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The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void. It's a comedy podcast!

ep 260 An Announcement

7 mins; August 16, 2023

Ep 259: Thank You for Yawning

59 mins; August 01, 2023

Ep 258: Their 12th Favorite Film

63 hours 44 mins; July 25, 2023

Ep 257: The Cheez Whiz Was Expired

65 hours 52 mins; July 19, 2023

Ep 256: We Have King’s Hawaiian Money

65 hours 36 mins; July 12, 2023

Ep 255: Carol Time.

59 mins; July 04, 2023

Ep 254: Milk Theft! Milk Theft!

60 hours 14 mins; June 28, 2023

Ep 253: Small Quantities of Asbestos

65 hours 22 mins; June 21, 2023

Ep 252: A Revolving Door for Women

66 hours 10 mins; June 13, 2023

Ep 251: A Bed/Cracker Situation

64 hours 6 mins; June 07, 2023

Ep 250: St. Peter Says, Yikes

62 hours 5 mins; May 31, 2023

Ep 249: Corona Times Fun Grabber

61 hours 24 mins; May 24, 2023

Ep 248: Dr. Dre’s Hoptimonium

65 hours 17 mins; May 17, 2023

Ep 247: It’s Not Fun to Read

60 hours 33 mins; May 10, 2023

Ep 246: Most Controversial Squeezer

63 hours 13 mins; May 02, 2023

Ep 245: Y-U-C-C-H-Y

63 hours 11 mins; April 26, 2023

Ep 244: Dark Yelp Live!

65 hours 18 mins; April 19, 2023

Ep 243: Foo Foo Woman Food

61 hours 9 mins; April 11, 2023

Ep 242: What’s Rapini?

62 hours 46 mins; April 05, 2023

Ep 241: Women Like Boneless Wings

59 mins; March 29, 2023

Ep 240: Same as the Old Meat

65 hours 31 mins; March 22, 2023

Ep 239: Slightly Tilting

60 hours 4 mins; March 15, 2023

Ep 238: I Will Not Be Polite

64 hours 35 mins; March 08, 2023

Ep 237: A Yelper Darkly

60 hours 39 mins; March 01, 2023

Ep 236: New Hampshire’s Greatest Threat

64 hours 25 mins; February 22, 2023

Ep 235: Gumby Jesus and Prickle John

70 hours 49 mins; February 15, 2023

Ep 234: From Eating to Greeting

65 hours 38 mins; February 08, 2023

Ep 233: David O’Doherty

63 hours 26 mins; January 31, 2023

Ep 232: The Cincinnati Soda Wangers

65 hours 28 mins; January 25, 2023

Ep 231: Three Taps for Crosswords

63 hours 18 mins; January 17, 2023

Ep 230: The Most Populous Cesspit

67 hours 38 mins; January 11, 2023

Ep 229: The OG OG Spot

60 hours 7 mins; January 04, 2023

Ep 228: A Casino of Sin

64 hours 31 mins; December 28, 2022

EP 227: Keep Lead in Your Brain

62 hours 22 mins; December 21, 2022

Ep 226: Will I Be Okay?

65 hours 46 mins; December 14, 2022

Ep 225: Ol’ Weaselchops

61 hours 50 mins; December 07, 2022

Ep 224: Curse of the Slow-Moving Slut

64 hours 36 mins; November 30, 2022

Ep 223: That (Tantric) Sickness Energy

59 mins; November 23, 2022

Ep 222: Peas and Heme

65 hours 23 mins; November 15, 2022

Ep 221: I Thought You Said Corn

65 hours 56 mins; November 08, 2022

Ep 220: 10 Years of Plant-Based Experience

58 mins; November 02, 2022

Ep 219: The Cinnamon Gum is Lurking

62 hours 4 mins; October 26, 2022

Ep 218: Speaking in Profamity

63 hours 46 mins; October 19, 2022

Ep 217: My Dermis Hates This Episode

65 hours 24 mins; October 12, 2022

Ep 216: Milkcraft and Moozardry

68 hours 20 mins; October 05, 2022

Ep 215: The Crease Between (your chin and your neck)

62 hours 21 mins; September 27, 2022

Ep 214: Welcome to My Mine

64 hours 22 mins; September 21, 2022

Ep 213: Piss on It: The Book

62 hours 38 mins; September 13, 2022

Ep 212: Fishing for Smiles

60 hours 24 mins; September 06, 2022

Ep 211: You Cannot Throw Up

64 hours 26 mins; August 30, 2022

Ep 210: The Server (who was Cream)

61 hours 19 mins; August 24, 2022

Ep 209: High-Key Yuck Yuck

60 hours 10 mins; August 10, 2022

Ep 208: The Summer to My Sausage

62 hours 50 mins; August 03, 2022

Ep 207: This Pleases the Nut

60 hours 48 mins; July 27, 2022

Ep 206: A Sip Worth Chewing

63 hours 35 mins; July 20, 2022

Ep 205: Because of Chicken Beast

61 hours 18 mins; July 13, 2022

Ep 204: feel fetal Fridley at

55 mins; July 06, 2022

Ep 203: Ready to Be the Problem!

65 hours 26 mins; June 29, 2022

Ep 202: It’s a Grocery Store, Tina

60 hours 5 mins; June 22, 2022

Ep 201: Sushi! The Whole Foods Opera

65 hours 4 mins; June 15, 2022

Ep 200: Two Peas and THAT Perogi

55 mins; June 08, 2022

Ep 199: Say F*ck on Your Own Time

65 hours 24 mins; June 01, 2022

Ep 198: Silver Dollar Whoopsie

66 hours 6 mins; May 25, 2022

Ep 197: Bigfoot Says No to Drugs

64 hours 50 mins; May 18, 2022

Ep 196: Three Being Big Bean

67 hours 39 mins; May 11, 2022

Ep 195: See How Easily I Go?

62 hours 17 mins; May 04, 2022

Ep 194: That’s. My. SHADE.

63 hours 8 mins; April 27, 2022

Ep 193: Liebfraumilch

61 hours 58 mins; April 20, 2022

Ep 192: Flags of Our Martians

60 hours 42 mins; April 13, 2022

Ep 191: Gluten-Free Lap Dances

64 hours 56 mins; April 06, 2022

Ep 190: Bone Broth Booster

56 mins; March 30, 2022

Ep 189: Hunt for Red Lobstober

60 hours 30 mins; March 23, 2022

Ep 188: Until the Hands Dropped Off

63 hours 12 mins; March 16, 2022

Ep 187: It Got Unrunny Later

59 mins; March 09, 2022

Ep 186: Dead as a Doornail

62 hours 55 mins; March 02, 2022

Ep 185: Piss, Pickles, and Onion Juice

51 mins; February 23, 2022

Ep 184: Small Chicken Nugget Crumbs

66 hours 13 mins; February 16, 2022

Ep 183: Fun for Lady or Brother!

56 mins; February 09, 2022

Ep 182: I’m a Creamer Goblin

56 mins; February 02, 2022

Ep 181: Jess-It-Yourself!

58 mins; January 26, 2022

Ep 180: I Don’t DO Chicken

63 hours 16 mins; January 19, 2022

Ep 179: Content for Ghouls

61 hours 56 mins; January 12, 2022

Ep 178: Determinism? Thank you.

58 mins; January 05, 2022

Ep 177: It’s Your Ass, Forever

62 hours 23 mins; December 29, 2021

Ep 176: Peppa‘s Hall of Horrors

64 hours 8 mins; December 22, 2021

Ep 175: Grandpa Laments the Outhouse

63 hours 21 mins; December 15, 2021

Ep 174: Veganuary!

61 hours 3 mins; December 08, 2021

Ep 173: Bun Length is Better

63 hours 31 mins; December 01, 2021

Ep 172: The Gobble Goblin Cometh

62 hours 25 mins; November 24, 2021

Ep 171: Feels Good When You Do It!

67 hours 35 mins; November 17, 2021

Ep 170: The Jessica Does It Everytime

65 hours 12 mins; November 10, 2021

Ep 169: Clog Up My Pita

58 mins; November 03, 2021

Ep 168: Where‘s Your God Now, Linus?

62 hours 25 mins; October 27, 2021

Ep 167: The Sweet Release of Death

64 hours 58 mins; October 20, 2021

Ep 166: Romaines of the Bidet

61 hours 46 mins; October 13, 2021

Ep 165: Steve Combs Delivered My Baby

65 hours 52 mins; October 06, 2021

Ep 164: The Lost Episode (of Kitchen Nightmares)

68 hours 23 mins; September 29, 2021

Ep 163: Let‘s Talk about Slacks! (Baby!)

63 hours 44 mins; September 22, 2021

Ep 162: Gun Owners and Gravity Falls

58 mins; September 15, 2021

Ep 161: Wall-to-Wall Peters

66 hours 34 mins; September 08, 2021

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