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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

What did Jimi Hendrix say to his amp whilst he held his guitar in front of it? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 21, 2025

My wife left me because of my habit of misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 20, 2025

My wife left me because of my habit of misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 20, 2025

A lady said she recognized me from the vegan lecture... (18 dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 18, 2025

[No Laughter Edition] A lady said she recognized me from the vegan lecture... (18 dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Cookie Day! 32 crummy dad jokes! 18 December 2025

7 mins; December 18, 2025

Cookie Day! 32 crummy dad jokes! 18 December 2025

9 mins; December 18, 2025

I grew up thinking Steven Tyler had a real band… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I grew up thinking Steven Tyler had a real band… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 17, 2025

How does Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 16, 2025

[No Laughter Version] How does Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 16, 2025

I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 15, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 15, 2025

Ariel, why do you wear seashells? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 14, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Ariel, why do you wear seashells? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 14, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Monkey Day! 14 December 2025

6 mins; December 14, 2025

Monkey Day! 14 December 2025

8 mins; December 14, 2025

I cannot stop reading Tolkien, but only the parts with Gollum. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 13, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I cannot stop reading Tolkien, but only the parts with Gollum. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 13, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Horse Day! 35 dad jokes to giddy up-to! 13 December 2025

8 mins; December 13, 2025

Horse Day! 35 dad jokes to giddy up-to! 13 December 2025

10 mins; December 13, 2025

I'll never forget going to the midnight premiere of the sequel of Christopher Nolan's Batman. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I'll never forget going to the midnight premiere of the sequel of Christopher Nolan's Batman. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 11, 2025

National Breakup Day! 69 dad jokes to get over a lost love! 11 December 2025

17 mins; December 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Breakup Day! 69 dad jokes to get over a lost love! 11 December 2025

12 mins; December 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 10, 2025

Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 10, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Nobel Prize Day! 10 December 2025

5 mins; December 10, 2025

Nobel Prize Day! 10 December 2025

6 mins; December 10, 2025

I saw a guy who was arrested for dressing up as Sting. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 09, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I saw a guy who was arrested for dressing up as Sting. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 09, 2025

Which son of a Marx brother got a job with his dad? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Which son of a Marx brother got a job with his dad? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 08, 2025

Time Traveler Day! 26 dad jokes to take you back! 08 December 2025

8 mins; December 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Time Traveler Day! 26 dad jokes to take you back! 08 December 2025

6 mins; December 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 07, 2025

I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 07, 2025

I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Civil Aviation Day! 33 dad jokes that'll make you soar! 07 December 2025

7 mins; December 07, 2025

International Civil Aviation Day! 33 dad jokes that'll make you soar! 07 December 2025

9 mins; December 07, 2025

The movie “Deja Vu” died at the box office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] The movie “Deja Vu” died at the box office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Miner's Day! 37 dad jokes worth digging for! 06 December 2025

8 mins; December 06, 2025

National Miner's Day! 37 dad jokes worth digging for! 06 December 2025

10 mins; December 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Everyone knows President Macron is terrible at making coffee. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 05, 2025

Everyone knows President Macron is terrible at making coffee. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 05, 2025

National Bartender Day! Serve up these 35 dad jokes! 05 December 2025

13 mins; December 05, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bartender Day! Serve up these 35 dad jokes! 05 December 2025

10 mins; December 05, 2025

If Darth Vader always wears a mask, how does he eat? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] If Darth Vader always wears a mask, how does he eat? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why are music videos with Bill Clinton’s VP so popular on youtube? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 03, 2025

Why are music videos with Bill Clinton’s VP so popular on youtube? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Hug Day! 03 December 2025

5 mins; December 03, 2025

National Hug Day! 03 December 2025

7 mins; December 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My wife wanted to watch a movie about the life of William Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 02, 2025

My wife wanted to watch a movie about the life of William Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 02, 2025

Best of Breaking News - November 2025

7 mins; December 01, 2025

My wife claims I quote Celine Dion way too much but I have no recollection of that.. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 01, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My wife claims I quote Celine Dion way too much but I have no recollection of that.. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 01, 2025

I heard that Pablo Escobar's hippopotami were able to use the toilet. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I heard that Pablo Escobar's hippopotami were able to use the toilet. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 30, 2025

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] How do you wake up Lady Gaga? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 29, 2025

National Chocolate Day! 29 November 2025

8 mins; November 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Chocolate Day! 29 November 2025

6 mins; November 29, 2025

Which band used to drive a truck for Quaker? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 28, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Which band used to drive a truck for Quaker? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 28, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Some people didn't like Michelle Yeoh in Wicked, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 27, 2025

Some people didn't like Michelle Yeoh in Wicked, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 27, 2025

Thanksgiving Day! 25 stuffed dad jokes! 27 November 2025

8 mins; November 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Thanksgiving Day! 25 stuffed dad jokes! 27 November 2025

7 mins; November 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a guy sucking on a cough drop because he hurt his throat singing “Danger Zone”? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 26, 2025

What do you call a guy sucking on a cough drop because he hurt his throat singing “Danger Zone”? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 26, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Cake Day! 29 sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2025

7 mins; November 26, 2025

National Cake Day! 29 sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2025

9 mins; November 26, 2025

I just bought the Snow White Lego set second hand but it only had 6 dwarves. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; November 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Small Business Day! 33 entrepreneurial dad jokes! 25 November 2025

7 mins; November 25, 2025

Small Business Day! 33 entrepreneurial dad jokes! 25 November 2025

10 mins; November 25, 2025

Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are merging. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; November 24, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are merging. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 24, 2025

Why the next James Bond should be a woman.... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 23, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why the next James Bond should be a woman.... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 23, 2025

Where does Superman buy groceries? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 22, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Where does Superman buy groceries? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 22, 2025

Go For A Ride Day! 40 wheelie good dad jokes! 22 November 2025

11 mins; November 22, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Go For A Ride Day! 40 wheelie good dad jokes! 22 November 2025

8 mins; November 22, 2025

What should you say to 007 when he leaves for France? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What should you say to 007 when he leaves for France? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 21, 2025

I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 20, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 20, 2025

Coolio once shared a house with a group of lads who would just watch him throw two dice over and over... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 19, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Coolio once shared a house with a group of lads who would just watch him throw two dice over and over... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 19, 2025

World Toilet Day! These 70 jokes are a load of crap! 19 November 2025

17 mins; November 19, 2025

[No Laughter Version] World Toilet Day! These 70 jokes are a load of crap! 19 November 2025

11 mins; November 19, 2025

Fun fact; around 60% of people who watched The Cure live in concert... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Fun fact; around 60% of people who watched The Cure live in concert... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 18, 2025

If your parents don't get you the Rocky Blu-ray set you want for Christmas... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] If your parents don't get you the Rocky Blu-ray set you want for Christmas... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Student's Day! Learn these dad jokes! 17 November 2025

7 mins; November 17, 2025

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