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Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!

057 - The Defector (Romulan Curses & Geordi's Gut)

65 hours 4 mins; December 05, 2019

056 - The Vengeance Factor (Blueburns & Butt Rock Bands)

69 hours 5 mins; November 21, 2019

055 - The Price (Wormholes & Camel Toes)

69 hours 44 mins; November 07, 2019

054 - The Enemy (Romulan Smarm & Mud Acting)

69 hours 1 min; October 24, 2019

053 - Booby Trap (Friend Zones & Technobabble)

68 hours 9 mins; October 10, 2019

052 - The Bonding (Wacky Corpses & Ghost Moms)

69 hours 54 mins; September 26, 2019

051 - Who Watches the Watchers (Interstellar Crows & Mintakan Face)

68 hours 47 mins; September 12, 2019

050 - The Survivors (Ear Worms & Kevin Gods)

68 hours 54 mins; August 29, 2019

049 - The Ensigns of Command (Blanket Monsters & Robot Kisses)

70 hours 6 mins; August 15, 2019

048 - Evolution (Adorable Nanites & Stubby Kelso)

70 hours 23 mins; August 08, 2019

047 - Shades of Gray (Gettin' Stuck & Hairy Dudes)

72 hours 4 mins; July 18, 2019

046 - Peak Performance (Udder Suckers and Ferengi Bathrooms)

68 hours 24 mins; July 04, 2019

045 - The Emissary (Klingon Cakebatter & The Prime Erective)

70 hours 2 mins; June 20, 2019

044 - Manhunt (Creepy Eyes and Old-Timey Slang)

68 hours 28 mins; June 06, 2019

043 - Up the Long Ladder (Drinking Games & Tummy Cells)

69 hours 45 mins; May 23, 2019

042 - Samaritan Snare (Steampunk Hearts & Poor Geordi)

68 hours 55 mins; May 09, 2019

041 - Q Who (Baby Borgs and Bavmorda Fingers)

69 hours 15 mins; April 25, 2019

040 - Pen Pals (Creepy Fingers and Gobbledy Gook)

69 hours 6 mins; April 11, 2019

039 - The Icarus Factor (Daddy Issues and Scuttlebutt)

69 hours 15 mins; March 28, 2019

038 - Time Squared (Time Toilets & Dead Hamsters)

66 hours 38 mins; March 14, 2019

037 - The Royale (Space Janitors and Aggresive Penetration)

67 hours 55 mins; February 28, 2019

036 - Contagion (Stargates and Space Dildos)

61 hours 40 mins; February 14, 2019

035 - The Dauphin (Teddy Trolls & Young Cucks)

69 hours 46 mins; January 31, 2019

034 - The Measure of a Man (Space Jag & Heart Strings)

69 hours 7 mins; January 17, 2019

033 - A Matter of Honor (Phaser Ranges and Klingon Cuisine)

67 hours 1 min; January 03, 2019

032 - Unnatural Selection (Shuttle Porn and Space Jargon)

56 mins; December 20, 2018

031 - The Schizoid Man (Douchebag Scientists and Bad-Ass Picard)

66 hours 41 mins; December 06, 2018

030 - Loud as a Whisper (Danger Zone and Snack Cakes)

69 hours 37 mins; November 22, 2018

029 - The Outrageous Okona (Lovable Rogues and Space STDs)

67 hours 32 mins; November 08, 2018

028 - Elementary Dear Data (Daddy Piccard and Pie Men)

63 hours 20 mins; October 25, 2018

027 - Where Silence Has Lease (Shark Guys and Ordinary Holes)

65 hours 9 mins; October 11, 2018

026 - The Child (Laser Plagues and Puppy Shuttles)

69 hours 23 mins; September 27, 2018

025 - The Neutral Zone (Chrono Castaways & Judgy McJudgersons)

66 hours 56 mins; March 22, 2018

024 - Conspiracy (Friends' Kidneys & Improv Parasites)

69 hours 45 mins; March 08, 2018

023 - We'll Always Have Paris (Chronomancy & Data Dumps)

69 hours 26 mins; March 01, 2018

022 - Skin of Evil (Trashbag Dementors & Space Corpses)

69 hours 52 mins; February 22, 2018

021 - Symbiosis (D-Bag Data & "That" Scene)

64 hours 20 mins; February 16, 2018

020 - The Arsenal of Freedom (Weapon Planets & Old-Man Robes)

65 hours 29 mins; February 08, 2018

019 - Heart of Glory (Klingon Nerds & Moist Humor)

65 hours 42 mins; February 01, 2018

018 - Coming of Age (Emo Albums & Pip Stomps)

68 hours 45 mins; January 25, 2018

017 - Home Soil (Hard Science & Capital D's)

63 hours 7 mins; January 18, 2018

016 - When the Bough Breaks (Jam Jams & Space Orphans)

66 hours 52 mins; January 11, 2018

015 - Too Short a Season (First Friends & "Earth" Days)

66 hours 31 mins; January 04, 2018

014 - 11001001 (Ticking Clocks & Holodeck Socks)

63 hours 26 mins; December 28, 2017

013 - Angel One (Micro Men & 80's Sex)

62 hours 57 mins; December 21, 2017

012 - Datalore (Bubbling Beakers & Barrel Fights)

78 hours 3 mins; December 14, 2017

011 - The Big Goodbye (Coke Bottles & Clam Slams)

66 hours 42 mins; December 07, 2017

010 - Haven (High Fives & Harp Porn)

68 hours 33 mins; November 30, 2017

009 - Hide and Q (Teen Wolves & Laser Muskets)

62 hours 50 mins; November 23, 2017

008 - The Battle (Pogo Balls & Forehead Magnets)

63 hours 26 mins; November 16, 2017

007 - Justice (Hot Pockets & Hairy Nips)

62 hours 8 mins; November 09, 2017

006 - Lonely Among Us (B Plots & LaserScopes)

62 hours 17 mins; November 02, 2017

005 - Where No One Has Gone Before (Orange Cream & Unicorn Pigs)

60 hours 46 mins; October 26, 2017

004 - The Last Outpost (Laser Whips & Meth Gerbils)

59 mins; October 19, 2017

003 - Code of Honor (Gym Mats & Star Cucks)

62 hours 21 mins; October 12, 2017

002 - The Naked Now (Fully Functional & Anatomically Correct)

56 mins; October 05, 2017

001 - Encounter at Farpoint (Banana Clips & Space Jazzum)

67 hours 58 mins; September 28, 2017

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