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Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper)
51 mins; March 31, 2026
OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!
53 mins; March 30, 2026
Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)
62 hours 4 mins; March 24, 2026
Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)
59 mins; March 17, 2026
Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot
67 hours 10 mins; March 12, 2026
OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot
53 mins; March 11, 2026
The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)
77 hours 6 mins; March 10, 2026
Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two
55 mins; March 03, 2026
Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one
42 mins; February 24, 2026
Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)
79 hours 33 mins; February 17, 2026
Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies
65 hours 35 mins; February 10, 2026
Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot
60 hours 54 mins; February 05, 2026
Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two
62 hours 4 mins; February 03, 2026
Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one
48 mins; January 27, 2026
Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin (with Jason Manford)
71 hours 12 mins; January 20, 2026
Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history
62 hours 46 mins; January 13, 2026
Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week
49 mins; January 08, 2026
Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals
47 mins; January 06, 2026
Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.
60 hours 53 mins; January 02, 2026
Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025
66 hours 30 mins; December 30, 2025
Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)
60 hours 46 mins; December 22, 2025
Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week
56 mins; December 18, 2025
Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)
49 mins; December 16, 2025
Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week
49 mins; December 11, 2025
The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)
72 hours 41 mins; December 09, 2025
Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week
53 mins; December 04, 2025
Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events
55 mins; December 02, 2025
John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week
63 hours 19 mins; November 27, 2025
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby)
57 mins; November 25, 2025
Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week
46 mins; November 19, 2025
Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two)
46 mins; November 17, 2025
I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week
46 mins; November 12, 2025
Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one)
49 mins; November 10, 2025
Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week
50 mins; November 05, 2025
Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two)
44 mins; November 03, 2025
Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot
44 mins; October 30, 2025
Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one)
38 mins; October 28, 2025
Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot
67 hours 58 mins; October 22, 2025
Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum
46 mins; October 20, 2025
FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot
44 mins; October 15, 2025
Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke
57 mins; October 13, 2025
Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot
58 mins; October 08, 2025
Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)
46 mins; October 06, 2025
Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot
41 mins; October 01, 2025
Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)
46 mins; September 29, 2025
Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot
38 mins; September 24, 2025
Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)
47 mins; September 22, 2025
Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot
48 mins; September 17, 2025
Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown
63 hours 58 mins; September 15, 2025
Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot
47 mins; September 10, 2025
Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked
53 mins; September 08, 2025
Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot
48 mins; September 03, 2025
Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story
61 hours 16 mins; September 01, 2025
Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot
47 mins; August 27, 2025
Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son
51 mins; August 25, 2025
Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot
50 mins; August 20, 2025
Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell
64 hours 25 mins; August 18, 2025
Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three
65 hours 39 mins; August 14, 2025
Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot
64 hours 19 mins; August 13, 2025
Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two
49 mins; August 11, 2025
Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot
47 mins; August 06, 2025
Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one
54 mins; August 04, 2025
Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot
58 mins; July 30, 2025
Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two
44 mins; July 28, 2025
Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot
58 mins; July 23, 2025
Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one
53 mins; July 21, 2025
Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode)
58 mins; July 17, 2025
Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot
64 hours 16 mins; July 16, 2025
Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two
56 mins; July 14, 2025
What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot
53 mins; July 09, 2025
Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one
47 mins; July 07, 2025
Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot
46 mins; July 02, 2025
Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer)
55 mins; June 30, 2025
We went dogging on Wimbledon Common
48 mins; June 25, 2025
Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two)
51 mins; June 23, 2025
Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser)
10 mins; June 22, 2025
The Scouse Hitler
58 mins; June 18, 2025
Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one)
54 mins; June 16, 2025
Quincy Promes is coming home
48 mins; June 11, 2025
Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s
70 hours 54 mins; June 09, 2025
Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty
58 mins; June 04, 2025
Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World
65 hours 21 mins; June 02, 2025
A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers
54 mins; May 28, 2025
Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners
69 hours 10 mins; May 27, 2025
Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up
57 mins; May 21, 2025
Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice
70 hours 50 mins; May 19, 2025
Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza
50 mins; May 14, 2025
Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two)
52 mins; May 12, 2025
Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown
60 hours 44 mins; May 07, 2025
Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one)
48 mins; May 05, 2025
Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft
53 mins; April 30, 2025
Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)
66 hours 43 mins; April 28, 2025
FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot
52 mins; April 23, 2025
Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)
52 mins; April 21, 2025
Luis Suarez bites again
46 mins; April 16, 2025
Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars
59 mins; April 14, 2025
Elton John’s grubby game of dice
56 mins; April 09, 2025
Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)
52 mins; April 07, 2025
Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?
56 mins; April 02, 2025
Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)
58 mins; March 31, 2025
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