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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 02, 2026

Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

8 mins; March 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 01, 2026

Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 28, 2026

You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; February 28, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 27, 2026

What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 27, 2026

My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 26, 2026

[No Laughter Version] My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 26, 2026

My honey and I got lucky because we found an adults only trip to the Bahamas that was half off and lined up perfectly with our kids summer camp. As we dropped them off for camp, both kids were yelling, Goodbye! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 25, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 24, 2026

Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 24, 2026

World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

12 mins; February 24, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

10 mins; February 24, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 23, 2026

I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 23, 2026

[No Laughter Version] There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 22, 2026

There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 22, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 20, 2026

Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 20, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 19, 2026

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 19, 2026

[No Laughter Version] While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 18, 2026

While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

8 mins; February 18, 2026

Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

11 mins; February 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 17, 2026

Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 17, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

6 mins; February 17, 2026

National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

7 mins; February 17, 2026

[No Laughter Version] My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 16, 2026

My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 16, 2026

Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

14 mins; February 16, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

10 mins; February 16, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 15, 2026

What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

5 mins; February 15, 2026

World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

7 mins; February 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 14, 2026

Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 14, 2026

Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

10 mins; February 14, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

7 mins; February 14, 2026

Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 13, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 13, 2026

How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 12, 2026

[No Laughter Version] How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 12, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

6 mins; February 12, 2026

Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

7 mins; February 12, 2026

The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 11, 2026

National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

15 mins; February 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

11 mins; February 11, 2026

Did you hear about the 17th century architect? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 10, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

5 mins; February 10, 2026

Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

6 mins; February 10, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 09, 2026

I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 09, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 08, 2026

Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 08, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

16 mins; February 08, 2026

World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

23 mins; February 08, 2026

I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 06, 2026

I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 06, 2026

National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

10 mins; February 06, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

8 mins; February 06, 2026

My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; February 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

7 mins; February 05, 2026

National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

9 mins; February 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 04, 2026

What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 04, 2026

[No Laughter Version] If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; February 03, 2026

If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 03, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 02, 2026

Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

6 mins; February 02, 2026

National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

7 mins; February 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 01, 2026

What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; February 01, 2026

Best of Breaking News - January 2026

9 mins; February 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 31, 2026

Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 31, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 30, 2026

I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 30, 2026

[No Laughter Version] How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 29, 2026

How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 29, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 28, 2026

What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 28, 2026

[No Laughter Version] International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

7 mins; January 28, 2026

International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

9 mins; January 28, 2026

Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 27, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; January 27, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

10 mins; January 27, 2026

National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

13 mins; January 27, 2026

What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 26, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; January 26, 2026

Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; January 26, 2026

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