Alfalfa Podcast
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Alfafla Encore: No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
136 hours 5 mins; April 02, 2026
I Almost Flipped a Table at a Sushi Restaurant | Ep. 281
96 hours 7 mins; March 27, 2026
Stop Fighting Reality: Why the Blue Pill Wins | Ep. 280
134 hours 15 mins; March 19, 2026
I'm More Addicted to This Than Nicotine | Ep. 279
92 hours 2 mins; March 12, 2026
Anthropic’s $380B Valuation, Trump’s 7-Minute Intervention & The "9-9-6" Tech Trap | Ep. 278
103 hours 3 mins; March 05, 2026
Citrini’s 2028 Warning, The Jack Hughes Mindset & Why Your FICO Score is a Scam | Ep. 277
106 hours 2 mins; February 26, 2026
The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276
98 hours 25 mins; February 19, 2026
The Permanent Underclass, Bad Bunny’s Halftime Blueprint & The Epstein Jail Video Hoax | Ep. 275
124 hours 30 mins; February 12, 2026
Moltbot Seduction, The 'Meat Bag' Theory & The Cognitive Atrophy Trap | Ep. 274
89 hours 3 mins; January 29, 2026
The End of Coding, Why "Trying Hard" Makes You A Loser & Bill Ackman’s Warning | Ep. 273
93 hours 20 mins; January 22, 2026
The 8 Billion Lie, Iran’s Revolution & The Anti-Alcohol Hoax | Ep. 272
111 hours 4 mins; January 16, 2026
Trump’s Imperial Playbook, The Misogi Protocol & The Prison of Financial Mediocrity | Ep. 271
97 hours 21 mins; January 09, 2026
The AI Manhattan Project, Rick Rubin’s Creative Blueprint & The Retirement Lie | Ep. 270
95 hours 58 mins; December 19, 2025
Naval’s "Unstoppable" Thesis, The #1 Rule for Longevity & The "No Party" Lie | Ep. 269
135 hours 20 mins; December 12, 2025
The $140k Poverty Line, Inside the F1 Garage & OpenAI’s "Code Red" | Ep. 268
122 hours 59 mins; December 05, 2025
Alfalfa Encore: ETH to 50K and the $71,000 Girlfriend Chatbot
185 hours 58 mins; November 27, 2025
NVIDIA’s Warning, Shohei Ohtani's Blueprint & The Sobriety Cult | Ep. 267
96 hours 50 mins; November 21, 2025
Makers vs. Takers, The 100-Year Mortgage & Philanthropy is a Scam | Ep. 266
94 hours 50 mins; November 14, 2025
AI's Dirty Little Secret, Elon's War on Reality & Hedging the Bubble | Ep. 265
90 hours 9 mins; November 07, 2025
Stephen Ordered a Robot, The Baseball Bat Intervention & Embracing the AI Ponzi | Ep. 264
77 hours 54 mins; October 31, 2025
AI Death Cult, Trading Meltdowns & Modern Man's Burnout | Ep. 263
102 hours 45 mins; October 24, 2025
Fire Walks, AI Sexbots & The $19B Crypto Crash | Ep. 262
115 hours 33 mins; October 16, 2025
Printing Money with Options & The Car Wash Goldmine | Ep. 261
141 hours 40 mins; October 10, 2025
Is Sora 2 The End of Art? & The Ultimate KISS ROI | Ep. 260
113 hours 56 mins; October 02, 2025
Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259
150 hours 16 mins; September 26, 2025
The Right Cancels The Left, NASA Finds Life & "Squad Car, My Love" | Ep. 258
110 hours 38 mins; September 18, 2025
Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257
135 hours 37 mins; September 11, 2025
Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256
109 hours 14 mins; September 04, 2025
Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255
120 hours 32 mins; August 29, 2025
College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254
116 hours 39 mins; August 22, 2025
WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253
115 hours 37 mins; August 14, 2025
Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
159 hours 55 mins; August 07, 2025
AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251
126 hours 36 mins; July 31, 2025
The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250
112 hours 10 mins; July 24, 2025
Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249
126 hours 33 mins; July 17, 2025
Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248
98 hours 53 mins; July 10, 2025
"Why Men Left" + AI Job Apocalypse + The Crypto Comeback | Ep. 247
133 hours 23 mins; July 03, 2025
Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246
94 hours 19 mins; June 26, 2025
No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
128 hours 21 mins; June 19, 2025
The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244
100 hours 20 mins; June 12, 2025
$SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243
110 hours 58 mins; June 06, 2025
The Michael Saylor of ETH!? + Golden Handcuffs & Lifestyle Creep | Ep. 242
108 hours 50 mins; May 29, 2025
South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241
115 hours 1 min; May 22, 2025
How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240
96 hours 51 mins; May 20, 2025
She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239
96 hours 39 mins; May 09, 2025
100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238
93 hours 44 mins; May 02, 2025
Should We Care More About Beauty? & Humanity's Greatest Weakness Vs AI | Ep. 237
127 hours 3 mins; April 25, 2025
Will America Survive the Trump Administration? | Ep. 236
114 hours 16 mins; April 18, 2025
Which Extinct Animal Would You Bring Back + Steal This Business Idea | Ep. 235
113 hours 4 mins; April 11, 2025
LIBERATION DAY DISASTER, Hypersonic Flight, & Why You Need Responsibility | Ep. 234
98 hours 43 mins; April 04, 2025
America Eats Now, Pays Later — China’s Eating the Future | Ep. 233
109 hours 8 mins; March 28, 2025
Is Bitcoin About To Run The Table? + What Is America Fighting For? | Ep. 232
113 hours 26 mins; March 21, 2025
Tesla Terrorism + Left (Winged) At The Altar | Ep. 231
106 hours 37 mins; March 13, 2025
Should I Care About Ukraine? How to Launder $80 Trillion | Ep. 230
96 hours 52 mins; March 06, 2025
229. Are We Still in a Bull Market + Agency Over Intelligence + $5M USA Gold Card
121 hours 45 mins; February 27, 2025
228. Is Jack Dorsey Satoshi & The Truth Reflexivity Bubble
141 hours 38 mins; February 20, 2025
227. Free Speech Debate & Are We Getting Soft?
142 hours 19 mins; February 13, 2025
226. Debating Trump's Trade War + Worst Advice for Your 20s
145 hours 31 mins; February 06, 2025
IL Ep. 28 | The NVDA Short Thesis & How to Long Bitcoin With Limited Downside
60 hours 52 mins; January 31, 2025
225. DEEPSEEK & The Short Case for Nvidia
98 hours 51 mins; January 30, 2025
IL Ep. 27 | How to Profit Off $TRUMP Coin & Chinese Stonks
60 hours 18 mins; January 23, 2025
224. $TRUMP Coin, Inauguration Reactions, & Is AGI Here?
136 hours 15 mins; January 23, 2025
223. Bias Check: Are We Trading Tyranny of Government for Tyranny of the Technocracy?
131 hours 4 mins; January 16, 2025
222. 2025 Predictions + Should We Buy Greenland
154 hours 58 mins; January 09, 2025
221. Life After 40, Bitcoin’s Productivity, & The Purpose of Male Friendships
143 hours 18 mins; December 19, 2024
220. Where Are We In The Cycle?
143 hours 50 mins; December 12, 2024
219. Alt Coin Supercycle?! (real) How High Can $XRP Go? Is $MSTR a Scam!?
145 hours 28 mins; December 05, 2024
218. Trump's Crypto Cabinet + AI Agent Productivity Explosion
135 hours 42 mins; November 21, 2024
217. Bitcoin Is RIPPING, How to Juice Stock Returns & Elon Heads D.O.G.E.
144 hours 3 mins; November 14, 2024
216. Decision, Division, and Derision 2024
131 hours 52 mins; November 08, 2024
215. These Stocks Will Soar Under Trump
153 hours 27 mins; October 31, 2024
214. AI Is Making Meme Coins, Dead Internet Theory, & Chimps With Nukes
179 hours 52 mins; October 24, 2024
213. Debate: COIN vs HOOD + TSLA + SpaceX
122 hours 58 mins; October 17, 2024
212. Dopamine Detox: Lame Experiment or Valuable Reset? (RERUN)
40 mins; October 10, 2024
211. The Man Holding America Hostage + End of Iran + Positive Sum Philosophy
140 hours 35 mins; October 03, 2024
210. Diddy Freak Offs, Politician Incentives, + "The Intelligence Age"
113 hours 29 mins; September 26, 2024
209. Are you BTC Pilled, Israel Blows Off D*cks, & How To Stay In Love
129 hours 24 mins; September 19, 2024
208. These Are The Top 5 Death Bed Regrets
115 hours 52 mins; September 12, 2024
207. Unlocking Founder Mode
115 hours 7 mins; September 05, 2024
206. Republican Guys Are Hotter? Etiquette 101. What is a man’s purpose in life?
153 hours 54 mins; August 29, 2024
205. Is $2-3 Million Enough?
140 hours 50 mins; August 22, 2024
204. Was This the Bottom, Guns, and Porn (RERUN)
116 hours 19 mins; August 15, 2024
203. Do You Have Free Will?
120 hours 21 mins; August 08, 2024
202. Is Solana the Next Luna?
141 hours 9 mins; August 01, 2024
201. Hypocrisy of Democracy...Should You Even Care?
136 hours 51 mins; July 25, 2024
200. Trump Startled By Loud Popping Noises
149 hours 54 mins; July 18, 2024
199. How To Create A Stock Market Bubble In 4 Simple Steps
111 hours 20 mins; July 11, 2024
198. What Is My Identity?
137 hours 4 mins; July 05, 2024
197. Please Explain Hawk Tuah
112 hours 41 mins; June 28, 2024
196. Dude With 3 Jets Lectures Us About Climate Change
117 hours 37 mins; June 21, 2024
195. Is Apple Intelligence Dumb?
128 hours 49 mins; June 14, 2024
194. Jensen Huang Is Signing T*tt*es
122 hours 35 mins; June 07, 2024
193. AI Wants You To Put Glue On Your Pizza
145 hours 28 mins; May 31, 2024
192. ETH Invades The White House
125 hours 6 mins; May 28, 2024
191. ChatGPT Gets Horny
120 hours 15 mins; May 17, 2024
190. Everyone Needs These 4 Hobbies
108 hours 10 mins; May 10, 2024
IL Ep. 24 | $COIN Crushes Earnings, Stock Dumps!?
79 hours 12 mins; May 04, 2024
189. Why Most Investments Are Bad, Did We Fake the Moon Landing, and the GOAT Quote
121 hours 29 mins; May 03, 2024
188. Building Wealth + Should We Move?!
118 hours 18 mins; April 26, 2024
IL Ep. 23 | Is This a Dead Cat Bounce?
83 hours 53 mins; April 26, 2024