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Their love of the footy born during the COVID pandemic, brothers Ethan and Benjamin Kassel combine to bring you their perspective on Australia's game from across the Pacific.

2024 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Glass Case of Emotion"

82 hours 10 mins; May 06, 2024

2024 AFL Round 8 Preview: "Rocky Curnow?"

76 hours 22 mins; May 02, 2024

2024 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Guys Bein' Dudes"

93 hours 33 mins; April 30, 2024

2024 AFL Round 7 Preview: "Paper Bones and Glass Skin"

76 hours 30 mins; April 24, 2024

2024 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Wave the Hungry Jack's Flag"

79 hours 4 mins; April 22, 2024

2024 AFL Round 6 Preview: "Ready to Do?"

70 hours 5 mins; April 17, 2024

2024 AFL Round 5 Recap: "Great Call from the Haters"

87 hours 1 min; April 15, 2024

2024 AFL Round 5 Preview: "County BBQ Sauce?"

73 hours 42 mins; April 10, 2024

2024 AFL Round 4 Recap: "22 Aliens"

92 hours 56 mins; April 09, 2024

2024 AFL Round 4 Preview: "Buy Stock Now II"

80 hours 6 mins; April 03, 2024

2024 AFL Round 3 Recap: "That Meme Can Drive"

91 hours 47 mins; April 02, 2024

2024 AFL Round 3 Preview: "David Mundy Thursday?"

73 hours 8 mins; March 27, 2024

2024 AFL Round 2 Recap: "Had Sex Nine Months Ago"

84 hours 55 mins; March 25, 2024

2024 AFL Round 2 Preview: "By Far the Best Thing About Communism…"

72 hours 32 mins; March 20, 2024

2024 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Introducing the Polished Turd"

100 hours 38 mins; March 19, 2024

2024 AFL Round 1 Preview: "Oceanfront Property in Alice Springs"

75 hours 11 mins; March 13, 2024

2024 AFL Opening Round Recap: "For the Funny"

59 mins; March 12, 2024

2024 AFL Opening Round Preview: "My Podcast Has Cancer"

53 mins; March 06, 2024

2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: Left in the Dark?

67 hours 39 mins; March 04, 2024

2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "The Shower Head"

70 hours 11 mins; February 29, 2024

2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "Krusty Seal of Approval"

62 hours 50 mins; February 25, 2024

2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 3: "Yeah, We're Woke Now"

70 hours 8 mins; December 30, 2023

2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 2: "Ring the Bell"

95 hours 42 mins; December 28, 2023

2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 1: "The Human Cen-Tag-Pede"

67 hours 8 mins; December 24, 2023

2024 AFL Fixture Focus: The Return of the Sound Bite

67 hours 19 mins; November 19, 2023

2023 AFL Trade Period Recap: "LCOEMWE"

66 hours 51 mins; October 18, 2023

2023 AFL Grand Final Recap: "America House Played Its Part!"

63 hours 13 mins; October 02, 2023

2023 AFL Grand Final Preview: "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes"

57 mins; September 28, 2023

2023 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "Spinning Our Dreidels and Eating Our Matzah"

58 mins; September 25, 2023

2023 AFL Preliminary Finals Preview: "138th Episode Spectacular"

53 mins; September 21, 2023

2023 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "Total Cris Collinsworth Move"

51 mins; September 18, 2023

2023 AFL Semi-Finals Preview: "His Brain Is An Eggplant Now"

52 mins; September 14, 2023

2023 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "They Are Not Crackpots"

55 mins; September 11, 2023

2023 AFL Finals Week 1 Preview: "Maggots to Move Around"

57 mins; September 06, 2023

2023 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "That’s It, Back to Winnipeg!"

75 hours 55 mins; September 05, 2023

2023 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "They Basically Just Told Me to Stand There"

71 hours 34 mins; September 03, 2023

2023 AFL Round 24 Recap: "Hypotheticaled Themselves In Their Clavicle"

91 hours 38 mins; August 29, 2023

2023 AFL Round 24 Preview: "Cool Teams Everywhere"

62 hours 21 mins; August 24, 2023

2023 AFL Round 23 Recap: "Quite the Golden Shower"

106 hours 37 mins; August 22, 2023

2023 AFL Round 23 Preview: "Benjamin Button"

63 hours 1 min; August 17, 2023

2023 AFL Round 22 Recap: "I Would Give a Lot of Internal Organs"

104 hours 31 mins; August 15, 2023

2023 AFL Round 22 Preview: "Can We Get More Clichés in There?"

63 hours 46 mins; August 10, 2023

2023 AFL Round 21 Recap: "This Episode Has a Lot of Internet Things"

95 hours 58 mins; August 09, 2023

2023 AFL Round 21 Preview: "Stop Hitting Yourself!"

78 hours 22 mins; August 03, 2023

2023 AFL Round 20 Recap: "All the Doctors Get Replaced with Llamas"

106 hours 15 mins; August 01, 2023

2023 AFL Round 20 Preview: "A Snail That Can Kill You"

70 hours 25 mins; July 27, 2023

2023 AFL Round 19 Recap: "The Media Doesn't Want You to Know This"

115 hours 49 mins; July 25, 2023

2023 AFL Round 19 Preview: "Dayenu!"

74 hours 13 mins; July 20, 2023

2023 AFL Round 18 Recap: "It Spreads"

97 hours 30 mins; July 18, 2023

2023 AFL Round 18 Preview: "Vulgar ASMR"

72 hours 26 mins; July 12, 2023

2023 AFL Round 17 Recap: "He's In a Better Place Now"

100 hours 17 mins; July 11, 2023

2023 AFL Round 17 Preview: "A Lot of Sore Groins"

70 hours 17 mins; July 06, 2023

2023 AFL Round 16 Recap: "Two Nickels"

94 hours 0 mins; July 04, 2023

2023 AFL Round 16 Preview: "A Team of Pylons"

60 hours 46 mins; June 28, 2023

2023 AFL Round 15 Recap: "Unhinged"

77 hours 21 mins; June 27, 2023

2023 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: "We're Better Than MAD CATZ"

73 hours 53 mins; June 23, 2023

2023 AFL Round 15 Preview: "No Wonder He Went to Colorado!"

54 mins; June 21, 2023

2023 AFL Round 14 Recap: "Just Another Psyop"

78 hours 23 mins; June 20, 2023

2023 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "Tapas and Gazpacho"

59 mins; June 16, 2023

2023 AFL Round 14 Preview: "Bring the Trombone"

44 mins; June 15, 2023

2023 AFL Round 13 Recap: "I Wonder What Body Part They Pixelated"

95 hours 47 mins; June 14, 2023

2023 AFL Round 13 Preview: "Olive Garden Saturday"

76 hours 26 mins; June 08, 2023

2023 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: "Put a Bird On It"

60 hours 57 mins; June 07, 2023

2023 AFL Round 12 Recap: "Good Loss"

100 hours 21 mins; June 06, 2023

2023 AFL Round 12 Preview: "This Episode Is Banned In China Already"

64 hours 2 mins; June 01, 2023

2023 AFL Round 12 Progress Reports: "Nine Misfortunes? I'd Like To See That"

40 mins; May 30, 2023

2023 AFL Round 11 Recap: "Text Some Mad Fly Hunnies"

104 hours 30 mins; May 29, 2023

2023 AFL Round 11 Preview: "Just Send Him to Ibiza With Dimma"

78 hours 21 mins; May 25, 2023

2023 AFL Round 10 Recap: "The Number 76"

115 hours 35 mins; May 22, 2023

2023 AFL Round 10 Preview: "Meesa Scaroused!”

89 hours 41 mins; May 18, 2023

2023 AFL Round 9 Recap: "Like a West African Election Result"

89 hours 28 mins; May 16, 2023

2023 AFL Round 9 Bonus: List-ory in the Making

17 mins; May 11, 2023

2023 AFL Round 9 Preview: "Bring Your Abacus to the Footy"

69 hours 4 mins; May 11, 2023

2023 AFL Round 8 Recap: "z"l"

106 hours 56 mins; May 09, 2023

2023 AFL Round 8 Preview: "Sell Me This Sherrin"

57 mins; May 04, 2023

2023 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Anybody Could Be That Guy"

103 hours 14 mins; May 02, 2023

2023 AFL Round 7 Preview: "Potential Woof?"

66 hours 23 mins; April 27, 2023

2023 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Fly MrBeast to Australia"

103 hours 25 mins; April 26, 2023

2023 AFL Round 6 Preview: "Having the Time of His Life!"

67 hours 11 mins; April 20, 2023

2023 AFL Round 5 Recap: “This Isn’t Magic: The Gathering — This Is Footy”

110 hours 2 mins; April 18, 2023

2023 AFL Round 5 Preview: "Would That Make Him the Throat Goat?"

87 hours 7 mins; April 12, 2023

2023 AFL Round 4 Recap: "You Don't Need to Eat Leavened Bread…"

122 hours 48 mins; April 11, 2023

2023 AFL Round 4 Preview: "I Do Like the Inanimate Carbon Rod's Chances"

80 hours 5 mins; April 05, 2023

2023 AFL Round 3 Recap: "His Eyebrows Raise Themselves"

115 hours 31 mins; April 04, 2023

2023 AFL Round 3 Preview: "Ze Pitter-Patter of Tiny Feet"

88 hours 27 mins; March 29, 2023

2023 AFL Round 2 Recap: "He Still Has Plenty of Time..."

120 hours 6 mins; March 28, 2023

2023 AFL Round 2 Preview: "I've Always Been a Big Cubit Guy"

73 hours 4 mins; March 22, 2023

2023 AFL Round 1 Recap: "I'm a Sign, Not a Cop"

123 hours 9 mins; March 21, 2023

2023 AFL Round 1 Preview: "Interrobang" "Giggity"

60 hours 26 mins; March 15, 2023

2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: "Trying to Rip Out His Pancreas or Something"

87 hours 20 mins; March 13, 2023

2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "We Was Top of the Ladder!"

90 hours 4 mins; March 11, 2023

2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "You Thought Luol Deng Wouldn't Appear In This Episode"

88 hours 49 mins; March 08, 2023

2023 AFL Pre-Season News Update: "Baby-Making Footy"

70 hours 28 mins; February 22, 2023

2023 AFL Wish Lists, Part 2: "So Basically, He's Your Mom"

70 hours 46 mins; February 04, 2023

2023 Premiere + AFL Wish Lists, Part 1: "I'm Not Here to [CENSORED] Spiders"

55 mins; January 28, 2023

AFL Song Scrutiny: "They Found Out That I Keep All the Ducks in My House"

48 mins; December 30, 2022

2023 AFL Fixture Focus: "The Baby Looked At Me"

61 hours 40 mins; December 19, 2022

2022 AFL Post-Draft Check-In: "Buy Stock Now"

69 hours 57 mins; December 10, 2022

2022 AFL Trade Period Recap: "Are You Using the Mona Lisa as a Placemat Here?"

69 hours 18 mins; October 15, 2022

2022 AFL Trade Period Check-In: "We Didn't Bounce the Sherrin"

53 mins; October 07, 2022

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