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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

What does James Bond do for a little extra cash? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 23, 2025

I asked the late Pope what his favorite country was. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 22, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 23 dad jokes are so groan-worthy.

14 mins; April 22, 2025

Now that the Pope has passed away, what happens next? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 21, 2025

I told my wife today that I have the same birthday as Adolf Hitler. She said, It's crazy to think that such a disgusting loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people.... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 20, 2025

My neighbor Janet said she’d push me out the door if I made up any more puns about The Monkees. I thought she was joking. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 19, 2025

What’s Aquaman’s favourite country in Europe? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 18, 2025

According to Kid Rock, humans can understand up to 25 letters of the alphabet. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 17, 2025

Al Pacino is set to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 16, 2025

What celebrity makes the most mistakes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 15, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass reveals the reasons these 26 dad jokes are so amusing.

16 mins; April 15, 2025

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 14, 2025

I used to tell a great joke about Sisyphus. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 13, 2025

My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m working on. She goes, “I don’t get it…in chapter two you randomly wrote ‘shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow’…what the hell does that even mean??” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 12, 2025

Why is there no Afghanistan's Got Talent competition? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 11, 2025

My wife asked me Is it just me or the Cat is getting fat (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 10, 2025

What is Mike Tyson’s favorite food? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 09, 2025

The stock market is getting crushed. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 08, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass sheds light on the comedic genius of these 25 dad jokes.

16 mins; April 08, 2025

My wife has been reading a lot of gothic romance horrors recently, so I asked her why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 07, 2025

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 06, 2025

My girlfriend just covered her bedroom wall with posters of the 34th US president. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 05, 2025

The librarian recommended a book about famous blind people like Louis Braille and Hellen Keller. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; April 04, 2025

What is so fragile that the mere mention of it's name can break it? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 03, 2025

Thanos goes to his urologist. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 02, 2025

What do you call a mouse that stands on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What do you call a duck that stands on two legs? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; April 01, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 21 dad jokes are so funny.

13 mins; April 01, 2025

I always wondered why Waldo always wears stripes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 31, 2025

Walter White started a restaurant during a nationwide meat shortage. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 30, 2025

A friend of mine was dating John Cena. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 29, 2025

Lance isn’t a common name these days… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 28, 2025

How many times has dracula wandered off by himself? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 27, 2025

Why Was the Rap Festival Postponed? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 26, 2025

What is Putins favorite game and on which operating system? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 25, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass delves into the humor behind these 23 dad jokes.

14 mins; March 25, 2025

What did Austin Powers say when he saw a wasp nest? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 24, 2025

I found a turd covered in glitter. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 23, 2025

How did Matthew McConaughey describe the KKK rally? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 22, 2025

What is Matt Stone and Trey Parker's favorite beer? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 21, 2025

My Wife Keeps Getting Jay-Z Confused With Li'l Wayne. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 20, 2025

I've spent my whole life thinking I could only eat McDonald's happy meals because I was allergic to everything else. Though I just learned I can eat any meal that comes with an action figure. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 19, 2025

My friend just named her two dogs Calvin and Klein. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 18, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass unpacks the hilarity of these 22 dad jokes.

13 mins; March 18, 2025

Why does Sauron do all of his business online? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 17, 2025

Bruce Lee was fast. But he had an even faster brother. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 16, 2025

Apparently Hank Hill is a masochist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 15, 2025

Why did princess Leia have a different hair style on hoth? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 14, 2025

What do you call Willy Wonka's attractive wife? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 13, 2025

Uranus Day! A giant gas load of dad jokes! 13 March 2025

5 mins; March 13, 2025

In the Harry Potter book series, The Goblet of Fire is when things started getting serious. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 12, 2025

My family thinks I love re-watching The Hunt for Red October because I’m a huge Cold War nerd. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 11, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass sheds light on the comedic genius of these 23 dad jokes.

14 mins; March 11, 2025

I asked my friend from North Korea what he thought about his country’s leaders. He said… (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 10, 2025

Mario Day! 1-UP your friends and family with these dad jokes! 10 March 2025

5 mins; March 10, 2025

Just when you thought you heard every Trump joke imaginable I give you this one. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 09, 2025

Panic Day! Stay calm and keep dad joking! 09 March 2025

13 mins; March 09, 2025

How did James Bond react when his martini was mistakenly stirred? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 08, 2025

If artists wear Sketchers... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 07, 2025

National Cereal Day! Crunchy dad jokes! 07 March 2025

7 mins; March 07, 2025

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 06, 2025

National Dress Day! Paint the town red with these dad jokes! 06 March 2025

3 mins; March 06, 2025

What name did Lady Gaga give to her first born? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 05, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 21 dad jokes are so groan-worthy.

13 mins; March 05, 2025

I rellabelled all the jars on my wife spice’s rack. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 04, 2025

National Sons Day! Inherit these dad jokes! 04 March 2025

7 mins; March 04, 2025

For some reason, Trump never brings his clubs with him to Cancun. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 03, 2025

Over 120 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 02, 2025

What did the doc say when Heisenberg died ? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; March 01, 2025

Your Monthly Ultra Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! [February 2025 Edition]

65 hours 9 mins; March 01, 2025

Did you hear about Lionel Ritchie’s sheep brooch? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 28, 2025

Stevie Nicks once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 27, 2025

Fat Thursday! Gorge on these dad jokes! 27 February 2025

10 mins; February 27, 2025

Trump is selling a “Gold Card” that quickly gets you citizenship. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 26, 2025

Levi Strauss Day! Try on these dad jokes! 26 February 2025

6 mins; February 26, 2025

The president needs to put deodorant on. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 25, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass highlights the charm and wit of these 24 dad jokes.

14 mins; February 25, 2025

Have you heard that the Hulk started recycling recently? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 24, 2025

National Bartender Day! Here's a round of dad jokes! 24 February 2025

11 mins; February 24, 2025

What is Justin Timberlake’s favorite Eastern European geological feature? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 23, 2025

I often wonder what The Beach Boys always had as their food of choice. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 22, 2025

Daft Punk Day! Go "Around The World" with these dad jokes! 22 February 2025

3 mins; February 22, 2025

Why did Sauron want a really big entry way to walk into his room? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 21, 2025

Barack Obama walked into a bar, but he was invisible. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 20, 2025

National Love Your Pets Day! Domesticated, animalistic dad jokes! 20 February 2025

12 mins; February 20, 2025

Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass reveals the reasons these 20 dad jokes are so amusing.

11 mins; February 19, 2025

Cyndi Lauper repeatedly puts the same spice on all her food. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 18, 2025

National Drink Wine Day! Straight from the Dad Joke Lab! 18 February 2025

9 mins; February 18, 2025

Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 17, 2025

National Science Day! Straight from the Dad Joke Lab! 17 February 2025

19 mins; February 17, 2025

Why doesn't Sir Elton John like spinach? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 16, 2025

World Whale Day! Whale-y good Dad jokes! 16 February 2025

6 mins; February 16, 2025

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 15, 2025

World Hippo Day! Heavy dad jokes! 15 February 2025

4 mins; February 15, 2025

How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 14, 2025

Valentine's Day! Dad jokes for your Valentine! 14 February 2025

7 mins; February 14, 2025

What do you mean Count Dracula? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 13, 2025

World Radio Day! Stay tuned for these dad jokes! 13 February 2025

7 mins; February 13, 2025

Did you know that Sylvester Stalone is on his third marriage. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 12, 2025

Darwin Day! The survival of the fittest dad jokes! 12 February 2025

3 mins; February 12, 2025

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the upcoming origami workshop... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; February 11, 2025

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