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Daily Dad Jokes

On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026

10 mins; January 25, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; January 24, 2026

What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 24, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 23, 2026

Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 23, 2026

The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 22, 2026

[No Laughter Version] The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 22, 2026

Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 21, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 21, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 20, 2026

Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 20, 2026

National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

12 mins; January 20, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

9 mins; January 20, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 19, 2026

What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 19, 2026

National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

10 mins; January 19, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

8 mins; January 19, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 18, 2026

Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 17, 2026

Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 17, 2026

What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 16, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 16, 2026

National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

8 mins; January 16, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

6 mins; January 16, 2026

What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

6 mins; January 15, 2026

National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

9 mins; January 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 14, 2026

What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 14, 2026

It is hard to be a comedian in Germany... (+18 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; January 13, 2026

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 13, 2026

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; January 13, 2026

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 13, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 12, 2026

What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 12, 2026

National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

9 mins; January 12, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

7 mins; January 12, 2026

Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 10, 2026

The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; January 10, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 09, 2026

Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 09, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

8 mins; January 09, 2026

National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

12 mins; January 09, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 08, 2026

Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 08, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 07, 2026

What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 07, 2026

National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

11 mins; January 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

8 mins; January 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 06, 2026

Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 06, 2026

National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

11 mins; January 06, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

8 mins; January 06, 2026

I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 05, 2026

National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

9 mins; January 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

7 mins; January 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 04, 2026

I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 04, 2026

National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

10 mins; January 04, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

7 mins; January 04, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 03, 2026

What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 03, 2026

[No Laughter Version] How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 02, 2026

How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 02, 2026

Best of Breaking News - December 2025

6 mins; January 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 01, 2026

You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 31, 2025

From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 31, 2025

[No Laughter Version] 1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

127 hours 49 mins; December 31, 2025

1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

199 hours 41 mins; December 31, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 30, 2025

Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 30, 2025

National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

7 mins; December 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

6 mins; December 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 29, 2025

What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 28, 2025

What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 28, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Card Playing Day! A full deck of 52 dad jokes! 28 December 2025

9 mins; December 28, 2025

National Card Playing Day! A full deck of 52 dad jokes! 28 December 2025

13 mins; December 28, 2025

Aqua mans wife had a child the other day. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Aqua mans wife had a child the other day. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Visit the Zoo Day! 28 dad jokes to monkey around with! 27 December 2025

7 mins; December 27, 2025

Visit the Zoo Day! 28 dad jokes to monkey around with! 27 December 2025

9 mins; December 27, 2025

Do you know why the 1st full-time female character on the original Star Trek series quit the show? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 26, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Do you know why the 1st full-time female character on the original Star Trek series quit the show? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; December 26, 2025

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Caesar Salad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Caesar Salad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 25, 2025

People in Dubai do not like the Flintstones…. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] People in Dubai do not like the Flintstones…. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Christmas Special! 120 dad jokes to share with your family!

18 mins; December 24, 2025

Christmas Special! 120 dad jokes to share with your family!

27 mins; December 24, 2025

What do you call Shrek when he’s really average and mid? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; December 22, 2025

What did Jimi Hendrix say to his amp whilst he held his guitar in front of it? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; December 21, 2025

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