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Three entrepreneur and investor friends swimming in the messy grey, seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾 Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST). We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans and thought-provoking conversations with like-minded humans. 👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com

Alfafla Encore: No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245

136 hours 5 mins; April 02, 2026

I Almost Flipped a Table at a Sushi Restaurant | Ep. 281

96 hours 7 mins; March 27, 2026

Stop Fighting Reality: Why the Blue Pill Wins | Ep. 280

134 hours 15 mins; March 19, 2026

I'm More Addicted to This Than Nicotine | Ep. 279

92 hours 2 mins; March 12, 2026

Anthropic’s $380B Valuation, Trump’s 7-Minute Intervention & The "9-9-6" Tech Trap | Ep. 278

103 hours 3 mins; March 05, 2026

Citrini’s 2028 Warning, The Jack Hughes Mindset & Why Your FICO Score is a Scam | Ep. 277

106 hours 2 mins; February 26, 2026

The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276

98 hours 25 mins; February 19, 2026

The Permanent Underclass, Bad Bunny’s Halftime Blueprint & The Epstein Jail Video Hoax | Ep. 275

124 hours 30 mins; February 12, 2026

Moltbot Seduction, The 'Meat Bag' Theory & The Cognitive Atrophy Trap | Ep. 274

89 hours 3 mins; January 29, 2026

The End of Coding, Why "Trying Hard" Makes You A Loser & Bill Ackman’s Warning | Ep. 273

93 hours 20 mins; January 22, 2026

The 8 Billion Lie, Iran’s Revolution & The Anti-Alcohol Hoax | Ep. 272

111 hours 4 mins; January 16, 2026

Trump’s Imperial Playbook, The Misogi Protocol & The Prison of Financial Mediocrity | Ep. 271

97 hours 21 mins; January 09, 2026

The AI Manhattan Project, Rick Rubin’s Creative Blueprint & The Retirement Lie | Ep. 270

95 hours 58 mins; December 19, 2025

Naval’s "Unstoppable" Thesis, The #1 Rule for Longevity & The "No Party" Lie | Ep. 269

135 hours 20 mins; December 12, 2025

The $140k Poverty Line, Inside the F1 Garage & OpenAI’s "Code Red" | Ep. 268

122 hours 59 mins; December 05, 2025

Alfalfa Encore: ETH to 50K and the $71,000 Girlfriend Chatbot

185 hours 58 mins; November 27, 2025

NVIDIA’s Warning, Shohei Ohtani's Blueprint & The Sobriety Cult | Ep. 267

96 hours 50 mins; November 21, 2025

Makers vs. Takers, The 100-Year Mortgage & Philanthropy is a Scam | Ep. 266

94 hours 50 mins; November 14, 2025

AI's Dirty Little Secret, Elon's War on Reality & Hedging the Bubble | Ep. 265

90 hours 9 mins; November 07, 2025

Stephen Ordered a Robot, The Baseball Bat Intervention & Embracing the AI Ponzi | Ep. 264

77 hours 54 mins; October 31, 2025

AI Death Cult, Trading Meltdowns & Modern Man's Burnout | Ep. 263

102 hours 45 mins; October 24, 2025

Fire Walks, AI Sexbots & The $19B Crypto Crash | Ep. 262

115 hours 33 mins; October 16, 2025

Printing Money with Options & The Car Wash Goldmine | Ep. 261

141 hours 40 mins; October 10, 2025

Is Sora 2 The End of Art? & The Ultimate KISS ROI | Ep. 260

113 hours 56 mins; October 02, 2025

Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259

150 hours 16 mins; September 26, 2025

The Right Cancels The Left, NASA Finds Life & "Squad Car, My Love" | Ep. 258

110 hours 38 mins; September 18, 2025

Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257

135 hours 37 mins; September 11, 2025

Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256

109 hours 14 mins; September 04, 2025

Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255

120 hours 32 mins; August 29, 2025

College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254

116 hours 39 mins; August 22, 2025

WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253

115 hours 37 mins; August 14, 2025

Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252

159 hours 55 mins; August 07, 2025

AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251

126 hours 36 mins; July 31, 2025

The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250

112 hours 10 mins; July 24, 2025

Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249

126 hours 33 mins; July 17, 2025

Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248

98 hours 53 mins; July 10, 2025

"Why Men Left" + AI Job Apocalypse + The Crypto Comeback | Ep. 247

133 hours 23 mins; July 03, 2025

Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246

94 hours 19 mins; June 26, 2025

No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245

128 hours 21 mins; June 19, 2025

The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244

100 hours 20 mins; June 12, 2025

$SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243

110 hours 58 mins; June 06, 2025

The Michael Saylor of ETH!? + Golden Handcuffs & Lifestyle Creep | Ep. 242

108 hours 50 mins; May 29, 2025

South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241

115 hours 1 min; May 22, 2025

How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240

96 hours 51 mins; May 20, 2025

She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239

96 hours 39 mins; May 09, 2025

100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238

93 hours 44 mins; May 02, 2025

Should We Care More About Beauty? & Humanity's Greatest Weakness Vs AI | Ep. 237

127 hours 3 mins; April 25, 2025

Will America Survive the Trump Administration? | Ep. 236

114 hours 16 mins; April 18, 2025

Which Extinct Animal Would You Bring Back + Steal This Business Idea | Ep. 235

113 hours 4 mins; April 11, 2025

LIBERATION DAY DISASTER, Hypersonic Flight, & Why You Need Responsibility | Ep. 234

98 hours 43 mins; April 04, 2025

America Eats Now, Pays Later — China’s Eating the Future | Ep. 233

109 hours 8 mins; March 28, 2025

Is Bitcoin About To Run The Table? + What Is America Fighting For? | Ep. 232

113 hours 26 mins; March 21, 2025

Tesla Terrorism + Left (Winged) At The Altar | Ep. 231

106 hours 37 mins; March 13, 2025

Should I Care About Ukraine? How to Launder $80 Trillion | Ep. 230

96 hours 52 mins; March 06, 2025

229. Are We Still in a Bull Market + Agency Over Intelligence + $5M USA Gold Card

121 hours 45 mins; February 27, 2025

228. Is Jack Dorsey Satoshi & The Truth Reflexivity Bubble

141 hours 38 mins; February 20, 2025

227. Free Speech Debate & Are We Getting Soft?

142 hours 19 mins; February 13, 2025

226. Debating Trump's Trade War + Worst Advice for Your 20s

145 hours 31 mins; February 06, 2025

IL Ep. 28 | The NVDA Short Thesis & How to Long Bitcoin With Limited Downside

60 hours 52 mins; January 31, 2025

225. DEEPSEEK & The Short Case for Nvidia

98 hours 51 mins; January 30, 2025

IL Ep. 27 | How to Profit Off $TRUMP Coin & Chinese Stonks

60 hours 18 mins; January 23, 2025

224. $TRUMP Coin, Inauguration Reactions, & Is AGI Here?

136 hours 15 mins; January 23, 2025

223. Bias Check: Are We Trading Tyranny of Government for Tyranny of the Technocracy?

131 hours 4 mins; January 16, 2025

222. 2025 Predictions + Should We Buy Greenland

154 hours 58 mins; January 09, 2025

221. Life After 40, Bitcoin’s Productivity, & The Purpose of Male Friendships

143 hours 18 mins; December 19, 2024

220. Where Are We In The Cycle?

143 hours 50 mins; December 12, 2024

219. Alt Coin Supercycle?! (real) How High Can $XRP Go? Is $MSTR a Scam!?

145 hours 28 mins; December 05, 2024

218. Trump's Crypto Cabinet + AI Agent Productivity Explosion

135 hours 42 mins; November 21, 2024

217. Bitcoin Is RIPPING, How to Juice Stock Returns & Elon Heads D.O.G.E.

144 hours 3 mins; November 14, 2024

216. Decision, Division, and Derision 2024

131 hours 52 mins; November 08, 2024

215. These Stocks Will Soar Under Trump

153 hours 27 mins; October 31, 2024

214. AI Is Making Meme Coins, Dead Internet Theory, & Chimps With Nukes

179 hours 52 mins; October 24, 2024

213. Debate: COIN vs HOOD + TSLA + SpaceX

122 hours 58 mins; October 17, 2024

212. Dopamine Detox: Lame Experiment or Valuable Reset? (RERUN)

40 mins; October 10, 2024

211. The Man Holding America Hostage + End of Iran + Positive Sum Philosophy

140 hours 35 mins; October 03, 2024

210. Diddy Freak Offs, Politician Incentives, + "The Intelligence Age"

113 hours 29 mins; September 26, 2024

209. Are you BTC Pilled, Israel Blows Off D*cks, & How To Stay In Love

129 hours 24 mins; September 19, 2024

208. These Are The Top 5 Death Bed Regrets

115 hours 52 mins; September 12, 2024

207. Unlocking Founder Mode

115 hours 7 mins; September 05, 2024

206. Republican Guys Are Hotter? Etiquette 101. What is a man’s purpose in life?

153 hours 54 mins; August 29, 2024

205. Is $2-3 Million Enough?

140 hours 50 mins; August 22, 2024

204. Was This the Bottom, Guns, and Porn (RERUN)

116 hours 19 mins; August 15, 2024

203. Do You Have Free Will?

120 hours 21 mins; August 08, 2024

202. Is Solana the Next Luna?

141 hours 9 mins; August 01, 2024

201. Hypocrisy of Democracy...Should You Even Care?

136 hours 51 mins; July 25, 2024

200. Trump Startled By Loud Popping Noises

149 hours 54 mins; July 18, 2024

199. How To Create A Stock Market Bubble In 4 Simple Steps

111 hours 20 mins; July 11, 2024

198. What Is My Identity?

137 hours 4 mins; July 05, 2024

197. Please Explain Hawk Tuah

112 hours 41 mins; June 28, 2024

196. Dude With 3 Jets Lectures Us About Climate Change

117 hours 37 mins; June 21, 2024

195. Is Apple Intelligence Dumb?

128 hours 49 mins; June 14, 2024

194. Jensen Huang Is Signing T*tt*es

122 hours 35 mins; June 07, 2024

193. AI Wants You To Put Glue On Your Pizza

145 hours 28 mins; May 31, 2024

192. ETH Invades The White House

125 hours 6 mins; May 28, 2024

191. ChatGPT Gets Horny

120 hours 15 mins; May 17, 2024

190. Everyone Needs These 4 Hobbies

108 hours 10 mins; May 10, 2024

IL Ep. 24 | $COIN Crushes Earnings, Stock Dumps!?

79 hours 12 mins; May 04, 2024

189. Why Most Investments Are Bad, Did We Fake the Moon Landing, and the GOAT Quote

121 hours 29 mins; May 03, 2024

188. Building Wealth + Should We Move?!

118 hours 18 mins; April 26, 2024

IL Ep. 23 | Is This a Dead Cat Bounce?

83 hours 53 mins; April 26, 2024

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