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Bobby and Jim have been doing this for seven years and they're only getting worse. Gay life, American dysfunction, travel chaos, unhinged takes on the news, and conversations that start at foreskin philosophy and end at the collapse of civilization. May cause uncontrolled laughter, sarcasm, and existential dread. You've been warned.

I Just Realized That I'm Not Even Really Taking the Medication the Way I Should Be

68 hours 11 mins; April 03, 2026

The Gooner Algorithm: Squeezing the Sac and Thick Bands

54 mins; March 06, 2026

You got so much attention when you were fatter... Now we walk in and we're just old

60 hours 19 mins; February 04, 2026

You Cannot Send a Silicone Torso Sex Toy to Your Mother’s House.

51 mins; January 22, 2026

If you’re a boy who wants to play the 'get married' game [as a child], you’re gay. Bottom. You want to be the bride.

53 mins; January 08, 2026

You are fisting a cow to get it pregnant. Is that what God wants?

59 mins; November 21, 2025

Face Jobs and Foreskin Philosophy

55 mins; November 11, 2025

She Had A Condom In Her Vagina For A Week

50 mins; October 26, 2025

It’s our first rapture party. Beam me up, Lorde

44 mins; October 05, 2025

How gay is professional wrestling? It’s a soap opera for men.

29 mins; September 18, 2025

Imagine wanting a straight best friend who lets you see his wiener but also is really nice

46 mins; August 31, 2025

Say hi Jimmy boy

48 mins; August 02, 2025

This guy was throat-goating like he was trying to swallow the truth.

60 hours 47 mins; July 19, 2025

Once a Piece of Food Goes In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Go Back on the Plate

37 mins; June 28, 2025

I hope he chokes on an ice cream cone

59 mins; May 30, 2025

Your Girl With IBS is Getting Finger Banged in First Class

65 hours 34 mins; May 14, 2025

Hot Dogs On White Bread Sound Like Something Katy Perry Would Eat

59 mins; April 24, 2025

I’m not good at spitting, but I’m great at throwing up.

54 mins; April 04, 2025

Can I take this medicine orally or anally? You decide

60 hours 4 mins; March 27, 2025

I got milked by my own shit!

59 mins; March 13, 2025

Putin Must Have The Piss Tapes....

68 hours 7 mins; March 06, 2025

He grabbed my dick to help me pee, and I’m supposed to thank him?

66 hours 26 mins; February 18, 2025

I was transphobic… against trans fats

67 hours 11 mins; February 05, 2025

I had nipple discharge once. I didn’t know that could happen.

57 mins; January 30, 2025

Why do they think I’m a squirter? These Instagram ads are violating my dignity.

66 hours 25 mins; January 23, 2025

I once argued with Jesus about brainwashing while he was folding origami swans out of Butterfinger BB wrappers

56 mins; January 16, 2025

Twist ties on trash bags are proof the world isn’t ready for solutions—why fix it when we can frustrate everyone instead?

64 hours 1 min; January 09, 2025

Trump’s Space Force captured alien drones loaded with Galaxy Gas while Spirit Airlines passengers at Pig Week raved to Luigi Mangione’s EDM set in fisting slings.

76 hours 59 mins; December 12, 2024

Why are priests so hot and so obviously gay? It's a problem

62 hours 40 mins; December 05, 2024

Imagine being Lindsey Graham, F*cking Mike Huckabee in a hunting tent while pretending you’re not gay—dream big, girl!

66 hours 8 mins; November 21, 2024

Tariffs are just economic cock-blocks for dumb straight bros

67 hours 3 mins; November 14, 2024

Founding Daddies: Spilling the Tea on Today's Government

24 mins; November 07, 2024

We're Not Anti-Vagina, We Just Don't Prefer It

65 hours 6 mins; October 31, 2024

I thought I was going to come out of the closet while getting my wisdom teeth out!

56 mins; October 17, 2024

Bobby AI Takes over this week - Find out why!!!

19 mins; October 10, 2024

Mission trips are out. No one needs your savior complex in 2024 **UNEDITED**

65 hours 53 mins; October 04, 2024

Charli XCX’s concert left me thirstier than a bottom at Pride

65 hours 4 mins; September 26, 2024

We weren’t just blacked out; we were spiritually somewhere else for eight days.

52 mins; September 18, 2024

What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing?

38 mins; August 29, 2024

This Is a No-Edit Episode, So Watch Your Fu*king Mouth.

55 mins; August 22, 2024

Its Giving Big Dad Energy

60 hours 50 mins; August 15, 2024

If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Communion And More Divine Hookups

55 mins; August 01, 2024

Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No Apologies

58 mins; July 25, 2024

Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus

67 hours 14 mins; July 18, 2024

Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twerk On Counters

37 mins; July 11, 2024

Something's Poking Them in Between Their Shoulder Blades....It's Your Dick

79 hours 39 mins; July 04, 2024

The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls

44 mins; June 26, 2024

Who Needs Deodorant at a Musk Party When You Have Sulfuric Burps and Dry Mouth Nightmares?

45 mins; June 13, 2024

Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

68 hours 5 mins; June 06, 2024

Seduction Games, Wiener Hunting, and Alleyway Secrets

53 mins; May 30, 2024

She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian

74 hours 55 mins; May 23, 2024

My Parrot Bit Me While I Stuffed a Ziploc Bag Filled With Vaseline in the Mattress

55 mins; May 16, 2024

Todd Likes The Inverted Dick. So There's Somebody For Everybody

44 mins; May 09, 2024

This Is Why I Go to Gay Campgrounds That Are Nude: Because Then You Don't Have to Dress Up

63 hours 21 mins; May 02, 2024

You Can't Put Your Own C*ck On A Pedestal

56 mins; April 25, 2024

I Don't Care If You Identify As A Goddamn Hobbit With Size D T*ts And A D*ck

53 mins; April 18, 2024

Earthquakes Won't Stop Banjee Bitches from Smoking Candy Cigarettes on the Front Porch or Having A Sexual Revolution

68 hours 56 mins; April 11, 2024

Big Pharma's Coin Grab, Plane Lady Cocktails, & Life's Bizarre Plot Twists

66 hours 16 mins; April 04, 2024

Bulge Bands and Wh*re Cutoffs: Dressing for the Attention You Want

59 mins; March 28, 2024

Grab Life by the Bulge: Unzipping the Secrets of Flaccid Confidence, Digital Flirting, and the Twists of Modern Gay Banter

59 mins; March 21, 2024

Dry D*ck's in Gilead: Navigating Midlife Crises with Kate Middleton's Photoshop Skills and Amanda Bynes' Fashion Sense.

67 hours 20 mins; March 14, 2024

I'm Going To Be So Hot That Nobody's Going To Be Able To Say No To Me At Any Moment

51 mins; March 07, 2024

I Just Try to Be Nice To People Because I Don't Want Them To Shoot Me

64 hours 7 mins; February 22, 2024

Your Daddy's Home: Time to Play

65 hours 45 mins; February 15, 2024

We're Both Ready, We're Both F*ckable

50 mins; February 08, 2024

Atlantis Cruise and GHB – The Ultimate Vanishing Act

60 hours 14 mins; February 01, 2024

The Big Easy or The Big Disaster? Hand Grenades, Rugby Duffs, and the Gay Stare

63 hours 2 mins; January 25, 2024

We Used to Dread the Word 'THICK.' Now, It's Our Personal Brand and We're Fully Trademarked

52 mins; January 11, 2024

If We Were Straight, We Would Probably Be Homophobic

75 hours 49 mins; January 03, 2024

I love Christmas because you could be a fairy and get away with it

75 hours 9 mins; December 27, 2023

Why pay for the milk when you can have the cow for free?

75 hours 58 mins; December 21, 2023

Gay Face Is So Real

56 mins; December 14, 2023

I'm a Sun-Kissed Peeling Semaglutide W**re; Call Me Mother Teresa of the Gays

68 hours 57 mins; December 07, 2023

If the Boys Aren't Poppin', I'm Poppin' Out of Here for Some Ice Cream

59 mins; November 28, 2023

I have a priest cousin. Every time I see him, I realize he's gay

65 hours 56 mins; November 22, 2023

I call it 'Sunday hung day' – no underwear and just chill

59 mins; November 15, 2023

Chastity Cages: Lockdowns Aren't Just for Pandemics

73 hours 10 mins; November 08, 2023

Lights, Camera, Reflection! A Deep Dive into Celebrity Journeys and the Controversial World of Medical Marketing | Not Well | Gay Comedy Podcast

48 mins; November 01, 2023

If You Seek Amy, Find Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for the Tea

60 hours 55 mins; October 25, 2023

No....I Don't Want You Licking My Peanut Butter Hole

57 mins; October 18, 2023

I Don't Hate People, I Just Don't Like Them

42 mins; October 11, 2023

I'm almost convinced that I would believe in aliens more than I believe in Jesus.

75 hours 45 mins; October 04, 2023

Cringe Stories with Bobby (Jim Will Be Horrified)

48 mins; September 27, 2023

A Handy A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

61 hours 6 mins; September 20, 2023

Fill Me Up Daddy

71 hours 37 mins; September 12, 2023

She's Educated But Ghetto As F*ck

58 mins; August 30, 2023

Heavenly Hookup: A Priestly Affair to Remember

70 hours 38 mins; August 23, 2023

Update

35 secs; August 17, 2023

Mummy Dearest: The United States Government Is Closer to Mummification than Their Next Deep Breath

54 mins; August 03, 2023

Don't Trust A Snail Trail In The Woods At a Gay Resort

67 hours 1 min; July 27, 2023

I want you to go unhhhhhhhh

65 hours 41 mins; July 18, 2023

Glory Holes Prove That Connections Come in Unexpected Places

53 mins; July 13, 2023

I Ate the Body of Christ in a Van Down By The River

50 mins; July 06, 2023

Sucker For Punishment

60 hours 39 mins; June 29, 2023

Gay Title Goes Here

66 hours 36 mins; June 22, 2023

Lovers Whose Genitals Were Like Those of Donkeys and Whose Emission Was Like That of Horses

63 hours 42 mins; June 15, 2023

The King & Queen of Cringe

62 hours 55 mins; June 08, 2023

She's Still Not Doing So Well

61 hours 40 mins; June 01, 2023

Hot, Bothered, and High: Work Stress, Budweiser Gripes, and the Allure of the Oblivious Nerd

60 hours 46 mins; May 25, 2023

Between a Coffin and a Crusty Place: Exploring Queer Identity in a World of Dry Italian Bread

62 hours 42 mins; May 17, 2023

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