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Ep # 84 Gun Wise, Crowds vs Police, and Animal Control
25 mins; April 27, 2025
Ep # 83 Social Media Police-Will Your Phone Betray You?
28 mins; April 13, 2025
Ep # 82 Police Equipment You Didn't Know You Needed!
22 mins; April 06, 2025
Ep # 81 Crime Scene Photography School!!!
22 mins; March 30, 2025
Ep # 80 Power Shifts, Force List, and Person Crime Stress
36 mins; March 23, 2025
Ep # 79 Techy Techy Train Robberies, Pinkertons, and Cut the Air Brakes
28 mins; March 16, 2025
Ep # 78 Administrative LT, Violating Policy, and The Brown Book!
24 mins; March 09, 2025
Ep # 77 DOGEequis, Iraqi Sesame St, and the Political Police
27 mins; March 02, 2025
Ep # 76 Good for the Soul, My Chickens are Dead, and Fully Transitioned
11 mins; February 26, 2025
Ep # 75 Dr. Phil the Inside Man and Gotta Be Ready So You Don't Have To Get Ready
30 mins; March 24, 2024
Ep # 74 Crimes Against Children, Blocking It Out, and How to Keep Going
34 mins; March 17, 2024
Ep # 73 Cargo Theft, Turn The Tide, and Belly Button Only Fans
29 mins; March 10, 2024
Ep # 72 Phone Extractions, Foreign Tech, and Apple Sucks?
30 mins; March 03, 2024
Ep # 71 Stationary Position, Driving with Dead People, and Happy Endings!
33 mins; February 25, 2024
Ep # 70 In The Army Litter Box, Chair Force, and 6 & 9 Bangers
28 mins; February 18, 2024
Ep # 69 Gill Net Tug of War, Body Recovery, and Class B Bass
32 mins; February 11, 2024
Ep # 68 Raccoon Ranger, Class A Cowboy, and BET!
28 mins; February 04, 2024
Ep # 67 TX Prison System, Shanks For Days, and the Ho Squad
38 mins; January 28, 2024
Ep # 66 The Compound, The Waterfowl, and Getting Sent to the Border
30 mins; January 21, 2024
Re Release- Dispatch Defender, Do They Really Do Anything?
33 mins; December 31, 2023
Re Release Of The Stakeout-Robbery Suit, He's Behind Me Again, and Just Wave!
45 mins; December 24, 2023
Ep # 65 Making Mom Sad, Trust No One, and Police's Kids
30 mins; November 26, 2023
Ep # 64 Six Months CID, No Help From Stilly, and Leave a Voicemail
28 mins; November 19, 2023
Ep # 63 Anatomy of a Search Warrant
31 mins; November 12, 2023
Ep # 62 Current Events- Civil War, Panic Buying, and Illegal Police
29 mins; November 05, 2023
Ep # 61 True Crime Kinda- Sugar Daddy Shootin'
27 mins; October 29, 2023
Ep # 60 Ladies Who Podcast - Most Likely Tooooo, The Logistics of the Flash, and Bread Bag Contraceptive
34 mins; October 22, 2023
Ep # 59 Ladies Who Podcast- Who Wants a Mustache Ride and Team Police vs Team Fire
26 mins; October 15, 2023
Ep # 58 Ladies Who Podcast - Flirting Your Way Out of a Ticket, Not Lady Like, and Traffic Stop Loans
29 mins; October 08, 2023
Ep # 57 CPS Special Investigator, Who's For Dinner, and Brief Case of TAC Rocks
33 mins; October 01, 2023
Ep # 56 Puff-A-Lump, Always Naked, and What's In A Name?
30 mins; September 24, 2023
Ep # 55 Savin' Lives, Bar Checks, and No Go Zones
35 mins; September 17, 2023
Re Release of Stilly's I Need A Job; An Undercover Story
32 mins; September 10, 2023
Ep # 54 Hochatown EPs-Quiver Me Timbers, What Would You Do, and Always Search Em'
32 mins; September 03, 2023
Ep # 53 Hochatown EPs-New Positions, Advocate for the Truth, and Bridge the Gap
34 mins; August 27, 2023
Ep # 52 Hochatown EPs-Dumb Laws, Save Your Night Vision, She Escaped Twice!!
29 mins; August 20, 2023
Ep # 51 Accidents, Injuries, and Patrol Nobody
42 mins; August 13, 2023
Ep # 50 The Flyin' Hawaiin! Top of the Pecking Order, Black Powder Reloads, and Squirrel in the Freezer
41 mins; August 06, 2023
Ep # 49 Snipers- Just Push It, Urban Tech, and Putting Your Lights Out
32 mins; July 30, 2023
Ep # 48 Drones- Part 107, Look At My Wings, and Salute Your Chief!!
25 mins; July 23, 2023
S5 Ep 8 Phone Dumps-It's A Trap, Peen Tattoos, and Death of 1,000 Penises
32 mins; June 25, 2023
S5 Ep 7 You've Got Mail, The Tech Company, and Professional Refunders
32 mins; June 18, 2023
S5 Ep 6 Phil The Waiver, Baton from God, and Clear the Club!
32 mins; June 11, 2023
S5 Ep 5 True Crime Kinda- Missing Juvenile Found in Trunk
25 mins; June 04, 2023
S5 Ep 4 Police Fails-Keys to the Junk, 90% Wrong, and Hang in There
29 mins; May 28, 2023
S5 Ep 3 Police Stereotypes, the Adult of the Podcast, and Slapping Into a Slim Jim
28 mins; May 21, 2023
S5 Ep 2 Firearms Qualifications, Rackin' a Round, and the Poo Poo Plant
36 mins; May 14, 2023
S5 Ep 1 Active Shooter, ISD Purposed Rules, and Waiting on the Word
24 mins; May 07, 2023
Season 5 Promo!!!
2 mins; April 23, 2023
Bonus Episode! Life Lessons- Talk Sh*t Get Hit, Getting Dumped On, and Why Are You Naked?
25 mins; April 19, 2023
S4 Ep 10-Wrong Way on a 2 Way Street and Officer Involved Shooting
33 mins; April 02, 2023
S4 Ep 9 - The Big Boss, Chief Chief and Keeping My Soul
34 mins; March 26, 2023
S4 Ep 8 TCK- Karma and Hiding in the Bushes
25 mins; March 19, 2023
S4 Ep 7 Complaints, Running Interference, and Speaker Wire
31 mins; March 12, 2023
S4 Ep 6 Dispatch Defender! Do They Really Do Anything
33 mins; March 05, 2023
S4 Ep 5 Moral- Working the County Nightlife and Getting Chased by a Llama
38 mins; February 26, 2023
S4 Ep 4 Then vs Now-Broken Toes, Slim Shady, and Is the Brotherhood Falling?
32 mins; February 19, 2023
S4 Ep 3 True Crime Kinda-Ball Peen Hammer Time!
23 mins; February 12, 2023
S4 Ep 2 From Dispatch to Court-Traffic Blitz and Being Argumentative
32 mins; February 05, 2023
S4 Ep 1 Dispatch- Dealing with the public, Cow Calls, and Meeting the Energy
33 mins; January 29, 2023
Season 4 Promo Yall!
24 secs; January 22, 2023
S3 Ep 10 Death Scenes-The Flat Shovel, Ant Mounds, and Trying to Keep it Together
35 mins; December 25, 2022
S3 Ep 9 Persons and Property Crimes and What is a Consent Search Anyways?
33 mins; December 18, 2022
S3 Ep 8 Different Types of Criminals, Getting Lost in the System, and Becoming Ghosts
36 mins; December 11, 2022
S3 Ep 7 The Stakeout- Robbery Suit, He's Behind Me Again, and Just Wave!
45 mins; December 04, 2022
S3 Ep 6 True Crime Kinda - The Chick in the Trunk
23 mins; November 27, 2022
S3 Ep 5 From Police to the IT Guy-Law Dawgin' in the Late 1900s and Being Tech Savy
33 mins; November 20, 2022
S3 Ep 4 Police Pet Peeves, Falsehoods, and Saggin Britches
34 mins; November 13, 2022
S3 Ep 3 True Crime Kinda - Cemetery Body Found Above Ground
24 mins; November 06, 2022
S3 Ep 2 Spooky Stories-From Being Scared to Scaring Ourselves!!
31 mins; October 30, 2022
S3 Ep 1 Police TV Blows! Fireman Insert Eyeroll and I know What The Shocker Is
34 mins; October 23, 2022
Season 3 Promo
21 secs; October 16, 2022
S2 Ep 10 El Capitano, Commaner, The Boss Man Pt. 2
30 mins; August 21, 2022
S2 Ep 9 El Capitano, Commaner, The Boss Man Pt 1
35 mins; August 14, 2022
S2 Ep 8 96 Folk-The Police, The Witch, and The Mental Hospital
37 mins; August 07, 2022
S2 Ep 7 Brushes, Plugs, and Squeezes on that TAC Guy
33 mins; July 31, 2022
S2 Ep 6 Active Shooter, The Customer is Always Rite, and "Deep in the Heart of TEXAS"
34 mins; July 24, 2022
S2 Ep 5 Being an FTO, Calling in the chopper for a Class C, and Eyes off the FUPA!
34 mins; July 17, 2022
S2 Ep 4 Poked, Prodded, and Finger Popped! Story Time Ferda
29 mins; July 10, 2022
S2 Ep 3 The Dope Show and the President of Pakistan
32 mins; July 03, 2022
S2 Ep 2 "I Need a Job!" an Undercover Story
32 mins; June 26, 2022
S2 Ep 1 CID WONT LET ME BE! Nipple-ectomy and The Bleeding Taint of Criminality
35 mins; June 19, 2022
Season 2 Promo Yo!!
50 secs; June 12, 2022
Episode 8 The Change, Being Soooo Sleepy, and Turning it Off
51 mins; April 10, 2022
Episode 7 First 5 Years, Getting Stabbed by a Toddler, and a Gaggle of Idiots
43 mins; April 03, 2022
Episode 6 SWAT School, Cherry Limeades, and Dark Turns
59 mins; March 27, 2022
Episode 5 Cut Loose, Blown Knee Caps, Waxing On, and Waxing Off
36 mins; March 20, 2022
Episode 4 Being in FTO, Foot-Per-Chases, and Thick Shots
36 mins; March 13, 2022
Episode 3 Ghetto Academy and Tenny Shoes
41 mins; March 06, 2022
Episode 2 Hiring Process and Double Tapping the Hole
