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Everyone's A Critic

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void. It's a comedy podcast!

Ep 160: Universal Basic Willy

65 hours 35 mins; September 01, 2021

Ep 159: Satan's Mike 'n Ike's

62 hours 2 mins; August 25, 2021

Ep 158: Terrarium of Shame

64 hours 46 mins; August 18, 2021

Ep 157: Folk Wisdom by Anna Kendrick

66 hours 19 mins; August 11, 2021

Ep 156: The Dinosaur that Killed Wayne Knight

62 hours 39 mins; August 04, 2021

Ep 155: The Last Blockbuster on Earth

65 hours 19 mins; July 28, 2021

Ep 154: Sticky Box for Bad

62 hours 55 mins; July 21, 2021

Ep 153: Get It While It's Hot!

58 mins; July 14, 2021

Ep 152: Skip, Skip to the Tip

62 hours 56 mins; July 07, 2021

Ep 151: Stacey and the 4th of Caprese

53 mins; June 30, 2021

Ep 150: A Squeeze and Stir Situation

56 mins; June 23, 2021

Ep 149: Pineapple When It's *Most* Fertile

71 hours 46 mins; June 16, 2021

Ep 148: Stephen Sondheim's The Mummy (1999)

57 mins; June 09, 2021

Ep 147: Loose Security Nipple

60 hours 59 mins; June 02, 2021

Ep 146: Whoooom!

62 hours 52 mins; May 26, 2021

Ep 145: Sugar We're Goin' Down Sporkin'

57 mins; May 19, 2021

Ep 144: Doing Actual Real Ecstasy

64 hours 41 mins; May 12, 2021

Ep 143: Many Metaphors for WWII

64 hours 4 mins; May 05, 2021

Ep 142: Too Burrito to Fail

65 hours 25 mins; April 28, 2021

Ep 141: Ken Burns Has My Family!

59 mins; April 21, 2021

Ep 140: The Game that Broke Johnny's Heart

67 hours 6 mins; April 14, 2021

Ep 139: Tiny Hedgehog Banker

59 mins; April 07, 2021

Ep 138: Hot, Steamy Pizza

58 mins; March 31, 2021

Ep 137: Landscaper of Notre Dame

61 hours 26 mins; March 24, 2021

Ep 136: Slippery Hot Dog Surface

63 hours 0 mins; March 17, 2021

Ep 135: Not My Precious Currency!

64 hours 43 mins; March 10, 2021

Ep 134: Cats! The Genetic Opera

65 hours 41 mins; March 03, 2021

Ep 133: Beauty and the Applebeast

66 hours 30 mins; February 24, 2021

Ep 132: Meatloaf's Porn Name

57 mins; February 17, 2021

Ep 131: Stiff as an Aged Cheddar

62 hours 29 mins; February 10, 2021

Ep 130: A Parade of Karens

65 hours 10 mins; February 03, 2021

Ep 129: Kissing in the Ditch

63 hours 32 mins; January 27, 2021

Ep 128: When the Walmart Won't Cut It

63 hours 10 mins; January 20, 2021

Ep 127: The Brave $300 Toaster

62 hours 52 mins; January 13, 2021

Ep 126: Gettin' Hops with the Snobs

74 hours 37 mins; January 06, 2021

Ep 125: Music for Cats

65 hours 1 min; December 30, 2020

Ep 124: On Tony! On Bologna!

67 hours 23 mins; December 23, 2020

Ep 123: Hard, Skinny, and Overlooked

65 hours 40 mins; December 16, 2020

Ep 122: Can I Nibble Your Patty?

61 hours 0 mins; December 09, 2020

Ep 121: Christmas, Take the Wheel

61 hours 50 mins; December 02, 2020

Ep 120: The First Second Halloween Special

74 hours 19 mins; November 25, 2020

Ep 119: Well, It's No Fudruckers

57 mins; November 18, 2020

Ep 118: My Chemical Romance

69 hours 26 mins; November 11, 2020

Ep 117: Frederick on Fire

63 hours 52 mins; November 04, 2020

Ep 116: Did I Curse My Baby?

64 hours 45 mins; October 28, 2020

Ep 115: The Fun Thing About Demons

62 hours 22 mins; October 21, 2020

Ep 114: Chili's Afterglow

65 hours 48 mins; October 14, 2020

Ep 113: Warp 1, Engage!

55 mins; October 07, 2020

Ep 112: I Bleed Gogurt

68 hours 30 mins; September 30, 2020

Ep 111: Vungle Error

63 hours 47 mins; September 23, 2020

Ep 110: Total Eclipse of the Funny

61 hours 48 mins; September 16, 2020

Ep109: Kombucha Lies

70 hours 16 mins; September 09, 2020

Ep 108: A Beach Without Sand

67 hours 28 mins; September 02, 2020

Ep 107: Gummin' Up the Works

63 hours 42 mins; August 26, 2020

Ep 106: Fun Facts with Jess

69 hours 18 mins; August 19, 2020

Ep 105: Second Halloween

69 hours 4 mins; August 12, 2020

Ep 104: Turn Off the Dork

60 hours 55 mins; August 05, 2020

Ep 103: Technically a Complete Sentence

63 hours 50 mins; July 29, 2020

Ep 102: Be the Change, Dylan

58 mins; July 22, 2020

Ep 101: The 4 Genders

59 mins; July 15, 2020

Ep 100: Cocktail Tiiiime!

78 hours 10 mins; July 08, 2020

Ep 99: Plastic to the Touch

60 hours 0 mins; July 01, 2020

Ep 98: Dirty Little Hot Dog Vendors

67 hours 50 mins; June 24, 2020

Ep 97: Dr. Illuminati and the Mile High Ghosts

55 mins; June 17, 2020

Ep 96: Jeff Bezos' Special Internet Meat

60 hours 43 mins; June 10, 2020

Ep 95: Handy Randy's Expanding Barfocracy

57 mins; June 03, 2020

Ep 94: All Outta Bubblegum

56 mins; May 27, 2020

Ep 93: The Junkyard Anniversary

59 mins; May 20, 2020

Ep 92: Bill Belichick's Long Halftime Walk

66 hours 48 mins; May 13, 2020

Ep 91: Hotboxing to ABBA

60 hours 41 mins; May 06, 2020

Ep 90: All Donnies Go to Heaven

64 hours 27 mins; April 29, 2020

Ep 89: It's a Cookbook!

62 hours 31 mins; April 22, 2020

Ep 88: Do Ya'll Remember Malls?

57 mins; April 15, 2020

Ep 87: Pissbody La Croix

54 mins; April 08, 2020

Ep 86: Blue Eyes White Jesus

63 hours 43 mins; April 01, 2020

BONUS: More Funkos, Now!

35 mins; March 29, 2020

Ep 85: Kent Hovind's Bananas

67 hours 28 mins; March 25, 2020

Ep 84: 5 Heapin' Heinzfuls

58 mins; March 18, 2020

Ep 83: 877-TITS-NOW

61 hours 37 mins; March 11, 2020

Ep 82: Of Mario and Luigi

56 mins; March 04, 2020

Ep 81: Has No Interest in Holes

61 hours 58 mins; February 26, 2020

Ep 80: Georgia P. Duck

62 hours 59 mins; February 19, 2020

Ep 79: Drunk Shop for Slotdogs

61 hours 34 mins; February 12, 2020

Ep 78: Luigi's Hawaiian Calzones

57 mins; February 05, 2020

Ep 77: The Candle is Unscented

55 mins; January 29, 2020

Ep 76: Big Bready Baby

60 hours 8 mins; January 22, 2020

Ep 75: The Ep That Wouldn't Die

63 hours 27 mins; January 15, 2020

Ep 74: Big Trouble in Little Chili's

54 mins; January 08, 2020

Ep 73: The Big Mango

63 hours 5 mins; January 01, 2020

Ep 72.5: Cats (2019) Review

34 mins; December 26, 2019

Ep 72: You Were Right, Charlie Brown!

69 hours 17 mins; December 25, 2019

Ep 71: Brontosaurus 2020

65 hours 18 mins; December 18, 2019

Ep 70: Peaches Look Like Butts

56 mins; December 11, 2019

Ep 69: Cuffs, Drugs, and Spencer's Gifts

50 mins; December 04, 2019

Ep 68: Talk Turkey, Get Gobbled

60 hours 32 mins; November 27, 2019

Ep 67: Frog Giggin' with Howard Schulz

53 mins; November 20, 2019

Ep 66: NOT a People Hater

57 mins; November 13, 2019

Ep 65: Chicken, Alaska

60 hours 28 mins; November 06, 2019

Ep 64: Everyone's a Cryptkeeper

59 mins; October 30, 2019

Ep 63: Go the Glaze, Definitely

60 hours 6 mins; October 23, 2019

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