In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.
What does Boris Johnson look like wet?
29 mins; July 06, 2020
What should we do with Australia?
32 mins; June 29, 2020
A celebrity's random act of kindness
28 mins; June 22, 2020
You can't say happiness without saying...
29 mins; June 15, 2020
Fun with numbers
35 mins; June 08, 2020
The Breakfast Buffet
30 mins; June 01, 2020
A reminder of who we voted for
31 mins; May 25, 2020
Frisk the dog
28 mins; May 18, 2020
Fruit flavoured beer?
30 mins; May 11, 2020
Does size matter?
39 mins; May 04, 2020
The route to endless happiness
29 mins; April 27, 2020
What's an app then?
33 mins; April 20, 2020
Darth Vader is a bad parent
34 mins; April 14, 2020
The Orange Baby Tornado
28 mins; April 06, 2020
Picking a fight with Facebook
32 mins; March 30, 2020
The Un-Groovy 60's
30 mins; March 23, 2020
She likes me, she REALLY likes me!
31 mins; March 16, 2020
Where's Larry?
33 mins; March 09, 2020
An old friend makes a comeback
29 mins; March 02, 2020
Donald Trump has behavioral issues
32 mins; February 24, 2020
Casting the LBC panto
32 mins; February 17, 2020
The World's Worst Breakfast
30 mins; February 10, 2020
The Cost o' Coffee
32 mins; February 03, 2020
The Earth's got wind
31 mins; January 27, 2020
Using superglue to save the world and win £100
29 mins; January 20, 2020
The one where I lock myself out
27 mins; January 13, 2020
The Curious Incident of the Intruder in the Night-Time
32 mins; January 06, 2020
What not to put on your strawberries
26 mins; December 18, 2019
Buying a slightly used, second hand pet
33 mins; December 09, 2019
Pills, thrills and badminton rackets
34 mins; December 02, 2019
Mr Whatabout and Mrs Shoutsalot
32 mins; November 25, 2019
Fun with carbon dioxide
32 mins; November 18, 2019
Cats, bats, lotto and blotto
29 mins; November 11, 2019
How to pick a fight with everybody
28 mins; November 04, 2019
The Phantom Nose Picker
33 mins; October 28, 2019
The Classic Rock 'n' Roll Issue
34 mins; October 21, 2019
The problem with time travel
30 mins; October 14, 2019
When getting what you want isn't what you want.
30 mins; October 07, 2019
How to deal with unwelcome guests
27 mins; September 30, 2019
It's good to talk
28 mins; September 23, 2019
There's electricity in the air
31 mins; September 16, 2019
Losing consciousness
33 mins; September 09, 2019
Steve Allen's smalls and a lesson in ganja
30 mins; September 02, 2019
Now hang on a minute right
32 mins; August 26, 2019
The War on Cows
29 mins; August 19, 2019
The Alarming Toilet Episode
31 mins; August 12, 2019
An explosive answer to crime
31 mins; August 05, 2019
How wide is a cow?
31 mins; July 29, 2019
Nude wrestling for Number 10
34 mins; July 22, 2019
A small personal explosion
28 mins; July 14, 2019
Smiling and waving
30 mins; July 05, 2019
Is there a psychologist in the house?
32 mins; June 28, 2019
Up to our knees in Glastonbury
30 mins; June 21, 2019
Mr Grabby Hands Hates Electricity
31 mins; June 15, 2019
What do you call it if you can see the sea?
31 mins; June 07, 2019
Flushing your loved ones down the loo.
26 mins; May 31, 2019
The Eurovision Fight Contest
35 mins; May 24, 2019
How to water your plastic lawn
27 mins; May 17, 2019
Kicking them in the ballots
30 mins; May 10, 2019
Intimate relations with aliens
28 mins; May 04, 2019
Digging for victory
32 mins; April 29, 2019
Cats versus dogs - there can be only one winner
30 mins; April 23, 2019
The Great Brexit Lipstick Catastrophe
27 mins; April 12, 2019
The James Bond elimination game.
32 mins; April 05, 2019
Marching (some of the way) for freedom.
31 mins; March 29, 2019
Warning: Do not alight on the Isle of White
32 mins; March 22, 2019
Away with the birds
28 mins; March 15, 2019
Saving the planet one pie at a time
32 mins; March 07, 2019
It's not our party but we can go if we want to
32 mins; February 28, 2019
What do you want to be when you grow up?
30 mins; February 22, 2019
Our get up and go just got up and left.
33 mins; February 15, 2019
Trump's good genes and sea food fights back
26 mins; February 08, 2019
He grunts and squeaks and squawks like the Mafia.
29 mins; January 31, 2019
Boris Mounts a Hoe
25 mins; January 25, 2019
Prince Harry's new boiler, the RAF's new toys and a VERY ANGRY VEGAN.
33 mins; January 18, 2019
A Merry Christmas Special
23 mins; December 13, 2018
Trump fans have tiny weenies
31 mins; December 05, 2018
Christmas is Cancelled
28 mins; November 29, 2018
No need to wait - the future is now
35 mins; November 21, 2018
Nick Gets Corrected
28 mins; November 09, 2018
Theresa May's Magic Dust Cloud and Donald Trump's tiny mushroom
