Take a nice long sip of cynicism with your favorite podcast hosts Timmy and Jimmy. We will talk you through only the most dismal and depraved topics in our society. Come gather round as we give long rambling answers as to the reasons why we are sad sacks. Oh, and this is primarily a comedy podcast so laugh, haha hahaha *sobs*
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Dead Jokes 24 - We're in Hell... LITERALLY!
31 mins; October 30, 2021
Dead Jokes 23 - Tommy the Guardian Angel
29 mins; October 18, 2021
Dead Jokes 22 - Winnie Vinnie Always Wins the Case
35 mins; October 10, 2021
Dead Jokes 21 - Infernal Litigation
33 mins; October 05, 2021
Dead Jokes 20 - Simone says "Chop off a Limb!"
37 mins; September 27, 2021
Dead Jokes 19 - Astral Mormons
34 mins; September 20, 2021
Dead Jokes 18 - Darth Johan
38 mins; August 28, 2021
Dead Jokes 17 - Chef Boy Un D
32 mins; August 23, 2021
Dead Jokes 16 - John "C." Rockefeller
33 mins; August 16, 2021
Dead Jokes 15 - Orville Redenbacher's Soul Seed
28 mins; August 11, 2021
Dead Jokes 13 - Sigmund Freud's Associate
34 mins; July 26, 2021
Dead Jokes 14 - James Audubon's Birdman
27 mins; July 12, 2021
Dead Jokes 12 - John Locke's Chandler
39 mins; June 28, 2021
142 - The Gates of Hell
39 mins; June 21, 2021
Dead Jokes 11 - Vlad's Pole Greaser
20 mins; June 20, 2021
141 - Race Theory Critical Edition
32 mins; June 09, 2021
Dead Jokes 10 - Alfred Hitchcock's Billy
22 mins; June 07, 2021
Dead Jokes 9 - Shakespeare's Plant
25 mins; June 04, 2021
Dead Jokes 8 - Disney's Package
31 mins; May 24, 2021
140 - Hands Off MY IP!
37 mins; May 18, 2021
Dead Jokes 7 - Tesla's Fuzz
35 mins; May 17, 2021
Dead Jokes 6 - Martin Luther's Big Hammer
24 mins; May 10, 2021
139 - Covid Rides Again
37 mins; May 03, 2021
Dead Jokes 5 - Blackbeard's McBitey
25 mins; May 03, 2021
Dead Jokes 4 - Johnny Appleseed's Tipples
24 mins; April 26, 2021
Dead Jokes 3 - Beethoven's Puppen
31 mins; April 19, 2021
Cynic Empowerment Update - Amazon Labor
43 mins; April 13, 2021
138 - Ghost Guns Are Spoopy
64 hours 40 mins; April 12, 2021
Dead Jokes 2 - Napoleon's Wood
28 mins; April 12, 2021
Dead Jokes 1 - Da Vinci's Sneakers
26 mins; April 05, 2021
137 - Meals Off A Dinghy
36 mins; April 05, 2021
136 - No Knock Mormons
73 hours 41 mins; March 08, 2021
135 - Snow Cone Spy Jet
57 mins; March 01, 2021
134 - Frozen Pizza Fiesta!
38 mins; February 19, 2021
133 - Tennessee Tom
66 hours 52 mins; February 15, 2021
132 - Water, Wind, and the FBI
81 hours 59 mins; February 08, 2021
Episode 131 - Give Me GAME STONKS or Give Me Death
99 hours 24 mins; January 30, 2021
Episode 130 - From Humblest Beginnings
107 hours 9 mins; January 25, 2021
Episode 129 - You Say ISIS I Say ISIL
94 hours 32 mins; January 18, 2021
Episode 128 - Diller Dough Boys
49 mins; January 11, 2021
Episode 127 - Remember The Hercules Sex Doll Episode?
64 hours 40 mins; January 04, 2021
Episode 126 - Fascist Santa Cult
82 hours 14 mins; December 19, 2020
Episode 125 - Namibian Adolf Hitler
108 hours 21 mins; December 12, 2020
Episode 124 - 250 Million Strong
85 hours 9 mins; December 08, 2020
Episode 123 - Right Now Is Bad, Actually
72 hours 11 mins; December 03, 2020
Episode 122 - The Market Won't Save Us
83 hours 1 min; November 23, 2020
Episode 121 - Roided Up Kid Tossin'
76 hours 8 mins; November 17, 2020
Episode 120 - Wait... GANDHI IS A POS TOO?!!!! nooooo
75 hours 28 mins; November 09, 2020
Episode 119 - Colonialism Never Ended
96 hours 6 mins; November 01, 2020
Episode 118 - #PropinaNaBunda - A Bribe Up The Bum
74 hours 33 mins; October 22, 2020
Episode 117 - Capitalist Crack
116 hours 41 mins; October 15, 2020
Episode 116 - It's All Good
103 hours 20 mins; October 06, 2020
Episode 115 - Uber, but for Thugs
61 hours 43 mins; October 02, 2020
Episode 114 - Resist Capitalism by Buying our Stuff
88 hours 57 mins; September 21, 2020
Episode 112 - We Put the Musk in MMT
68 hours 41 mins; September 16, 2020
Episode 111 - You Like Cheese Don't You?
83 hours 50 mins; September 08, 2020
Episode 110 - Benis Boys
81 hours 50 mins; August 26, 2020
Episode 109 - Monkey Balls
95 hours 33 mins; August 12, 2020
Episode 108 - Oligoplisticexpialidocious
93 hours 0 mins; August 05, 2020
Episode 107 - Captive Audience
79 hours 37 mins; July 29, 2020
Episode 106 - Fast or Cracker Barrel
67 hours 51 mins; July 22, 2020
Episode 105 - Nickel Thieves
51 mins; July 15, 2020
Episode 104 - Protest with Me Chef Boyardee
99 hours 17 mins; July 08, 2020
Episode 103 - Stay Uncrushed
75 hours 42 mins; July 01, 2020
Episode 102 - The Tobacco Festival
54 mins; June 24, 2020
Episode 101 - Cowboy Cops
77 hours 13 mins; June 17, 2020
Episode 100 - Doin' it LIVE!
100 hours 57 mins; June 08, 2020
Episode 99 - Conspiracy Sex Dolls
103 hours 11 mins; May 25, 2020
Episode 98 - Which Slave Rebellion Again?
91 hours 36 mins; May 18, 2020
Episode 97 - I'll Trade Ya a Kidney for it
69 hours 15 mins; May 11, 2020
Episode 96 - That's Not a Nerf Hammer...
72 hours 23 mins; May 04, 2020
Episode 95 - Lumiere the Sex Slave Chandelier
68 hours 54 mins; April 27, 2020
Episode 94 - AR-15 Liberty Machine
63 hours 46 mins; April 20, 2020
Episode 94 - Preshow - Paper Towel-Iban
53 mins; April 13, 2020
Episode 93 - I'll Show You Essential!
92 hours 37 mins; April 06, 2020
Episode 92 - Hobby Lobby Funded ISIS
81 hours 53 mins; March 30, 2020
Episode 91 - We Are Entering a New World
72 hours 15 mins; March 23, 2020
Episode 90 - Synthol Arms & Slav Squats
111 hours 1 min; March 16, 2020
Episode 89 - Enter The Willy Wicker
99 hours 49 mins; March 09, 2020
Episode 89 Preshow - My Mater-Nut Knife
56 mins; March 02, 2020
Episode 88 - Hungry Hippos Colombian Style
69 hours 40 mins; February 28, 2020
Episode 87 - It's Cool to Diddle the Dumplings!
92 hours 38 mins; February 14, 2020
Episode 86 - "Oh You'll Pay, But Not With Money"
64 hours 49 mins; February 09, 2020
Episode 85 - Tur-Ducken ISIS Preacher
60 hours 30 mins; January 24, 2020
Episode 84 - Sorry, No Kids Allowed
78 hours 25 mins; January 17, 2020
Episode 83 - Tiger Truck Stop No Camel
76 hours 54 mins; January 12, 2020
Episode 82 - Scumbag ScoMo - Australia on Fire
66 hours 24 mins; January 03, 2020
Episode 81 - Poo in Solidarity
72 hours 6 mins; December 22, 2019
Episode 80 - IDK About You But I'm Feeling .22
68 hours 52 mins; December 15, 2019
Episode 79 - Papa Schnatter is a Sweaty Boi
71 hours 5 mins; December 08, 2019
Episode 78 - Just Keep Punching at It
64 hours 41 mins; November 22, 2019
Episode 77 - The War on Christmas is Real
67 hours 45 mins; November 17, 2019
Episode 76 - Everything Soft is Evil
76 hours 40 mins; November 08, 2019
Episode 75 - One Pill, Two Pill, Red Pill, Blue Pill
71 hours 8 mins; November 01, 2019
Episode 74 - Apple Made Me Gay
60 hours 1 min; October 27, 2019
Episode 73 - Glass Conscious
50 mins; October 20, 2019
Episode 72 - Born and Raised in a Cum-Factory
61 hours 52 mins; October 14, 2019
Episode 71 - OPERATION: Bile Bear
61 hours 12 mins; October 09, 2019
Episode 70 - "Hop in Morty, We Have to Kill South Korean Hitler" *BURP*