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The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

An Explosive Stunt

33 mins; June 17, 2024

A Smash and Grab Raid

26 mins; June 10, 2024

All aboard!

28 mins; June 03, 2024

The problem with wazzocks

32 mins; May 27, 2024

The sandwich issue

29 mins; May 20, 2024

Thumbs up

29 mins; May 13, 2024

The leaf-blower incident

32 mins; May 06, 2024

Fury at the Moon

29 mins; April 29, 2024

A big bit of Polish meat

27 mins; April 22, 2024

A set of steak knives and a fondue set

29 mins; April 15, 2024

Nailing the phone to the wall

27 mins; April 08, 2024

A holiday invasion

29 mins; April 02, 2024

Who's Batman?

30 mins; March 26, 2024

Some Like It Not

32 mins; March 18, 2024

The Silly Mini

30 mins; March 11, 2024

Fun with oven mitts

33 mins; March 04, 2024

Lights out at 20pm

34 mins; February 26, 2024

A very expensive pooch

29 mins; February 19, 2024

There There is

33 mins; February 12, 2024

A celebrity crank call?

31 mins; February 05, 2024

A pinch of snuff

30 mins; January 29, 2024

Insects on the brain

34 mins; January 22, 2024

The one where I get locked out

29 mins; January 15, 2024

The dog bowl and the a*** beads

34 mins; January 08, 2024

ET calling

31 mins; December 18, 2023

The War On Sanity

27 mins; December 11, 2023

Giving ourselves a clap

29 mins; December 04, 2023

The lights go out

38 mins; November 27, 2023

The Moon-faced Numpty

31 mins; November 20, 2023

The milk criminal

30 mins; November 13, 2023

Surfers of Doom

31 mins; November 06, 2023

How are your onions?

28 mins; October 30, 2023

How's it a sport?

31 mins; October 23, 2023

Pink boats and whales

30 mins; October 16, 2023

Open season on Dames

28 mins; October 09, 2023

No spoilers!

30 mins; October 02, 2023

What's a black hole like?

30 mins; September 25, 2023

A problem with time

30 mins; September 18, 2023

Picking the next Bond

34 mins; September 11, 2023

Getting shrunk

30 mins; September 04, 2023

Not the Nadine Dorries resignation letter

31 mins; August 29, 2023

A little disagreement

33 mins; August 21, 2023

What's 999,800 between friends?

32 mins; August 14, 2023

Driving through where?!

31 mins; August 07, 2023

A stream of noise hitting your head

29 mins; July 31, 2023

The Comedy Parade

32 mins; July 24, 2023

The Spring Clean of Mass Destruction

34 mins; July 17, 2023

A short walk on a long march

33 mins; July 10, 2023

High on cleaning fumes

36 mins; July 03, 2023

Blowing a gasket

29 mins; June 26, 2023

He mentioned the war!

30 mins; June 19, 2023

A right Humphrey

30 mins; June 12, 2023

1,2,3,4!

31 mins; June 05, 2023

Smugg gets comical

33 mins; May 30, 2023

Brexit ruined my lips

31 mins; May 22, 2023

A face full

32 mins; May 15, 2023

Your call is important to us

32 mins; May 08, 2023

30 mins; May 01, 2023

Hazza's to-do list

30 mins; April 24, 2023

Some grief from the help

31 mins; April 17, 2023

Zobidan the Creepy

27 mins; April 11, 2023

Two unfortunate pets

31 mins; April 03, 2023

Hold the grits!

29 mins; March 27, 2023

I ain't got no class

28 mins; March 20, 2023

Who?

30 mins; March 13, 2023

Sing faster!

29 mins; March 06, 2023

AI and the IQ of MPs

37 mins; February 27, 2023

Getting caught short

33 mins; February 20, 2023

I have a dream

32 mins; February 13, 2023

Don't breathe in

32 mins; February 06, 2023

The kids are revolting!

35 mins; January 30, 2023

Going to a better party

33 mins; January 23, 2023

The Cow Issue

36 mins; January 16, 2023

Gibraltar fights back

31 mins; January 09, 2023

A right old ding-dong.

31 mins; December 19, 2022

Howzat?!

34 mins; December 12, 2022

What's a nanny do?

28 mins; December 05, 2022

More Communist Tripe

31 mins; November 28, 2022

The loudest light

30 mins; November 21, 2022

Cows with guns

33 mins; November 14, 2022

Strategy? What strategy?

31 mins; November 07, 2022

The big picture

34 mins; October 31, 2022

The Secret of Happiness

34 mins; October 24, 2022

The Hamburger Issue

32 mins; October 17, 2022

The groin issue

30 mins; October 10, 2022

Watch out, communists about

35 mins; October 03, 2022

Irate in Uxbridge

25 mins; September 27, 2022

It's all my fault!

35 mins; September 20, 2022

Strictly who?

34 mins; September 05, 2022

Millions of visitors

35 mins; August 29, 2022

Italian food is very dangerous

30 mins; August 22, 2022

16 cats in the kitchen

33 mins; August 15, 2022

Soberish

34 mins; August 08, 2022

The square sheep

31 mins; August 02, 2022

1.4 billion interesting people

33 mins; July 25, 2022

Nightmare house guests

31 mins; July 18, 2022

Sayonara Croydon

33 mins; July 11, 2022

Vegetables aren’t grizzly

30 mins; July 04, 2022

These nuts taste funny

32 mins; June 27, 2022

It weren’t me!

28 mins; June 20, 2022

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