.
17 mins; November 20, 2023
Episode 191 // The ULTIMATE Movie Trilogy Trivia
18 mins; November 13, 2023
Episode 190 // Danny Almost Burns His Friend’s House Down
21 mins; November 06, 2023
Episode 189 // Please Contribute to the “Threezus Penis Fund"
28 mins; October 30, 2023
Episode 188 // Youth Pastor Car Washes, Crystal Balls That Insult Your Mother, and Government-Subsidized Tits
31 mins; October 23, 2023
Episode 187 // Daniel Critiques Mason’s TV Show, and Danny Starts a Gaming Channel
26 mins; October 16, 2023
Episode 186 // Danny’s “Greatest Hits” - The Podcast’s Funniest Moments
52 mins; October 09, 2023
Episode 185 // What Sound Do YOU Make When You’re Punched in the Nuts?
29 mins; October 02, 2023
Episode 184 // Mason is a Festival Winner!
25 mins; September 25, 2023
Episode 183 // Introducing Our New Video Game: Sing Sing Dictatorship
30 mins; September 18, 2023
Episode 182 // Hashing Out Their Beef ON the Podcast...
33 mins; September 11, 2023
Episode 181 // We Re-Wrote the Bible and Made It Better
28 mins; September 04, 2023
Episode 180 // We’re Truly Not That Smart. Just Watch.
30 mins; August 28, 2023
Episode 179 // Mason’s Show Got Accepted into a Film Festival!
26 mins; August 21, 2023
Episode 178 // Mason Gets Roasted
31 mins; August 14, 2023
Episode 177 // Disney-Pixar Should Really Be Paying Us for All of These Incredible Ideas
35 mins; August 07, 2023
Episode 176 // The Barbenheimer Episode (Plus Other Stuff if You Don’t Care About That)
36 mins; July 31, 2023
Episode 175 // Mason and Daniel’s Tragic Love Story
32 mins; July 24, 2023
Episode 174 // Just 3 Dudes Gassin’ Each Other Up
29 mins; July 17, 2023
Episode 173 // We Wish You Pain from Every Orifice I Guess...
29 mins; July 10, 2023
Episode 172 // Daniel REALLY Wants to Know Who His Daddy is...
30 mins; July 03, 2023
Episode 171 // We're a Bunch of Insane Conspiracy Theorists. Confirmed.
39 mins; June 26, 2023
Episode 170 // Re-Writing Mason’s Absurd Dating Profile
26 mins; June 19, 2023
Episode 169 // Consistently Proving We’re the Biggest Nerds You Know
27 mins; June 12, 2023
Episode 168 // Daniel Gets Roasted for Absolutely No Reason
28 mins; June 05, 2023
Episode 167 // Turns Out We Are Incapable of Having a Truly Serious Conversation
24 mins; May 29, 2023
Episode 166 // We're All Going to Be Big, Sexy, Buff Boys.
30 mins; May 22, 2023
Episode 165 // This Episode Will Just Genuinely Make You Smarter. Confirmed.
28 mins; May 15, 2023
Episode 164 // Mason COMPLETELY Fumbled the Bag on This One
32 mins; May 08, 2023
Episode 163 // Daniel’s Underwear Got Mason Laid
31 mins; May 01, 2023
Episode 162 // We Really Set Him Up for Failure with That One...
22 mins; April 24, 2023
Episode 161 // Mason is Good with His Fingers. Confirmed.
23 mins; April 17, 2023
Episode 160 // The Most Controversial Take You'll Ever Hear from Us
25 mins; April 10, 2023
Episode 159 // We've Seen What You Watch... and You Should Be Ashamed.
21 mins; April 03, 2023
Episode 158 // I Guess We Have to Kiss Now…
28 mins; March 27, 2023
Episode 157 // How Many “Deez Nuts” Jokes Can We Make in One Episode…?
23 mins; March 20, 2023
Episode 156 // Threezus is Now an Anime, Because Friendship Has Prevailed
32 mins; March 13, 2023
Episode 155 // We’re Millennials and We’re SO Sorry About It
23 mins; March 06, 2023
Episode 154 // Mason Whips it Out in Front of Danny
28 mins; February 27, 2023
Episode 153 // Please Let Us Make You Cry... Just Once.
28 mins; February 20, 2023
Episode 152 // To All the Offensive Things We Did as Kids
30 mins; February 13, 2023
Episode 151 // Turns Out Listening to Threezus Gives You Better Grades
30 mins; February 06, 2023
Episode 150 // Some of the Worst Things We've Ever Said on This Podcast
33 mins; January 30, 2023
Episode 149 // Walking Around Naked When Nobody’s Home
26 mins; January 23, 2023
Episode 148 // The Truth Behind Danny's Genes
17 mins; January 16, 2023
Episode 147 // And On the Third Day, Jesus Pulled a Sick 180.
23 mins; January 09, 2023
Episode 146 // New Year, New... Pants?
19 mins; January 02, 2023
Episode 145 // Go Kiss Someone Under the Mistletoe RIGHT NOW.
20 mins; December 26, 2022
Episode 144 // Do NOT Tell Your Girlfriend About This.
28 mins; December 19, 2022
Episode 143 // You're Hot and We're All Horny Zombies
25 mins; December 12, 2022
Episode 142 // Turns Out We Have a Thriving P*rnHub Channel
22 mins; December 05, 2022
Episode 141 // Your Favorite Band’s Name is TRASH. Here’s Why.
17 mins; November 28, 2022
Episode 140 // Why Aren't We Married Yet?
20 mins; November 21, 2022
Episode 139 // Go Ahead and Cancel Mason if You Want
33 mins; November 14, 2022
Episode 138 // Never Take Romantic Advice from Us Again...
34 mins; November 07, 2022
Episode 137 // The Most Potty-Humored Episode Yet (HAPPY HALLOWEEN)
32 mins; October 31, 2022
Episode 136 // Mason's Doctor is So Much Hotter Than Him
30 mins; October 24, 2022
Episode 135 // So THIS is Piss...
33 mins; October 17, 2022
Episode 134 // But How Smart Are We Really? (Not Very)
23 mins; October 10, 2022
Episode 133 // He Did WHAT in a Movie Theater?!
28 mins; October 03, 2022
Episode 132 // A Moment of Silence... for that Booty.
33 mins; September 26, 2022
Episode 131 // Apparently You Should Never Take Advice from Us
30 mins; September 19, 2022
Episode 130 // You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
32 mins; September 12, 2022
Episode 129 // Turns Out We're All Down Bad
31 mins; September 05, 2022
Episode 128 // Pee Pee Can Happen Alone, But Poo Poo Always Comes with Pee Pee...
28 mins; August 29, 2022
Episode 127 // We Don't Want to Get Daniel Fired from [Redacted]
29 mins; August 22, 2022
Episode 126 // Help! We Can't Stop Thinking About Butts.
25 mins; August 15, 2022
Episode 125 // Bad Impersonations Challenge & Saying Horrible Things While Sober
22 mins; August 08, 2022
Episode 124 // You Can See Our Sexy Faces Again! (Video is Back!)
18 mins; August 01, 2022
Episode 123 // Extra Families, Dishonest Orgasms, and Tornado Centipedes
31 mins; July 25, 2022
Episode 122 // Mason Disappoints His Girlfriend
25 mins; July 18, 2022
Episode 121 // Marvel is Overrated, and So is The Golden Rule
31 mins; July 11, 2022
Episode 120 // I Think Only One of Us is Allowed to Say That...
25 mins; July 04, 2022
Episode 119 // Allow Us to Give You Some Brain for a Second...
33 mins; June 27, 2022
Episode 118 // Sometimes We Just Have the Worst Opinions...
36 mins; June 20, 2022
Episode 117 // A Jar of Farts... The Classic Pair
36 mins; June 13, 2022
Episode 116 // Drake and Ed Sheeran are Overrated. Don't @ us.
30 mins; June 06, 2022
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