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The Before Hours Podcast

Good Morning, folks! Welcome to The Before Hours Podcast, an internet radio phenomenon, hosted by an occasional morning person. I ask the most interesting people I know, about their sleep, their routine, life, love, stress, and setbacks, and whatever else comes to mind.

Honey, I'm showing my feet for a dollar a month.

60 hours 20 mins; March 21, 2026

there's not a lot of bisexual feet enthusiasts

60 hours 32 mins; March 13, 2026

Might go sub5 depending on the trade offs

58 mins; March 06, 2026

It's now or NEVER and tonight it's all or NOTHING

58 mins; February 27, 2026

Carlos Mencia did a Nanette an NO ONE is talking about it

55 mins; February 13, 2026

These times are so hard. And it's getting even harder

56 mins; February 06, 2026

I want a fatwa against me

60 hours 45 mins; January 23, 2026

Too Sad for Self-Love

55 mins; January 16, 2026

Mark took off his sweater - It's Boxing Day!

59 mins; December 26, 2025

Mark wore a nice Christmas sweater cause it was the right thing to do

59 mins; December 19, 2025

Scripture tells us that quitting isn't easy.

59 mins; December 12, 2025

Every time I talk to someone from Ireland, they bring up that I look Irish

55 mins; December 05, 2025

I want them to have suffered a little bit

58 mins; November 28, 2025

You were a fat alcoholic and now you're barefoot on this podcast.

60 hours 23 mins; November 21, 2025

Everybody knows white men can't jihad

61 hours 32 mins; November 14, 2025

From one pair of lips to the other

62 hours 7 mins; November 07, 2025

I've been wearing looser jeans because a Gen Z girl made fun of me

62 hours 44 mins; October 31, 2025

Racists make the best pizza

60 hours 22 mins; October 24, 2025

When you go on a first date with your dad, you want everything to be normal.

51 mins; October 17, 2025

How does a BUS run over a bald EAGLE!?

59 mins; October 12, 2025

We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird."

52 mins; October 05, 2025

Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's dead

60 hours 8 mins; September 29, 2025

I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.

62 hours 0 mins; September 21, 2025

You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.

59 mins; September 14, 2025

To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.

61 hours 16 mins; September 06, 2025

Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.

57 mins; August 31, 2025

The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly

62 hours 30 mins; August 25, 2025

If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.

64 hours 30 mins; August 17, 2025

There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.

56 mins; July 20, 2025

"Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."

60 hours 42 mins; July 13, 2025

No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him.

42 mins; July 06, 2025

"I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about."

60 hours 59 mins; June 29, 2025

"I Don't Care for Your Whimsy"

60 hours 38 mins; June 15, 2025

Episode 1 of the Morning Cereal Hour with Bobby Sheehan and Ilya Laksin

59 mins; May 25, 2025

Reacting to Eminem's "Who Knew".

16 mins; May 14, 2025

Convince your ginger son to lift weights

60 hours 34 mins; May 10, 2025

I don't care for Hamas, Putin, or Buchanan (in no particular order)

17 mins; May 08, 2025

I love walking

11 mins; May 03, 2025

Reacting to Eminem songs (part 1 of ???)

14 mins; May 01, 2025

Weird Doctor Visit

8 mins; April 13, 2025

3 Tips for Doctor Visits

6 mins; April 10, 2025

How to Defend Yourself

19 mins; April 06, 2025

3 Things That Make a Great LEADER (Trump Lacks All but ONE)

14 mins; April 01, 2025

How to Deal with Annoying People

11 mins; March 29, 2025

Why I'm an Atheist

26 mins; March 26, 2025

The Most Misunderstood President

20 mins; March 21, 2025

I try to sleep well

11 mins; March 20, 2025

How to Survive the Next Lockdown

14 mins; March 18, 2025

Who Started the American Civil War

27 mins; March 16, 2025

Andrew Steiner processes our breakup

56 mins; March 11, 2025

My dad was MUGGED at funpoint

46 mins; March 02, 2025

I got my BLACK BELT at 9 (I could probably beat up 9-year-olds)

50 mins; February 23, 2025

Zach Vandegrift

52 mins; February 17, 2025

Zach Vandegrift

61 hours 8 mins; February 16, 2025

Jake Vevera took DOG PILLS and went to Afghanistan

63 hours 7 mins; February 09, 2025

Jill Weiner talks me OUT of plastic surgery (I can't be Matt Rife)

62 hours 30 mins; February 02, 2025

Brennan Tasseff

60 hours 24 mins; January 26, 2025

Jacob Williams

58 mins; January 19, 2025

Noah Snyder

62 hours 17 mins; January 12, 2025

Bo Ballew

60 hours 35 mins; December 27, 2024

Ilya Laksin

61 hours 20 mins; December 15, 2024

Nick Bailey

61 hours 21 mins; December 08, 2024

Bryan Vogt-Nilsen

62 hours 37 mins; December 01, 2024

Gabby Jordan Brown

61 hours 30 mins; November 24, 2024

Brandon Puff

61 hours 50 mins; November 17, 2024

Brooks Tawil

60 hours 13 mins; November 10, 2024

Jesse Montanez

59 mins; November 03, 2024

David Dobbins

60 hours 52 mins; October 27, 2024

Rob Van Sant Returns!

61 hours 43 mins; October 20, 2024

Ben Miller

61 hours 29 mins; October 13, 2024

Keren Margolis and Amanda Gail

61 hours 29 mins; October 06, 2024

Ben Kirschenbaum

61 hours 6 mins; September 29, 2024

J Turner

60 hours 30 mins; September 22, 2024

Helen Wildy

61 hours 35 mins; September 15, 2024

Gene Meyer

52 mins; September 08, 2024

Chase DuRousseau

52 mins; September 01, 2024

Devin Lake

59 mins; August 25, 2024

Derick Gonzalez

59 mins; August 18, 2024

Antonio Barbosa

60 hours 49 mins; August 11, 2024

Igor Martinez

61 hours 34 mins; August 04, 2024

Jamie Wolf

61 hours 19 mins; July 28, 2024

Danny Polishchuk

62 hours 14 mins; July 21, 2024

Christopher Reiter

61 hours 32 mins; July 14, 2024

Jeff Scheen

50 mins; July 07, 2024

Keith Chase

61 hours 16 mins; June 30, 2024

Ryan Erwin Returns!

54 mins; June 23, 2024

Sarah Adelman

60 hours 18 mins; June 16, 2024

Paddy Defino

47 mins; June 09, 2024

Garri Madera

61 hours 26 mins; June 02, 2024

Ben Miller Returns Again!

60 hours 46 mins; May 26, 2024

Nick Tilleli

60 hours 11 mins; May 19, 2024

Patrick Holbert

60 hours 56 mins; May 12, 2024

Michael Good

60 hours 42 mins; May 05, 2024

Rob Van Sant

70 hours 16 mins; April 28, 2024

Sean Barry

62 hours 25 mins; April 21, 2024

Chris Cheney

60 hours 24 mins; April 14, 2024

Osheé Baugus

46 mins; April 07, 2024

Danit Sibs

59 mins; March 31, 2024

Cesh Reyes

60 hours 9 mins; March 24, 2024

Natan Badalov

63 hours 26 mins; March 17, 2024

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