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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

[No Laughter Version] If your parents don't get you the Rocky Blu-ray set you want for Christmas... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Student's Day! Learn these dad jokes! 17 November 2025

7 mins; November 17, 2025

National Student's Day! Learn these dad jokes! 17 November 2025

9 mins; November 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Simon and Garfunkel are singing into a microphone, but why is there no sound coming out? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 16, 2025

Simon and Garfunkel are singing into a microphone, but why is there no sound coming out? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; November 16, 2025

There aren’t very many singers in the world, but they sure have a lot of influence. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 15, 2025

[No Laughter Version] There aren’t very many singers in the world, but they sure have a lot of influence. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 15, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 14, 2025

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 14, 2025

Why do nuns all dress the same? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 13, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why do nuns all dress the same? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 13, 2025

Just got home from watching a UB40 tribute act called WD40. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 12, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Just got home from watching a UB40 tribute act called WD40. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 12, 2025

Why did Aladdin get banned from the race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why did Aladdin get banned from the race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; November 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 10, 2025

Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 10, 2025

International Accounting Day! Count on these to make you groan! 10 November 2025

7 mins; November 10, 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Accounting Day! Count on these to make you groan! 10 November 2025

5 mins; November 10, 2025

What games would cephalopods play in the Harry Potter world? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 09, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What games would cephalopods play in the Harry Potter world? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 09, 2025

I was trying to listen to Danger Zone, but I forgot my Spotify password. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; November 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I was trying to listen to Danger Zone, but I forgot my Spotify password. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 08, 2025

My doctor has a list of donor hearts, livers, and kidneys. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My doctor has a list of donor hearts, livers, and kidneys. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 07, 2025

What's a couch pototo's favorite TV show in November? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What's a couch pototo's favorite TV show in November? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; November 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Ran into the headless horseman...... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 05, 2025

Ran into the headless horseman...... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 05, 2025

Trump placed tariffs on an island solely inhabited by penguins. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; November 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Trump placed tariffs on an island solely inhabited by penguins. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 04, 2025

This morning Siri said don't call me Shirley (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] This morning Siri said don't call me Shirley (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My printers name is Bob Marley. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; November 02, 2025

My printers name is Bob Marley. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 02, 2025

Breaking News Compilation - October 2025

7 mins; November 02, 2025

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 01, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Everyone knows where the Big Apple is… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; November 01, 2025

What do you call a meat cut from a minion? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 31, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a meat cut from a minion? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 31, 2025

I worked the same job at SpaceX for almost 11 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 30, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I worked the same job at SpaceX for almost 11 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 30, 2025

My wife wants a trial separation.... Said that she is sick and tired of me acting like a game show host... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My wife wants a trial separation.... Said that she is sick and tired of me acting like a game show host... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 29, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 28, 2025

I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 28, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 27, 2025

Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 27, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 26, 2025

Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 26, 2025

What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 25, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 25, 2025

Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 24, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 24, 2025

If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 23, 2025

[No Laughter Version] If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 23, 2025

Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 22, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 22, 2025

U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 21, 2025

[No Laughter Version] U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; October 21, 2025

There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 20, 2025

[No Laughter Version] There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 20, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; October 19, 2025

Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

4 mins; October 19, 2025

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 18, 2025

[No Laughter Version] How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 18, 2025

Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 17, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 17, 2025

What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 16, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 16, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 15, 2025

My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 15, 2025

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 14, 2025

[No Laughter Version] My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 14, 2025

If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 13, 2025

[No Laughter Version] If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 13, 2025

Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 12, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 12, 2025

Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 11, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; October 11, 2025

Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 10, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 10, 2025

I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 09, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 09, 2025

What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 08, 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 08, 2025

Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 07, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 07, 2025

I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 06, 2025

[No Laughter Version] A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 05, 2025

A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 05, 2025

Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 04, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 04, 2025

I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 03, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 03, 2025

Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; October 02, 2025

[No Laughter Version] Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 02, 2025

I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 01, 2025

[No Laughter Version] I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; October 01, 2025

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