It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
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The Clearest UFO Photo of 2026 Costs $12 at Party City
39 mins; March 26, 2026
Magnets: How Do They (Not) Work?
75 hours 40 mins; March 02, 2026
Coral Castle: Women Always Be Wanting You To Make Megaliths
107 hours 26 mins; February 23, 2026
Scott Is Tired So His Pregnant Wife Is The Host Now
87 hours 24 mins; February 16, 2026
Sacsayhuamán: The One Where We Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic
104 hours 7 mins; February 09, 2026
Göbekli Tepe Part 2: Oops, All Tristan Makes You Sad
88 hours 48 mins; February 02, 2026
Göbekli Tepe Part 1: Using Excessive Amounts of Lube To Move Big Rocks
96 hours 59 mins; January 26, 2026
3I/ATLAS: Stop Trying To Make 'Oumuamua 2 Happen
76 hours 26 mins; January 19, 2026
The Most Important Rock In History Is Stuck In A Locker On Mars
54 mins; January 12, 2026
Tristan Has Watched K-Pop Demon Hunters 6,000 Times
81 hours 53 mins; January 05, 2026
Henry Said My Therapist Wants to F*** Me
96 hours 2 mins; November 10, 2025
A Fast Pass To Heaven (Terms and Conditions Apply)
93 hours 6 mins; November 03, 2025
I'm Gonna Beat Jesus
74 hours 45 mins; October 27, 2025
Elf on the Shelf Is A Cop
98 hours 46 mins; October 20, 2025
The Gospel According to the House Hippo
82 hours 19 mins; October 13, 2025
Dramatic_Fart.mp3
101 hours 12 mins; October 06, 2025
Corrections: We Are The Liberal Joe Rogan Now
62 hours 1 min; September 29, 2025
The One Where We Finally Talk About Garrus
67 hours 10 mins; January 13, 2025
Montauk: The Conspiracy Theory That Inspired Better Fiction
82 hours 7 mins; January 06, 2025
The Great New Jersey Drone Panic of 2024
87 hours 31 mins; December 30, 2024
Ancient Aliens Can't Melt Stone Beams
48 mins; December 23, 2024
The Ancient Greek Scientist Who Didn't Build a Death Ray
65 hours 56 mins; December 16, 2024
Ancient Aliens Really Need To Stop Making Things Up About Alexander (the Great) ft. Dael Kingsmill
80 hours 2 mins; December 09, 2024
Thunder Gods Don't Need Plasma Rifles
42 mins; December 02, 2024
Chariots of Liar: The Truth About Ancient 'Spaceships'
65 hours 47 mins; November 25, 2024
Beer, Pizza, and Big Rocks: How Ancient Buildings Were Actually Made
71 hours 14 mins; November 18, 2024
Jericho: Aliens Love Their Bass Drops ft. Tom Nicholas
72 hours 57 mins; November 11, 2024
Why Ancient People Could Actually Art
61 hours 14 mins; November 04, 2024
We Goofed: The Sandwich That Didn't Start World War I
71 hours 21 mins; October 28, 2024
Is The City Of Teotihuacán A Literal Computer?
61 hours 38 mins; August 28, 2024
Die Glocke: The Nazi Time Machine
61 hours 10 mins; April 18, 2024
No, The Swastika Isn't An Alien Symbol
62 hours 3 mins; April 10, 2024
Did Nazis Ever Actually Find Mystical Treasure?
64 hours 1 min; April 02, 2024
The Slow And Secret Rise Of Esoteric Nazis Since WWII
52 mins; March 12, 2024
Aryan Aliens: Yep, It's Gross!
48 mins; March 05, 2024
Wernher von Braun's Little Rocket Brain
57 mins; February 27, 2024
The Nazi Rocket Program Was Also Definitely Alien Technology
57 mins; February 22, 2024
Did Aliens Help Nazis Build Nukes?
72 hours 53 mins; February 14, 2024
Viktor Schauberger And Nazi Germany's "Anti-Gravity" Device
70 hours 32 mins; February 06, 2024
The Aliens Were Here, They’re in Ecuador, and They Built a Library
58 mins; January 29, 2024
Ants Are Aliens Now I Guess
60 hours 28 mins; January 23, 2024
Stonehenge: Why We're Finally Talking About It Now
74 hours 9 mins; January 18, 2024
A Brief History Of UFO Conspiracies (And How To Fix Them)
54 mins; January 09, 2024
New Year, Old Mistakes
57 mins; January 02, 2024
It's Probably Not Aliens Holiday Special: Protocol Atlantis
90 hours 48 mins; December 21, 2023
The GALACTIC GAZETTE: Mike Johnson Doesn't Understand the Roman Empire
61 hours 58 mins; December 20, 2023
Derinkuyu: A Rad Underground City That Has Nothing To Do With Aliens
62 hours 49 mins; December 12, 2023
Dulce: It's Area 51... But Underground!
51 mins; December 05, 2023
We Saw Ancient Aliens Live And It Make Us Sad
51 mins; November 27, 2023
The Hilarious Feud Between David Childress And A Blogger
47 mins; November 21, 2023
Our Best Episodes, And Where To Start Listening
56 mins; November 14, 2023
The Truth is Out There (And Sometimes We Miss It)
56 mins; November 06, 2023
Cryptozoology: Why We Want to Believe in Monsters
54 mins; October 30, 2023
Still Not Abducted: 2 Years of Keeping It Real With You
63 hours 59 mins; October 23, 2023
Kumari Kandam: How Tamil Mythology Got Alien-ated (feat. Rod Kim)
69 hours 18 mins; October 16, 2023
Utsuro-Bune: A Japanese Floating Saucer Incident (feat. Trey the Explainer)
63 hours 33 mins; October 09, 2023
Atlantis: Plato's Fanfic or Lost Empire? (feat. Mia Mulder)
74 hours 40 mins; October 05, 2023
The Mexican Mummy Is Neither A Mummy Nor Mexican
58 mins; September 27, 2023
No, Goliath Wasn't An Alien-Human Hybrid. Please Stop It.
64 hours 14 mins; September 12, 2023
Did We Find India's Atlantis or Is It Just Wet Nonsense?
43 mins; September 06, 2023
Is There a Secret 9th (or 10th?) Planet Full of Aliens?
64 hours 35 mins; August 25, 2023
Did Congress Just Admit They Have a UFO?
36 mins; August 15, 2023
D&D SPECIAL: Sleighs Of The Saints
85 hours 23 mins; July 31, 2023
Okay Fine. We Read Chariots Of The Gods. It Was Awful.
44 mins; July 19, 2023
Oh Dang We Screwed Up Again!
41 mins; July 11, 2023
Were Humans Made By Aliens, Or Were We Just Sexy Apes?
76 hours 33 mins; July 06, 2023
The History Of Crystal Skulls: Is Indiana Jones The Bad Guy?
65 hours 0 mins; June 27, 2023
I Guess Hercules Is An Alien Now
76 hours 18 mins; June 20, 2023
Ariel School UFO incident, Explained
46 mins; June 13, 2023
They Found Giant Skeletons. Are They Hybrid Aliens?
57 mins; June 08, 2023
The Carnac Stones: Aliens Can't Resist A Big Rock
50 mins; May 23, 2023
Everything Science Fiction Gets Wrong About Wormholes
71 hours 49 mins; May 16, 2023
How Close Are We To Teleportation?
66 hours 22 mins; May 09, 2023
Aliens Are Earth-Benders Now
50 mins; April 25, 2023
Marcahuasi Is Just A Big Rock
49 mins; April 18, 2023
That Time Ancient Aliens Thought Some Unfinished Art Was A Stargate
33 mins; April 11, 2023
The Zone Of Silence Is Totally Not Just A Normal Desert
38 mins; April 04, 2023
Are We CIA Plants?
54 mins; March 31, 2023
Graham Hancock’s Bad Ideas Keep Getting Worse
49 mins; March 21, 2023
The Biggest Grifter On The History Channel Is Now On Netflix Too
56 mins; March 14, 2023
Who Can You Trust?
45 mins; March 07, 2023
The Phoenix Lights: Debunking History’s Most Convincing UFO Sighting
48 mins; February 28, 2023
The U.S. Keeps Shooting Down UFOs. Are They Aliens?
57 mins; February 21, 2023
The Disturbing History Of Alien Probing
51 mins; February 14, 2023
The Truth Behind The Most Famous Alien Abduction Story
49 mins; February 07, 2023
Foo Fighters: The Aliens, Not The Band
49 mins; February 03, 2023
The Mystery Behind The Battle Of Los Angeles
48 mins; January 31, 2023
Everything We've Gotten Wrong (So Far)
46 mins; January 17, 2023
It’s Been 10 Years Since The World Was Supposed To End. What Happened?
60 hours 0 mins; December 20, 2022
War Of The Worlds: The National Panic That Was Made Up On Purpose
55 mins; December 13, 2022
Chaco Canyon’s Mind-Blowing Architecture Is Not A Mario Kart Course
46 mins; December 06, 2022
New Internet Conspiracy Just Dropped! It’s MUCH Worse Than Flat Earth…
52 mins; November 29, 2022
G-G-G-Ghost Ships!
50 mins; November 23, 2022
Sodom & Gomorrah: “God” Is Really An Alien With Nukes
56 mins; November 15, 2022
UFOs Got A Rebrand In 2020 And Nobody Noticed
56 mins; November 08, 2022
The Grim Reaper Is Secretly An Alien Because Of Course (feat. Thought Slime)
70 hours 48 mins; November 01, 2022
The Weird Way Jack-o’-Lanterns Are Connected To Aliens
62 hours 38 mins; October 27, 2022
The Bermuda Triangle: What Actually Happened?
66 hours 43 mins; October 18, 2022
Did Martians Help Fight The Spanish? (feat. Robert MacDougall, PhD)
59 mins; October 04, 2022
Is There A Secret Pyramid Hidden Inside A Mountain?
54 mins; September 28, 2022