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Myths Your Teacher Hated Podcast

This is the Myths Your Teach Hated, a weekly podcast where I tell the stories of cultures around the world in all of their original, bloody, uncensored glory. Modern tellings of these stories have become dry and dusty, but I'll be trying to breathe new life into them. These stories are NSFW.

The Flying Canoe

33 mins; April 04, 2026

White as Snow, Red as Blood

41 mins; March 21, 2026

The Vagina Dialogues

30 mins; March 07, 2026

The Once and Future King

40 mins; February 22, 2026

Episode 174 - Jeremiah was a Bullfrog

36 mins; February 07, 2026

Holding Out for a Hero

33 mins; January 24, 2026

A Brief History of Time

26 mins; January 10, 2026

Days with Moon and Toad

30 mins; December 28, 2025

Frosty the Snowman

26 mins; December 13, 2025

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

38 mins; November 29, 2025

The Enchanted Princess

31 mins; November 15, 2025

Sleeping Handsome

33 mins; November 01, 2025

Episode 167 - Fear Itself

45 mins; October 22, 2025

Wrongful Death

20 mins; October 04, 2025

Beauty Like the Sun

31 mins; September 20, 2025

Island of Horrors III

32 mins; September 05, 2025

Twilight Princess

37 mins; August 23, 2025

The Thunder Rolls

29 mins; August 08, 2025

Wayfaring Stranger

33 mins; July 27, 2025

The Sword in the Stone

37 mins; July 12, 2025

That Darn Cat

33 mins; June 28, 2025

What Does the Fox Say?

32 mins; June 15, 2025

The Devil's Footprint

30 mins; May 31, 2025

Seven Wishes

44 mins; May 18, 2025

Cloudy with a Chance of Rice Cakes

20 mins; May 03, 2025

Episode 154 - Love and War

33 mins; April 18, 2025

In Cold Blood

46 mins; April 05, 2025

Big Bird

25 mins; March 23, 2025

Episode 151F - Dance Macabre

26 mins; March 08, 2025

Power Play

21 mins; February 22, 2025

Victory or Death

27 mins; February 09, 2025

Slash and Burn

29 mins; January 25, 2025

Episode 151B - The Wonder Twins

32 mins; January 11, 2025

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

27 mins; December 28, 2024

That's So Raven

31 mins; December 14, 2024

A Bug's Life

19 mins; November 29, 2024

Episode 148 - The Giant Brothers

28 mins; November 16, 2024

Fire and Pancakes

30 mins; November 02, 2024

Cabin in the Woods

34 mins; October 19, 2024

Gruff

23 mins; October 06, 2024

A Meal to Die For

25 mins; September 21, 2024

Sinbad's First Voyage

33 mins; September 08, 2024

The Haunted Castle

44 mins; August 23, 2024

Assistant to the Regional Tiger

27 mins; August 10, 2024

Mr. Rat

32 mins; July 27, 2024

Long Live the King

29 mins; July 13, 2024

Battle of the Volcanoes

24 mins; June 29, 2024

Episode 137 - The Invulnerable Giant

42 mins; June 14, 2024

Sister Sister

24 mins; June 01, 2024

Seeking Brother Husband

21 mins; May 18, 2024

Into the Woods

40 mins; May 04, 2024

How to Make Friends and Influence Monarchs

34 mins; April 21, 2024

Fearless

30 mins; April 07, 2024

Episode 131B - Theseus and the Minotaur

51 mins; March 24, 2024

Episode 131A - Oracles and Omens

31 mins; March 09, 2024

Episode 130 - King of the Ghosts

22 mins; February 23, 2024

An Otter's Ransom

38 mins; February 11, 2024

King Shark

26 mins; January 28, 2024

Episode 127 - I'm Not Lion

28 mins; January 14, 2024

A Whole New World

28 mins; December 31, 2023

Christmas in the Eternal City

25 mins; December 17, 2023

Island of Dr Moreau

22 mins; December 03, 2023

Blow Thou Winter Wind

23 mins; November 18, 2023

To Catch a Thief

31 mins; November 03, 2023

Til Death

24 mins; October 21, 2023

Son of a Peach

27 mins; October 08, 2023

Love, Marriage, and Dragons

37 mins; September 24, 2023

Episode 118 Strange Magic

21 mins; September 09, 2023

Fee Fi Fo Fum

26 mins; August 27, 2023

The Prince is a Pauper

23 mins; August 12, 2023

Slayer

31 mins; July 15, 2023

Dreams and Omens

28 mins; July 02, 2023

The Music Man

21 mins; June 17, 2023

Episode 114 - Donkey Kong

28 mins; June 03, 2023

The Estonian Giant

24 mins; May 21, 2023

The Goblin King

19 mins; May 06, 2023

Hiatus Announcement

36 secs; March 15, 2023

In the Hall of the Mountain King

28 mins; March 05, 2023

East o' the Sun, West o' the Moon

43 mins; February 18, 2023

Love's Labor's Lost

25 mins; February 05, 2023

As Above, So Below

32 mins; January 21, 2023

Fire and Ice

19 mins; January 07, 2023

O Christmas Tree

19 mins; December 22, 2022

Cat Burglar

23 mins; December 11, 2022

The Hills Have Eyes

18 mins; November 26, 2022

Episode 104 - Charlotte's Web

21 mins; November 12, 2022

Episode 103 - Sympathy for the Devil

45 mins; October 30, 2022

Episode 102 - What Big Teeth You Have

28 mins; October 16, 2022

Islands in the Stream

23 mins; September 30, 2022

Dragon Tales

20 mins; September 17, 2022

Episode 99 - Warts and All

31 mins; September 01, 2022

Young Merlin

42 mins; August 20, 2022

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

31 mins; August 05, 2022

Were Tiger? There Tiger!

18 mins; July 23, 2022

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

31 mins; July 09, 2022

The Gambler

25 mins; June 24, 2022

Magic the Hedgehog

24 mins; June 12, 2022

Adventure Time

31 mins; May 29, 2022

Roadrunner and Coyote

16 mins; May 15, 2022

Cloak and Dagger

30 mins; April 30, 2022

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