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The Betchelor

The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast that dives into the latest episodes and roasts all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do—because honestly, what’s the point of watching if you’re not here for the commentary? For more, check out our weekly recaps at Betches.com or follow us on Instagram @thebetchelor.

Hometowns: Pete’s Dad Is Too Pure For This World

56 mins; July 09, 2019

Dry Heaving On A Horse In Amsterdam

59 mins; July 02, 2019

Is Hannah Dickmatized By Luke P? Ft. Brandi Cyrus

52 mins; June 25, 2019

Thirty, Flirty & Unemployed Ft. Grant Eckel

24 mins; June 19, 2019

Derek Goes To Paradise Ft. Caila Quinn

36 mins; June 18, 2019

In Memory Of John Paul Jones Ft. Jared Freid

62 hours 29 mins; June 12, 2019

Tyler C., You’re An Outfit Repeater

50 mins; June 04, 2019

Was Hannah Actually Sick Or Just Hungover? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw

45 mins; May 28, 2019

Cam Could Not Be Any Creepier

43 mins; May 21, 2019

Bachelorette Premiere: Rule #1 Don’t Have A Girlfriend

47 mins; May 14, 2019

#42 Bachelor Finale: Hannah B. Is Already Annoying Ft. Nick Viall

67 hours 0 mins; March 13, 2019

#41 Fantasy Fence And The Women Yell All Ft. Jared Freid

88 hours 0 mins; March 06, 2019

#40 Hometowns: You Can’t Microwave A Relationship ft. Ben Higgins

71 hours 1 min; February 26, 2019

#39 Where The Hell Is Chris Harrison?: An Investigation Ft. Brett Vergara

52 mins; February 19, 2019

#38 Who Else Is Pissed Colton Hasn’t Jumped The Fence Yet? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw

44 mins; February 12, 2019

#37 We Call BS On Heather’s ‘First Kiss’ Ft. Blake Horstmann

59 mins; February 05, 2019

#36 Is Demi The New Corinne? Ft. Sean and Catherine Lowe

47 mins; January 28, 2019

#35 Trust No Pageant Girl Ft. Marie Roda

41 mins; January 22, 2019

#34 Can Someone Teach Hannah How To Make A F*cking Toast?

40 mins; January 15, 2019

#33 Betchelor Nation Is Back PREMIERE (Recorded Live From Xfinity Reality Week In South Beach Miami)

50 mins; January 08, 2019

BONUS EPISODE: Everything You Need to Know Before The Premiere

38 mins; January 02, 2019

#32 BIP FINALE: Jenna Ghosted Our Podcast Because She Did Some Super Shady Sh*t

57 mins; September 12, 2018

#31 Can Somebody Tell Us What 'All In' Means?

39 mins; September 05, 2018

#30 Annalise: The Stage 5 Clinger

41 mins; August 29, 2018

#29 WTF Is Up With All The Ass Blurring?

40 mins; August 22, 2018

#28 Kevin Is Definitely A Mouth Breather

38 mins; August 15, 2018

#27 Goodbye Blake, Hello Paradise

39 mins; August 08, 2018

#26 Men Tell All: A.K.A. Talk A Lot Of Sh*t Ft. Jordan Kimball

45 mins; July 31, 2018

#25 Fantasy Suites: Where Everyone Hooks Up In The Same Bed

42 mins; July 24, 2018

#24 Blake's Mom Needs a Haircut

35 mins; July 17, 2018

#23 Becca Has No Good Options

33 mins; July 10, 2018

#22 Is Lincoln The Dorit of Bachelor Nation? Ft. Alexis Waters

30 mins; July 03, 2018

#21 Jordan is a Real Life Derek Zoolander

30 mins; June 26, 2018

#20 There Was Nothing Better Than Watching Jean Blanc Spiral

38 mins; June 19, 2018

#19 We Wish We Had Seen Chicken Fall Off The Bunk Bed

33 mins; June 12, 2018

#18 Behind the Scenes Tell All Feat. Corinne Olympios

28 mins; June 05, 2018

#17 Is There a Giant Group Chat When The Bachelor Ends? Feat. Andi Dorfman

30 mins; May 29, 2018

#16 After the Final Rose with Bekah M, Kendall, and Amy Kaufman

50 mins; March 08, 2018

#15 Arie Deserves Borin' Lauren

33 mins; March 06, 2018

#14 Is It Still a Fantasy Suite if Arie's In It?

44 mins; February 27, 2018

#13 We Are Living in a Bachelor Totalitarian State

29 mins; February 20, 2018

#12 Arie Likes Girls That Aren’t Into Him With Taylor Nolan

49 mins; February 13, 2018

#11 Why Does Arie Hate Smart Women?

34 mins; February 06, 2018

#10 How Awkward is Arie's Entire Body!?

37 mins; January 30, 2018

#9 Krystal Speaks in Inspirational Instagram Captions

34 mins; January 23, 2018

#8 Arie Just Eliminated Everyone Over 30

33 mins; January 16, 2018

#7 Krystal’s Voice is a Combo of a Porn Star and a Fairy Princess

32 mins; January 09, 2018

#6 Everyone on this Season is an Instagram Model In Training

30 mins; January 02, 2018

#5 Someone Get Dean A Therapist ASAP

33 mins; September 12, 2017

#4 And The Next Bachelor Is..

27 mins; September 06, 2017

#3 The Three Eyed Raven

32 mins; August 30, 2017

#2 Everybody Loves Raven

28 mins; August 23, 2017

#1 The Best Bachelor In Paradise Podcast You’ll Ever Listen To

33 mins; August 16, 2017

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