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Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

60 hours 26 mins; March 25, 2025

Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day

58 mins; March 20, 2025

I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers

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Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted

56 mins; March 13, 2025

Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk

58 mins; March 11, 2025

Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation

51 mins; March 05, 2025

Gazza: dancing naked on the table

62 hours 18 mins; March 03, 2025

Diego Costa’s Bible bonk

54 mins; February 26, 2025

David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga

68 hours 23 mins; February 24, 2025

Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud

51 mins; February 19, 2025

Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy

69 hours 14 mins; February 17, 2025

Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot

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Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women

64 hours 10 mins; February 10, 2025

Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland

49 mins; February 05, 2025

Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two)

56 mins; February 03, 2025

Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling

66 hours 47 mins; January 29, 2025

Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one)

49 mins; January 27, 2025

John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge

56 mins; January 22, 2025

Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro

70 hours 43 mins; January 20, 2025

Is Jake Humphrey a bellend?

56 mins; January 15, 2025

Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2)

36 mins; January 13, 2025

Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak

57 mins; January 08, 2025

Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1)

42 mins; January 06, 2025

Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts!

69 hours 3 mins; January 02, 2025

Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures

59 mins; December 30, 2024

Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet

57 mins; December 26, 2024

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61 hours 59 mins; December 23, 2024

Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash

52 mins; December 18, 2024

George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two)

37 mins; December 16, 2024

Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials

50 mins; December 11, 2024

George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one)

47 mins; December 09, 2024

Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out

52 mins; December 04, 2024

Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape

64 hours 34 mins; December 02, 2024

Yet another David Coote scandal

54 mins; November 27, 2024

Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg

54 mins; November 27, 2024

Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors

49 mins; November 20, 2024

Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3)

56 mins; November 19, 2024

Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two)

54 mins; November 18, 2024

Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past

61 hours 43 mins; November 13, 2024

Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one)

73 hours 15 mins; November 11, 2024

Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III

48 mins; November 06, 2024

Erik Ten Hag: the damned United

54 mins; November 04, 2024

Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh

39 mins; October 31, 2024

Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2)

34 mins; October 30, 2024

Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1)

37 mins; October 29, 2024

Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares

51 mins; October 23, 2024

Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century

63 hours 28 mins; October 21, 2024

Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking

59 mins; October 17, 2024

Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out

56 mins; October 14, 2024

Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase

61 hours 4 mins; October 11, 2024

Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head

69 hours 3 mins; October 07, 2024

Jens Lehmann back in cuffs

48 mins; October 02, 2024

Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview

54 mins; September 30, 2024

Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare

38 mins; September 25, 2024

Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure

63 hours 17 mins; September 23, 2024

Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous

56 mins; September 18, 2024

Kaiser: football’s greatest conman

69 hours 54 mins; September 16, 2024

Steve McClaren passes the dutchie

48 mins; September 11, 2024

Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad

78 hours 11 mins; September 09, 2024

Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer

50 mins; September 04, 2024

Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad

51 mins; September 02, 2024

Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal

49 mins; August 28, 2024

Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty

67 hours 27 mins; August 26, 2024

Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry

57 mins; August 21, 2024

Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties

64 hours 29 mins; August 19, 2024

Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree

39 mins; August 14, 2024

Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged

62 hours 50 mins; August 12, 2024

Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party

45 mins; August 07, 2024

Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics

40 mins; August 05, 2024

Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak

48 mins; July 31, 2024

Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024

65 hours 57 mins; July 29, 2024

England’s sex scandal epidemic

44 mins; July 24, 2024

Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts

55 mins; July 22, 2024

‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France

55 mins; July 17, 2024

Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver

33 mins; July 15, 2024

Naughty Dorty: a semi final special

40 mins; July 11, 2024

Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension

47 mins; July 08, 2024

Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out

27 mins; July 03, 2024

Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life

69 hours 29 mins; July 01, 2024

Erling Haaland’s party raided by police

38 mins; June 26, 2024

Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich?

53 mins; June 24, 2024

Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed

40 mins; June 19, 2024

Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

51 mins; June 17, 2024

PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother

34 mins; June 12, 2024

WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006

53 mins; June 10, 2024

Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution

38 mins; June 05, 2024

Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century

56 mins; June 03, 2024

Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster

48 mins; May 29, 2024

Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story

51 mins; May 27, 2024

Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece

41 mins; May 22, 2024

Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

58 mins; May 20, 2024

Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

42 mins; May 15, 2024

Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

55 mins; May 13, 2024

Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

37 mins; May 08, 2024

Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

61 hours 20 mins; May 06, 2024

England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

36 mins; May 01, 2024

Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

59 mins; April 29, 2024

David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

42 mins; April 24, 2024

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53 mins; April 22, 2024

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