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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

National Junk Food Day! Feast on these dad jokes! 21 July 2025

7 mins; July 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Junk Food Day! Feast on these dad jokes! 21 July 2025

6 mins; July 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I'm thinking about starting a Coldplay tribute band. Called Blanket... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 20, 2025

I'm thinking about starting a Coldplay tribute band. Called Blanket... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 20, 2025

National Moon Day! You'll be over the moon with these dad jokes! 20 July 2025

8 mins; July 20, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Moon Day! You'll be over the moon with these dad jokes!20 July 2025

7 mins; July 20, 2025

The board of Astronomer asked the CFO is the numbers are in the red yet (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 19, 2025

[No Laughter Version] The board of Astronomer asked the CFO is the numbers are in the red yet (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 19, 2025

National Hot Dog Day! 19 July 2025

8 mins; July 19, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Hot Dog Day! 19 July 2025

7 mins; July 19, 2025

Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why did baseball player get fired? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 17, 2025

Why did baseball player get fired? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 17, 2025

I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 16, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 16, 2025

National Ice Cream Day! You scream, I scream, we all scream for... dad jokes! 16 July 2025

10 mins; July 16, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Ice Cream Day! You scream, I scream, we all scream for... dad jokes! 16 July 2025

8 mins; July 16, 2025

When I stopped painting for a while, I found that my works had transformed from landscapes into portraits of a female film icon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 15, 2025

[No Laughter Version] When I stopped painting for a while, I found that my works had transformed from landscapes into portraits of a female film icon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 15, 2025

I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 14, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 14, 2025

I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 13, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 13, 2025

I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 12, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; July 12, 2025

My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 11, 2025

Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

10 mins; July 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

8 mins; July 11, 2025

Did you hear Madonna’s new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 10, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear Madonna’s new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 10, 2025

A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 09, 2025

[No Laughter Version] A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 09, 2025

What would you get if Mel Brooks were granted a coat of arms? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What would you get if Mel Brooks were granted a coat of arms? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 08, 2025

National Video Game Day! 08 July 2025

15 mins; July 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Video Game Day! 08 July 2025

11 mins; July 08, 2025

Why is Christian Renaldo's house always clean. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why is Christian Renaldo's house always clean. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] World Chocolate Day! Chocolatey dad jokes! 07 July 2025

6 mins; July 07, 2025

World Chocolate Day! Chocolatey dad jokes! 07 July 2025

8 mins; July 07, 2025

Did you hear about the spy who came in from the cold? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the spy who came in from the cold? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 06, 2025

What did Rick Moranis say to his wife after he pranked his therapist? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 05, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What did Rick Moranis say to his wife after he pranked his therapist? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 05, 2025

National Bikini Day! Revealing dad jokes here! 05 July 2025

5 mins; July 05, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bikini Day! Revealing dad jokes here! 05 July 2025

4 mins; July 05, 2025

My grandmother died because we didn't know her blood type. But she remained inspirational right untill the end... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My grandmother died because we didn't know her blood type. But she remained inspirational right untill the end... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 04, 2025

Independence Day! Let liberty reign with these dad jokes! 04 July 2025

7 mins; July 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Independence Day! Let liberty reign with these dad jokes! 04 July 2025

6 mins; July 04, 2025

What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 03, 2025

Trump just agreed on Vietnam's tariff. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 02, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Trump just agreed on Vietnam's tariff. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 02, 2025

World UFO Day! 02 July 2025

8 mins; July 02, 2025

[No Laughter Version] World UFO Day! 02 July 2025

7 mins; July 02, 2025

Two athletes are at the Olympics. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; July 01, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Two athletes are at the Olympics. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; July 01, 2025

World GPS Day! You'd be lost without these dad jokes! 01 July 2025

8 mins; July 01, 2025

[No Laughter Version] World GPS Day! You'd be lost without these dad jokes! 01 July 2025

7 mins; July 01, 2025

What'd Doomsday tell Superman right before killing him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What'd Doomsday tell Superman right before killing him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; June 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Social Media Day! Share these dad jokes! 30 June 2025

13 mins; June 30, 2025

Social Media Day! Share these dad jokes! 30 June 2025

17 mins; June 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] A new summer blockbuster family comedy just hit theatres called ‘Grown Alone’. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; June 29, 2025

A new summer blockbuster family comedy just hit theatres called ‘Grown Alone’. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 29, 2025

National Camera Day! You will shutter at these dad jokes! 29 June 2025

8 mins; June 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Camera Day! You will shutter at these dad jokes! 29 June 2025

7 mins; June 29, 2025

U2’s search engine is terrible. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 28, 2025

[No Laughter Version] U2’s search engine is terrible. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; June 28, 2025

I just heard a member of U2 got Irish citizenship after 62 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; June 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I just heard a member of U2 got Irish citizenship after 62 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 27, 2025

What did God do to cure Moses' headache? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 26, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What did God do to cure Moses' headache? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 26, 2025

Immanuel Kant. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Immanuel Kant. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 25, 2025

Global Beatles Day! You CAN buy love with these dad jokes! 25 June 2025

9 mins; June 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Global Beatles Day! You CAN buy love with these dad jokes! 25 June 2025

8 mins; June 25, 2025

International Fairy Day! Spread some dad joke pixie dust! 24 June 2025

8 mins; June 24, 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Fairy Day! Spread some dad joke pixie dust! 24 June 2025

7 mins; June 24, 2025

Why didn’t the actor who played the Tin man want to make a Wizard of Oz sequel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; June 23, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why didn’t the actor who played the Tin man want to make a Wizard of Oz sequel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 23, 2025

Spotify keeps recommending the soundtrack to An Inconvenient Truth. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 22, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Spotify keeps recommending the soundtrack to An Inconvenient Truth. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 22, 2025

National Kissing Day! 22 June 2025

8 mins; June 22, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Kissing Day! 22 June 2025

7 mins; June 22, 2025

How do transformers maintain such a positive attitude? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] How do transformers maintain such a positive attitude? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 21, 2025

Make Music Day! Instrumental Dad Jokes! 21 June 2025

15 mins; June 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Make Music Day! Instrumental Dad Jokes! 21 June 2025

12 mins; June 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] The president recently added two new flag poles on the White House lawn. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 20, 2025

The president recently added two new flag poles on the White House lawn. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 20, 2025

World Productivity Day! Super Efficient Dad Jokes! 20 June 2025

7 mins; June 20, 2025

[No Laughter Version] World Productivity Day! Super Efficient Dad Jokes! 20 June 2025

7 mins; June 20, 2025

Did you hear about the kid who fell off the top of Mt. Rushmore? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 19, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the kid who fell off the top of Mt. Rushmore? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 19, 2025

Did you hear about the truck full of Switch 2 consoles that was robbed? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the truck full of Switch 2 consoles that was robbed? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; June 18, 2025

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