In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.
The "B Arc"
39 mins; April 01, 2026
The roadmap to normal
41 mins; March 30, 2026
A royal eye test
42 mins; March 25, 2026
Go faster!
43 mins; March 23, 2026
Deciding to be amused
43 mins; March 18, 2026
The price of a pint (Part 2)
41 mins; March 16, 2026
The price of a pint
40 mins; March 11, 2026
The vacuum of integrity
46 mins; March 09, 2026
Boris's Banana Boots
41 mins; March 04, 2026
No shame!
40 mins; March 02, 2026
The nomadic caveman look.
40 mins; February 25, 2026
Haven't we been good?
42 mins; February 23, 2026
The Curious Furious.
44 mins; February 18, 2026
Twitter goes down
43 mins; February 16, 2026
The Space Hippy, Part 2
41 mins; February 11, 2026
The Space Hippy, Part 1
44 mins; February 09, 2026
The Grabby Stick of Justice
42 mins; February 06, 2026
The penny-farthing delivery service
28 mins; February 02, 2026
His Imperial Hotness
33 mins; January 26, 2026
The shameless clot
33 mins; January 19, 2026
Lego hair
33 mins; January 12, 2026
The Fat Particle
30 mins; January 05, 2026
Sniffing for newts
27 mins; December 22, 2025
Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred
29 mins; December 15, 2025
A Silly Fishi
32 mins; December 08, 2025
Million, billion, trillion
33 mins; December 01, 2025
The plutocrats wallpaper
30 mins; November 24, 2025
The 18th happiest
34 mins; November 17, 2025
A hug-free zone
29 mins; November 10, 2025
Statues and sausages
30 mins; November 03, 2025
Being unhelpful
28 mins; October 27, 2025
Special Outrage Edition
35 mins; October 20, 2025
The Case of the Punched Waxwork
34 mins; October 13, 2025
The empty Ken Doll
32 mins; October 06, 2025
The squirty cream 'do
28 mins; September 29, 2025
Happy Days
30 mins; September 22, 2025
Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts
32 mins; September 15, 2025
Vote Keith Richards
36 mins; September 08, 2025
A Cavalcade of Clowns
30 mins; September 01, 2025
Worst. Present. Ever.
29 mins; August 25, 2025
The Cat in the Post
34 mins; August 18, 2025
Not a real human PM
28 mins; August 11, 2025
Waving and drowning
29 mins; August 04, 2025
The Bat of Death
32 mins; July 28, 2025
The Hum of Guard
36 mins; July 21, 2025
How not to pay for a can
26 mins; July 14, 2025
The Dainty Twiglet
34 mins; July 07, 2025
The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime
